''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7178385/1/Being_Human Being Human Or, A Scientific Study on the Behavioral and Social Aspects of Homo Sapiens in its Natural Habitat Facilitated through the use of an Aperture Science Personality Construct]]'' is a ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'' fanfic written by Insane Guy of DOOM, not to be confused with the [[BeingHuman television show of the same name]].

One day, GLaDOS discovers that she doesn't understand humans outside of what they do in test chambers, and not understanding all the potential variables is the first step on the road to bad science. So she decides to place an AI into one of the frozen human bodies she has and send it out to study humans in their "natural habitat". Unfortunately the only AI that's suitable for transfer is... [[TheDitz Wheatley]]. Armed with a computer chip that allows her to talk to and see everything Wheatley does, GLaDOS sends him out into the surface.

What follows are the humorous recounting of Wheatley's attempts to socialize with humans and adjust to his new body, coupled with GLaDOS snarking on human culture, tons of bizarre cameos ranging from the cast of OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest to [[{{Sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]] himself, plenty of shout outs to internet memes, and a dash of {{shipping}}.

After several failed attempts at a sequel, the story now has an [[FourthWallMailSlot Ask-Wheatley tumblr]] which can be found [[http://askbeinghumanwheatley.tumblr.com/ here]].


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!!''Being Human'' provides examples of:

* AmbiguouslyBrown: The tumblr recounts an attempt by Chell to find if she had any living relatives. She had a DNA test taken and the doctor only replied that her ethnicity was unknowable as she had "more blood in her than a mosquito". [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Wheatley took this to mean Chell is a vampire]].
* AreWeThereYet: Wheatley keeps asking this to Gabe in chapter 9.
* BeingHumanSucks: Wheatley thinks this for most of the story. He warms up to it eventually.
* BigNo: Lampshaded, Chell attempts one only to remember she's mute and thus cannot.
** [[spoiler:She does finally let out one in the finale after becoming SuddenlyVoiced.]]
* {{Cameo}}: Reviewers are given cameos if they can answer trivia questions at the end of each chapter. There are also appearances by [[IRobot Doctor Susan Calvin]], [[{{Sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]], [[SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sal Monella]], and the entire cast of OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest.
* CaptainObvious: Wheatley mentions that "doesn't think (his nose) should be all crooked and bleeding like that".
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Pretty much every character in the story to some degree, but "Colossal Chris-Chan" takes the cake. Between calling GLaDOS a "slanderous troll", demanding to play "vidya games" in the middle of tests and ultimately covering himself in repulsion gel and attaching turret legs to his head to become his "super mode", he makes ''Wheatley'' seem competent.
* CultureClash: From Wheatley's Tumblr. He mentions that Chell played snowball fight, and interprets the ball as a personality sphere figurine.
-->How would you like it if I made human shapes out of snow to throw at people? I donít think you would at all. But thatís just me.
* {{Deconstruction}}: Of some of the standard human!Wheatley and "[[FandomSpecificPlot Chell finds civilization]]" story cliches. Notably upon finding civilization, Chell and Wheatley are immediately arrested and put in an insane asylum.
* {{Expy}}: Gabe [[{{Spoonerism}} Wellnew]], a store owner/conspiracy theorist who takes Chell and Wheatley in, is this of Creator/{{Valve|Software}} CEO Gabe Newell. He even collects knives.
** When [[http://askbeinghumanwheatley.tumblr.com/post/15994513219/update-on-the-maniac talking about Wellnew on his Tumblr]], Wheatley inserts the photo of Newell in front of the Half-Life 3 logo.
* GroinAttack: The first thing Chell does upon seeing Wheatley is to kick him in the groin.
* FilkSong: "Wheatley's Song" by Miracle of Sound is sung at the beginning of the story.
* FourthWallMailSlot: The "Ask Wheatley (About Being Human)" tumblr.
* HiddenDepths: GLaDOS has them, its never outright stated, but strongly implied that these depths are due to Caroline being Chell's mother.
* InkSuitActor: Wheatley looks like Creator/StephenMerchant, its taken to an even further extreme in the Tumblr, where [[CelebrityParadox Merchant also exists]]. Naturally, Wheatley thinks Stephen Merchant's an impostor bent on stealing his identity.
** In a later post on the subject, Wheatley posts a picture of "his flatmate" to intimidate Merchant; its a picture of ''Gabe Newell''.
** Even later, he, after seeing a picture of Karl Pilkington, thinks about the Creator/RickyGervais Show and Series/{{The Office|UK}} as belonging to an alternate universe him.
* MusicalWorldHypothesis: The upcoming sequel will apparently be a musical, its not yet been described how this will be explained in-universe.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Wheatley doesn't understand the human compulsion to wear clothes. He certainly didn't need them when he was a core...
* RickRoll: Wheatley gets rickrolled near the end of chapter 8.
* ShortTitleLongElaborateSubtitle: The story's full name is ''Being Human Or, A Scientific Study on the Behavioral and Social Aspects of Homo Sapiens in its Natural Habitat Facilitated through the use of an Aperture Science Personality Construct''.
* ShoutOut: To dozens of internet memes. Wheatley's favorite show is [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Midget Horsey: Companionship is Enchanting]], and he plays [[WorldOfWarcraft World of]] [[AngryBirds Angry]] [[{{Farmville}} Farms]], an "MMOFPSRPGRTSTD Point-and-Click Browser Game. Don't ask me what that stands for because I don't know."
** In the Being Human universe, GLaDOS ''wrote'' ''FanFic/{{Cupcakes}}''.
** Chapter 12 features an [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory EPIC. RAP. BATTLEOFHISTORY!!!!]]
** The entirety of chapter 5 is a homage/shout out/crossover with OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest.
** Wheatley quotes the popular "Wheatley is the best at flirting" video in an attempt to woo Chell. It goes about as well as one can expect.
** ''VideoGame/HalfLife'' is a documentary series about the combine war, the third episode of the series was canceled in favor of reality television.
* SuddenlyVoiced: [[spoiler: Chell regains her ability to speak at the end of the story]] thanks to [[BrickJoke Jerry the nanobot]].
* TheCakeIsALie: Chell absolutely freaks out when she finds a cake. In the tumblr Wheatley says her favorite show is ''Cake Boss''.
* TheInternetIsForPorn: Wheatley's attempts to research human romance on the internet leads to him trying to woo Chell by describing the act of reproduction to her. Its quite clear what he found.
* ThePowerOfLove: GLaDOS [[spoiler:lets Wheatley go after she realizes that Chell really does love him]]. Wheatley points out how OutOfCharacter [[LampshadeHanging that is]] [[CharacterDevelopment for]] GLaDOS.
* ThirdActMisunderstanding: Gabe mistakes the sounds of Chell and Wheatley fighting the party escort bot for [[CrowningMomentOfFunny them having sex]], allowing the escort bot to capture Wheatley and incapacitate Chell.
* TooDumbToLive: Wheatley at times, especially in the earlier chapters before his CharacterDevelopment kicks in.
** Wheatley ate a Candy Land board game once, he "was sick for days".
* UnusualEuphemism: Wheatley really likes Chell's "fleshy personality cores".