-->Bella: "I want to be saved Satan...they gonna kill my baby!"

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5674909/1/Bella_Swan_Pregnant_and_Furious Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious]]'' is a bizarre ''Twilight'' fanfiction by ComicsNix.

[[SomethingCompletelyDifferent Unlike the usual]] ComicsNix story, Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious lacks the horrific graphic and disgusting sex descriptions, and instead is a completely random nonsensical action story. As the title suggests, the story is about a pregnant Bella Swan. Shopping for baby clothing, she goes to a baby store clothing run by cannibal ninjas, who have their sights set on her unborn child. Desperate and out of options, Bella makes a deal with the devil to gain incredible powers. All hell literally breaks loose.

From the aforementioned ninjas to pirates to Nazis, Bella finds herself in a life or death struggle with just about everything. Now there's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgxrYH6xbTU a]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tsN6JH_RG0 dramatic]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqeVZCbAvPw reading]].

* AbnormalAmmo: The mech that fires "sword bullets".
* ActionGirl: Bella
* AttemptedRape: The pirates reason for fighting with Bella is because they want to "fuck her while the baby is inside".
* CannibalClan: The ninjas.
* ChoiceOfTwoWeapons: Bella's primary weapons in this fic are shurikens and a sword, although she didn't necessarily pick these as her weapons; they're just what she happened to pick up.
* {{Crack Fic}}
* {{Crossover}}: Twilight with ''Film/{{Clash of the Titans|1981}}'' or simply ''Myth/ClassicalMythology''.
* DealWithTheDevil
* DualWielding: At one point, Bella is fighting using both a ninja's katana and a pirate's sword.
* DuelToTheDeath: Bella vs [[spoiler: Satan]]...although [[spoiler: he comes back about a paragraph later]].
* FallingChandelierOfDoom: Surprisingly averted in the first fight scene of the story.
* GratuitousNinja: Again, the ninjas.
* HumongousMecha: [[spoiler: Adolf Hitler]] uses one of these in his fight with Bella. This mecha is described as a "Giant-Gatling-fifty-foot-tall-Mech", and can apparently shoot "sword bullets".
* JustEatHim: Bella and the hordes of pirates and ninjas are swallowed by the Kraken.
* NeverBringAKnifeToAFistFight: Bella is able to defeat a group of "thousands" of sword-wielding ninjas with kicks.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler: Time begins to become compressed as a direct result of Bella killing Adolf Hitler]].
* {{OOC}}
* OnlyAFleshWound: During the final battle, Bella is punched in the stomach with such force that "she spurt her bowels out of her throat". Didn't seem to have that effect though; and [[InfantImmortality her unborn baby was somehow unharmed]].
* {{Pirate}}: They're here too.
* PreAsskickingMutter: "Yes [[spoiler: Satan]]!" cries out loud Bella, "fell my soul in your ASS!"
* PregnantBadass: Bella.
* SequelHook
* SwallowedWhole: As stated above with the Kraken.
* TrollFic
* UnexplainedRecovery: [[spoiler: Hitler and Satan, both of whom are killed by Bella, are back at the very end plotting their revenge]].
* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
* [[spoiler: VillainTeamUp: The story concludes with Satan and Hitler having apparently formed an alliance.]]
* WombLevel: The fight inside the stomach of the Kraken.