This fic follows Anne Maria (renamed [[MarySue Anna Nicole Kaleigh Aleesha Candi Peach Jamy Marie Polizzi]]) and her adventures throughout the ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'' universe. Along the way, she has lots of non-serious [[RelationshipSue relations]] and kills several people. Oddly, the writer is a male.

It can be read [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7898342/1/Anna_Maries_epic_tale here]].

!!This fanfic contains examples of:
* MeaningfulName: The "Nicole" and "Polizzi" come from reality star [[Series/JerseyShore Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi]].
* OutOfCharacter: Just about everyone mentioned in the story.
* OverlyLongName: Anne Maria.
* ReallyGetsAround: Anne Maria has sex with nearly anyone she comes across.
* TrollFic: The awful spelling and other evidence combine to make this obvious.
* UnexplainedRecovery: Duncan, [[Fanfic/MyImmortal Ebony]], [[Fanfic/ThePhraseThatPais Jasmine]], Jo, Chris, and Anne Maria herself.