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[[folder: How It Should Have Ended]]
* "Oh, my." [[spoiler:[=C3PO=]]]
* "Well, so much for that idea." [[spoiler:General Dodanna]]
* "Okay sure, but... you've killed all the gods." [[spoiler:Athena]]
* "...Does thou mean StanLee?" [[spoiler:Thor]]
* "Aw man." [[spoiler:Mars / Ares]]
* "But mostly to save your own skin, correct?" [[spoiler:Jack Sparrow]]
* "Precisely." [[spoiler:Elizabeth Swann]]
* "That does it. From this point on, I'm out. We are so broken up. All of us!" [[spoiler:Will Turner]]
* "Here I come, Pete. I'll help you save the day. No matter what I'll help you-BIRD!" [[spoiler:Harry Osborn]]
* "Oh, dang, he was telling the truth." [[spoiler:Eddie Brock, Jr.]]
* "Here, take my parts, and you will become the greatest Autobot that everyone wishes you to be. Fulfill you destiny!" [[spoiler:Jetfire]]
* "Very well, I'll bide my time. And as or you my fine lady, just try to stay out of my way, just try. I'll get you my pretty, and you're little dog t-" [[spoiler:The Wicked Witch of the West]]
* "Not while I'm still br-" [[spoiler:Colonel Miles Quaritch]]
* "We are still caught in the gravitational pull. " [[spoiler:Pavel Chekov]]
* "Aye, aye, sir." [[spoiler:Montgomery Scott]]
** "Especially the cannon!" [[spoiler:Montgomery Scott in a Deleted Scene]]
* "Captain, please!" [[spoiler:Nyota Uhura]]
* "Jim, if you make me say "I'm a doctor, not a magician", I'm gonna come up there and punch you in the-" [[spoiler:Dr. Leonard [=McCoy=]]]
* "Captain, even if we survive, it is unpredictable when or where the ship will emerge on the other side." [[spoiler:Mr. Spock]]
* "Yes, sir." [[spoiler:Hikaru Sulu]]
* "Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission to explore strange new world. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone bef-" [[spoiler:James T. Kirk]]
* "I know, but, even the cannon?" [[spoiler:Deleted Scene Red Shirt]]
* "Careful, man! That's a brand new suit here!" [[spoiler:Obadiah Stane]]
* "AAAUUGHHHHHH!!! I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!" [[spoiler:Indiana Jones]]
* "It's never over! Avada Kadav-" [[spoiler:Lord Voldemort]]
** "I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people, if I want. I-" [[spoiler:Tom Riddle]]
* "Or we could just burn him. Isn't that the purpose of having flamethrower arms? Ow, Jisus!" [[spoiler:HYDRA Nazis]]
* "Fitzle fire! Fitzle fire!" [[spoiler:HYDRA Nazis]]
* "Uh, she... lost the will to live?" [[spoiler:Emperor Palpatine]]
* "You lied to me! I'll kill you! Get over here!" [[spoiler:Darth Vader]]
* "That water looks awfully cold." [[spoiler:Professor Moriaty]]
* "I did not consider the cold. Or the rocks." [[spoiler:Sherlock Holmes]]
* "Wait, what?" [[spoiler:Peeta]]
* "Did he just blow up the mothership?" [[spoiler:Frankie]]
* "Why is that bad?" [[spoiler:Bert]]
* "What The?!" [[spoiler:Jabba the Hutt]]
* "Prepare yourselves. My father's work is done." [[spoiler:Talia al Ghul]]
* "Are you crazy?! You are bleeding all over the place!" [[spoiler:Selina Kyle]]
* "Yeah... I've been stabbed. I might be bleeding out, but it's okay. Because... because I'm [[spoiler:Batman]]!"
* "Well poop. I guess this means we're screwed." [[spoiler:Commissioner James Gordon]]
* "But, the nerds... *coughs*... will love... all the ''Khan'' references..." [[spoiler:Khan]]
* "Please, young Spock, kill me." [[spoiler:LeonardNimoy's Spock. He reluctantly gets better.]]
* "Ooh! Right in the- Oh dear." [[spoiler:Smaug]]
* "Oh, but it is! 'Tis demanded by the gods, it is!" [[spoiler:Jar Jar Binks]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Abridged Series]]
* ''WebVideo/AbridgedOnTitan''
** "Thank you! Eren, be nice to Mikasa! Mikasa, keep Eren out of trouble!" [[spoiler:Carla Yeager]]
** "He- he got the jump on me... that's not fair..." [[spoiler:Thomas Wagner]]
** "Aaaaaw, he's kinda cuute! Oh God, never mind, NEVER MIIIND!" [[spoiler:Mina Carolina]]
** "Sorry little buddy, but we're not interested." [[spoiler:Human trafficker 1]]
** "What the hell! You're not getting away that easily, you little prick!" [[spoiler:Human trafficker 2]]
** "You little shit! We were just trying to make an honest living selling human beings against their will!" [[spoiler:Human trafficker 3]]
** "Go run and hide, I shall show y'all the power of- of uh... [[PrecisionFStrike f**k]]." [[spoiler:Wallist preacher]]
* ''CodeMent''
** "Sooo, what's new?" [[spoiler:Clovis]]
** "Beware the purple eyed one... Goodbye old friend." [[spoiler:Jasper]]
** "That smarts!" [[spoiler:Lelouch's mother]]
** "So, this is how it ends. Well then listen to me, you stupid idiots. I am undefeatable! You can never stop me! Death is only the beginning! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!" [[spoiler:Jeremiah, for now.]]
* ''WebVideo/DanganRonpaAbridgedThing''
** "Get away from me, you big weenie! WEENIE!" [[spoiler:Sayaka Maizono]]
** "A-a-are you l-like, serious?" [[spoiler:Mukuro Ikusaba]]
** "BALLS!" [[spoiler:Leon Kuwata]]
** "It's okay Mr. Oowada. Everybody will accept you for who you are." [[spoiler:Chihiro Fujisaki]]
** "DAMMIT! Why'd Fujisaki talk to me? Didn't they know I'm the needless violence guy?!" or "'''YIIIIIIFFFFF!!!!'''" [[spoiler:Mondo Oowada]]
* ''Doctor Who: The Abridged Series''
** "All right, I'm covered in whip cream. Now go ahead and lick it off! Uh, don't you [[TheScrappy Adric]]. Just, don't." [[spoiler:The Fourth Doctor]]
** "I don't won't to go." [[spoiler:Adric]]
** "Yuarr, yuarr, yuarr, no mummy. I don't want to go to school today. Koschei will beat me up again." [[spoiler:The Seventh Doctor]]
** "You are my life, Doctor!" [[spoiler:The Master]]
** "Hey, you watch your mouth, brat!" [[spoiler:Rassilon]]
** "No, wait! I take it back! I don't won't to go. I don't won't to go!" [[spoiler:The Tenth Doctor]]
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
** "DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT!" [[spoiler: Raditz]]
** "I sort of have a hole in my esophagus." [[spoiler: Goku. He got better]]
*** "And now I am the dead." [[spoiler: Goku, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged]]
** So I know as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans, and [[KilledMidSentence WE WILL WI-]] [[spoiler: Yamcha. He got better]]
** "Wait, what?" [[spoiler: Chiaotzu. He got better]]
** "Right behind you, [[spoiler: Chiaotzu]]" [[spoiler: Tenshinhan. He got better.]]
*** "I'm the only serious character in this show. That's the joke." [[spoiler: Tenshinhan, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged]]
** "Why... didn't... you... DODGE?!" [[spoiler: Piccolo. He got better.]]
** "Well then... goodbye my friend!" [[spoiler: Kami. He gets better.]]
** "Remember the bug planet Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta?" [[spoiler: Nappa. [[SparedByAdaptation He got better]].]]
*** "WHY VEGETA, WHY?" [[spoiler: Nappa, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged]]
** "[[KilledMidSentence But, but I hate you, why would I-]]" [[spoiler: Cui]]
** "You- you killed my son!" [[spoiler: Mouri. He gets better.]]
** "Wait! You and I, we can team up against Freeza! Rule the universe as husband and wife! [[spoiler: Dodoria]]
** "What the?" [[spoiler: Zarbon]]
** "I [[PrecisionFStrike f**king]] hate you" [[spoiler: Guldo]]
** "That's it! [[spoiler: Recoome]] has had enough! Feel the strength, of the [[spoiler: Recoome]] ultra-fighting [[KilledMidSentence miracle-]] [[spoiler: Recoome... obviously]]
** "But remember, you still owe me that space soda" [[spoiler: Burter]]
** "[[Film/JurassicPark Clever girl...]]" [[spoiler: Jeice]]
** "CHANGE... NOW! [[spoiler: Captain Ginyu]]
*** "Ribbit, ribbit" [[spoiler: Captain Ginyu after being turned into a frog]]
** "I sense that they summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now." [[spoiler: Super Kami Guru. He gets better until...]]
*** "[[DayOfTheDead Choke on them! Oh god why?]]" [[spoiler: Super Kami Guru after confessing he caused the drought and shifted the blame on the albinos.]]
** "[[PrecisionFStrike F***]] this, I'm out." [[spoiler: Freeza's Scouter AI]]
** "That's right; I'm your WhiteMage, and nobody [[PrecisionFStrike f**ks]]... with the WhiteMage" [[spoiler: Dende. He got better.]]
** "Baguan, brederin Vegeta. Me be ya spirit animal. And me here to tell ya how to mash up dat bumbaclot Freeza. All you got to do [[HisNameIs is...]] [[spoiler:Orpheus]]
** "Kakarot, you are our race's last hope. You are the last remaining Saiyan. [[OhCrap Oh God you're the last remaining Saiyan.]]" [[spoiler: Vegeta. He got better]]
** "Can't you take a joke?" [[spoiler: Krillin. He got better]]
*** [[spoiler: [[RunningGag Krillin Owned Count: 28]]]]
** "Lord Freeza... the f***?" [[spoiler: Soldier 3]]
** "If you're trying to be clever, you're sorely lacking- huh?" [[spoiler: Freeza]]
** "I'm a haggler?" [[spoiler: King Cold]]
** "Your thirty day free trial has expired. Would you like to...purchase...Win...RAR." [[spoiler:Android 19]]
** "So, uh...could one of you spare one of those [[KilledMidSentence Senzu Be-]]" [[spoiler:Doctor Gero]]
** "I'm on fire!" [[spoiler: Last Surviving Psychic Alien]]
** "Sorry." [[spoiler: Toma]]
** "And now I accept the sweet embrace of death." [[spoiler: Bardock]]
** "Before I die... I have one... one more final decree. All of our most elite warriors, must learn dance choreography... Got to style... all over... our opponent's... balls." [[spoiler: Chilled]]
** "Alright, look... I know we said some things, but I bet if we just talk to each other a little, we could become friends. Whaddya say, high five?" [[spoiler:Dorodabo]]
** "Suck 'im dry, boys!" [[spoiler:Medamatcha]]
** "You little upstart PRICK!" [[spoiler:Angira]]
** "Why didn't I wish for immortality?!" [[spoiler: Lord Slug]]
** "Eh? Oh no! No no no no no! No no! No no no no no no! NO!!!" [[spoiler: Doore]]
** "But at least I know, I'm still [[spoiler: [[JustForPun cooler]]]]." [[spoiler: Cooler... for now]]
** "I will see you in Space Hell, cousin Jeice." [[spoiler: Sauza]]
** "No! So much... Joy! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!" [[spoiler: Turles]]
** "Well personally, I think that would be uncalled for." [[spoiler:Sansho]]
** "OH MY GOD!" [[spoiler:Nikki]]
** "What a... douchebag..." [[spoiler:Ginger]]
* ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
** "Who is it?" [[spoiler:Edward Cullen]]
** "Are you mocking me?!" [[spoiler:Homicidal Vampire Priest]]
** "Everything seems to check out-OH MY GOD!" [[spoiler:Front Desk Guy]]
** " 'Now, excuse me while I blow this faggot ginger's brains ou-OH GOD NO-!" [[spoiler:Communications Guy]]
** "The one who sent me...was...''Naaaaziiiiiis!''" [[spoiler:Jan Valentine]]
** "Oooooooooooh ''fuck''." [[spoiler:Luke Valentine]]
** "I'm getting ''real'' tired of this shit!" [[spoiler:Tubalcain "Dandy Man" Alahambra]]
** "Wow, uh, when you put it like ''that'', I feel like kind of a cunt." [[spoiler:Commander Violet]]
** "Wait! What are you..." [[spoiler:Rip Van Winkle]]
* ''WebVideo/NullmetalAlchemist''
** "Well, at least he didn't eat me." [[spoiler:Father Cornello]]
** "Oh, and Edward? Don't call it alchemy. It just sounds... so... pretentious." [[spoiler:Trisha Elric]]
** "DON'T RUIN MY FANTASY!" [[spoiler:Majhal]]
** "Hey, you guys!" [[spoiler:Claus]]
** "BARK!" [[spoiler:Nina Tucker]]
** "Huh, I don't remember it being that big..." [[spoiler:Psiren]]
** "[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Reality will be shaped by my will alone, and I shall descend upon the human world as the master of- ]]
" [[spoiler:Mugear]]
** "WHAT THE FU-" [[spoiler:Basque Grand]]
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
** "A hug? Sure, I don't see why not OH GOD WHAT!?" [[spoiler:Dr. Feelgood, receiving one of [[AxeCrazy Melvin's]] "hugs"]]
** "I'm your son. Your real son. [[TearJerker And I'm the last thing you'll ever see]]. Also, I'm kind of naked right now." [[spoiler:Noah, to Gozaburo]]
*** "Ugh, I can feel it on my back!" [[spoiler:Gozaburo's last words, in response to the above]]
** "Shut up. SHUT UP! You're going to DIE! And then you'll be ''DEAD''! Because I ''KILLED'' you! [[spoiler: Anubis, The Abridged Movie]]
** "Death to America!" [[spoiler: Grandpa, BBT Abridged. Death is undone via time travel]]
** "Oh, I'm dead." [[spoiler: Pegasus, BBT Abridged. Death is undone via time travel]]
** "Nonono! Nonono! Nonononononoooooooooooo!" [[spoiler: Paradox, BBT Abridged]]
** "Huh, I wonder what he meant by- [[OhCrap OH MY GOD THAT IS WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT]]!!" [[spoiler: Ushio, Season Zero Episode 1, in response to Yami's statement "Hope you enjoy giant man-eating worms!"]]
** "I'll teach you to insult ''MY'' restaurant's health standards! AAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!!" [[spoiler: Jirou the Yellow Spider, Season Zero Episode 3]]
[[/folder]]
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* ''79 Norwood Avenue''
** "I don't know who told you that one!" [[spoiler:The Girl]]
* ''BinderOfShame''
** "You'll pay for this! You'll all pay for this! [[SpeakOfTheDevil Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!]]" [[spoiler:El Disgusto's ninja, upon being caught thieving from his comrades and being killed by Cheating Bastard. The entire inn got leveled.]]
* ''ChadVader''
** "Mop!" [[spoiler:Weird Jimmy]]
** "I told you, I would protect you all. I will fight for you until ''my'' heart stops beating!" [[spoiler:Damien Nightshade]]
* ''WebAnimation/ADayInDraculasLife''
** "Th-th-there's a Belmont in the castle." [[spoiler:Werewolf before he heads off to battle ''Ball''mont and get killed.]]
** "Don't worry, Dracula, I'll take him do-oh wait no. Belmont's got me in a headlock! Oh no no, he's using the holy weapon. Eh, ah, stop stop, ah I'm dead." [[spoiler:Death, who, usually ThatOneBoss, is instead headlocked and killed quickly by Belmont]]
** "[[SarcasmMode Aaahhh! This cannot be! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]] [[spoiler:Fucking ass.]]" [[spoiler:Dracula himself, really annoyed with Belmont]]
* ''DickFiguresTheMovie''
** "No no no NOOO-!" [[spoiler:Broseph. He gets better.]]
** "''Fuck you!''" [[spoiler:Lord Takagami]]
** "Another flight...another crash...perfect...record..." [[spoiler:Captain Crookygrin]]
** "Shoulda seen that coming." [[spoiler:Mr Dingleberry]]
** "[[SoProudOfYou And you...kept your elbows straight...]]" [[spoiler:Lord Takagami again.]]
** "Then how about a reunion?!" [[spoiler:Ocho Muerte]]
* ''[[DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]]'':
** "Captain Hammer will save us." [[spoiler:Penny.]]
* ''EmoBreakup''
** "I think you should. It sounds like he really loves you." [[spoiler: Bikini-Beaten Up-Kidnapped Whore]]
* ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
** "ButWaitTheresMore" [[spoiler:Billy Mays]]
** "I built a legacy, son, you could never stop it. Now excuse me, [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence I must turn Heaven a profit.]]" [[spoiler:Steve Jobs]]
** "Prepare to meet your..." [[spoiler: [[DoctorWho The 10th Doctor]][[ResetButton He got better.]]]]
** "I AM [[spoiler:[[AdolfHitler ADOLF-]]]]- [[spoiler:[[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe Hitler]]]]?"
* ''AGameOfGods'':
** "May the Force be with you, Link - always..." [[spoiler: Galen]]
** "Sayonara, bug face; you've had your fill...now choke on it!" [[spoiler: Kisame]]
** "Tomoya... I am sorry I couldn't save her... I thought I could change the fate's design... please... don't hurt me!" [[spoiler: The Original Phi]]
** "Na... Nagisa..." [[spoiler: Phi]]
** "Until Then, Insects, I'll Be Seeing You On The Next Front. ENJOY YOUR REST WHILE YOU CAN!" [[spoiler: Digamma]]
* GapozFilms
** "She's never going to get away with this." [[spoiler:Claire]]
** "Please, don't hurt me! Damn it! (crys) No! No! Please, God! No! No! Please!" [[spoiler:Payton]]
*** "I don't give a fuck-in-a-bucket about what you think, it's about what '''I''' think, and I think you're both gonna rot in jail over this." [[spoiler:Payton in the remake]]
* ''[[RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''
** "No... no... No! No! NO! NO! NOOO, WHY? WHY? Oh, my midichlorians can't take it!" [[spoiler:George Lucas]]
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
** "[[Film/{{Tron}} End of line.]]" [[spoiler:Tandy 400]]
** "It is time. You know what to do." [[spoiler:The Paper]]
* ''{{KateModern}}''
** "I swear to god, Steve, if you do not turn that fucking thing off, I'm gonna rip your fucking heart out and feed it to you!" [[spoiler:Rupert]]
** "What have I warned you about finishing people off? See, I've had to finish people off. Like I finished your mate [[spoiler:Kate]] off. Eh? Do you want to see her final blog?" [[spoiler:Patient 12]]
* ''TheLeetWorld''
-->[[spoiler:'''Ahmad:''']] I guess I was just a noob to the end.
-->'''Cortez:''' No, [[spoiler:Ahmad]], I know now that you are the greatest badass the world has ever known.
-->[[spoiler:'''Ahmad:''']] Awesome...
** "Well, shit." [[spoiler:The Producer]]
** "Your friend, The Producer, is---" [[spoiler:Mendosa, before Westheimer kills him]]
* ''WebVideo/{{lonelygirl15}}''
** "I... I, um, I better go now. Good luck guys. Bye." [[spoiler:Bree]]
** "[[spoiler:Claire]], show these ingrates who I am." [[spoiler:the Rogue Elder]]
** "Sorry! I'm sorry!" [[spoiler:Claire]]
** "Jonas, get down!" [[spoiler:Gina]], TakingTheBullet
** "You know, what I realize now is someone's gonna kill me. Now whether it's you or them, it doesn't matter." [[spoiler:Carl]]
** "Jonas... Jonas... Goodbye." [[spoiler:Lucy, who turns out to be NotQuiteDead]]
** "I can't." [[spoiler:Nadia Dalton]]
* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'':
-->'''Church:''' Tucker, there's something I need to tell you...I just want you to know...I've always hated you...I've always hated you the most.
-->'''Tucker:''' Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
-->'''Church:''' Okay. ''Herrkkk... blaahh...''
** "This doesn't seem physically possible!" [[spoiler:Jimmy, as Tex beats him to death with his own skull]]
** "Oh, please! That fudge-finger couldn't hit me! No, wait. I'm gonna die." [[spoiler: Caboose's mental version of Church]]
** "My quest is over... I can see the flag... It's so... flappy..." [[spoiler:The Red Zealot]]
** "Son of a bitch!" [[spoiler:''Everyone'', in the KillEmAll alternate ending]]
** "Church...before I die, I have to tell you...I hold the key to our victory..." [[spoiler:Captain Flowers, the first time]]
** "I seem to be dramatically pausing for some-" [[spoiler:Captain Flowers, after he's brought back from the dead twice.]]
** "Wait, Tex... Don't... Don't let him..." [[spoiler:York]]
** "Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!" and "I am dead!" [[spoiler:Caboose, in the time loop]]
** "Oh... dear!" [[spoiler:Wyoming, in the time loop]]
** "I heard that." [[spoiler:Gary/Gamma. He doesn't die until the end of next season, but these are the last words we hear him say.]]
** "[[spoiler:Oh, on the contrary, my friend. Now that she knows our plan, not only will she not stop us; our dear Tex is going to help us.]]" [[spoiler:Wyoming, the last one, that is.]]
** ''Recollections'':
** "Hold on! ''Everybody just hold o--!''" [[spoiler:Agent Texas.]]
** "Oh, come on Wash. What're you going to do, shoot--" [[spoiler:South Dakota.]]
*** "Yes. Good suggestion."
** "I have to be objective here. The next time you see me, I may not want you to help me. [[spoiler:Delta, although ''Revelation'' reveals that a part of him still exists in Epsilon.]]
** "[[spoiler:When it goes off I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And ''I'' ...am a motherfucking ghost.]]" [[spoiler:Church, and [[KilledOffForReal he didn't get better.]]]]
** "Oh, son of a--" [[spoiler:C.T.]], though we later learn [[spoiler:it was actually the Insurrectionist leader.]]
** "Will someone explain what's going on?" [[spoiler:Lopez, although he can't technically die, since [[strike:he's a robot]] he made back-ups of himself that morning.]]
*** Technically, he said "Qué se está entendiendo?", which literally means something more like "What is being understood?", but the subtitles say the above.
** "Hey, Simmons? I think he shot me too." [[spoiler:Donut.]]
** "''Wrong'' answer..." [[spoiler:Agent Texas, Epsilon version.]] Sort of.
*** For real: "Oh okay, wait a minute. Are you going to say 'I love you?'" [[spoiler: Tex in the Epsilon World. Church's Response: "[[TearJerker No, I'm going to say I forget you."]]]]
** "'''[[DeathCryEcho GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!]]'''" [[spoiler:The Meta]]
** "If I don't come back then, you're in charge of remembering me, okay? Don't let Tucker help, he'll just fuck it up. Bye buddy." [[spoiler:Epsilon-Church.]] Sort of.
** "No! Wai-!" [[spoiler:Insurrectionist Sniper]]
** "Oh, you bitch!" [[spoiler:Insurrectionist Demoman]]
** "What?" [[spoiler:Female Insurrectionist]]
** "Here, take the info... it's not complete but it will get them started. Go... find the new artifact." [[spoiler:The ''real'' C.T.]]
** "Weird... I don't know why, but I hate goodbyes." [[spoiler:The Texbots]]
** "Perhaps the next time around..." [[spoiler: Doctor Leonard Church]]
** "It has been an honor, sir." [[spoiler:F.I.L.S.S.]]
* PeanutButterGamer's Minecraft Hardcore
** "I'm gonna die, I'm Gonna Die, I'm Gonna Die" [[spoiler:Soah]]
** "Yeah. [[BigOMG OH MY]] [[OhCrap GOD!]] [[spoiler:PeanutButterGamer]]
** "[[DissonantSerenity I'm Falling]], WHAT IS GOING-" [[spoiler:[=McJones=]]]
** "He ran into me, [[FinalBoss the dragon]]" [[spoiler:Dean]]
* PeanutButterGamer's Minecraft Hardcore Season 2
** "[[OhCrap BAD!!]] [[BigNO NO!]]" [[spoiler:Dean]]
** "Heh, heh, heh. [[TemptingFate You can't keep ME down that easily.]]" [[spoiler:Kyrak]][[note]]as the others try to [[spoiler:MercyKill him]][[/note]]
** "There's people behind you! PBG, LOOK OUT!" [[spoiler:[=ProJared=]]]
** "It's not letting me do anything, [[KilledMidSentence I can't -]]" [[spoiler:LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun]]
** "HELP ME, HELP ME!" [[spoiler:PeanutButterGamer]]
** "NO I DIDN'T!" [[spoiler:[=McJones=]]]
** "Alright, piggies... you first." [[spoiler:Barry]]
* ''WebVideo/TheRemarkableJourneyOfHigginsVonHiggings''
** "Let's finish this!" [[spoiler:Higgins von Higgings]]
** "You're mine!" [[spoiler:Corporal Tyrannis]]
* ''ReservoirCats''
** "Stop!" [[spoiler:Cop #1]]
** "Got a light?" [[spoiler:Blonde]]
** "I've got blood everywhere! Fuck. I'm fucking blind!" [[spoiler:Brown]]
** "What the fuck are they waiting for? The fucking sick fuck. She fucking slashed my face. She's cut my fucking tit off, I'm deformed!" [[spoiler:Officer Gina Fellows]]
** "You don't need proof when you got instinct. I ignored it before, but no more." [[spoiler:Jo Cabot]]
** "Lara, stop pointing that fucking gun at my mum!" [[spoiler:Edwina Cabot]]
** "No." [[spoiler:Louise Brooke / Orange]]
** "I'm sorry, kid. Looks like... we're going to do... a little time." [[spoiler:White]]
* ''SailorNothing''
** "I'm sorry, sir. I did what I had to do." [[spoiler:Ohta]]
** "You're like her... You have the same willpower she does when she loses herself..." [[spoiler:Magnificent Kamen / Dark General Radon]]
** "I want all of this to end, for her and for me. Thank you, Himei... when you see her... tell her Aoshi forgave her." [[spoiler:Dark General Argon]]
** "I don't want to be this monster anymore. I've lost him forever. All I feel is hurt. All I can do is hurt. Please... please..." [[spoiler:The Dark Queen]]
* ''SuperMarioBrosZ''
** "What's a Chaos Emerald?" [[spoiler:A random Goomba]]
** "Owww... bummer..." [[spoiler:Red Koopa]]
** "Yo, Red. What does the scouter say about his power level?" [[spoiler:Axem Black]]
** "With pleasure." [[spoiler:Axem Yellow]]
** "I'll be the one to shut you up!" [[spoiler:Axem Red]]
* ''SurvivalOfTheFittest'' ([[ThereCanBeOnlyOne Given the premise,]] [[LongRunner and how long it ran,]] [[TheLongList prepare for a long list]])
** "Die!" [[spoiler:Jacob Starr]]
** "You... son of a bitch!" [[spoiler:David Jackson]]
** "You...you compared me to Aki Berg..." [[spoiler:Cody Jenson]]
** "I know you’re in here! Might as well come out and spare me the trouble of hunting you down like animals!" [[spoiler:Franco Sebberts]]
** "From the sack to the grave, always a Fist, and always a friend...in this world and the next, right Bryan? [[spoiler:Seth Mattlock]]
** "What do I do..." [[spoiler:Damien Carter-Madison]]
** "Shouldn't... care about impressing other people... people like you for you... I like you... for you." [[spoiler: Whitney Acosta]]
** "I know you want me to win, [[spoiler:Whit]]... but I can't. I'm sorry..." [[spoiler:Ricky Callahan]]
** "I really am sorry, but you have to die... we all have to die here... that's just fate." [[spoiler:Mariavel Varella]]
** "I hope I can make a dramatic exit that doesn't involve a life-threatening explosion!" [[spoiler:Carson Baye]]
** "I LOVE YOU MOM!" [[spoiler:Anna Kateridge]]
** SO LONG, SUCKERS. TRY AND CATCH ME NOW! [[spoiler:Quincy Archer's last ''written'' words.]]
** "Don't let her seek revenge... It wasn't Reiko's fault... Don't hold any anger towards her... Just help Violetta... That's all..." [[spoiler: Cyrille [=LaBlanche=]]]
** "Good...luck..." [[spoiler: Petrushka Ivanova]]
** "Jay....I...know...now...you...did that all...for me...didn't you? It...was...all...for...me..." [[spoiler: Paige Single]]
** "So...I guess...I'm going to heaven after all..." [[spoiler: Maria Santiago]]
** "MOMMY IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" [[spoiler: Amber Whimsy]]
** "So please.... just run. I don't deserve to live..." [[spoiler: Dawne Jiang]]
** "Title..." [[spoiler: Eva Lancaster]]
** "You FUCKING DYKE!! This is the thanks I get for FUCKING HELPING your PUSSY ass?! Well FUCK YOU!" [[spoiler: Jaclyn Krusche]]
** "Goodbye." [[spoiler: Hermione Miller]]
** "I love you...and goodbye." [[spoiler: Violetta Lindsburg]]
** "[[spoiler:S-Sarah]], get the fuck away from me with that thing! Seriously!" [[spoiler: Miranda Merchant]]
** "Just shoot straight, okay? Don't worry, I won't scream or anything. And...um, thank you, [[spoiler:Sam]]." [[spoiler: Simon Fletcher]]
** "Clio?" [[spoiler: Luke Templeton]]
** "Always cheat, always win." [[spoiler:Ethan Kent]]
** "Don't blame yourself... th-... people make mistakes. D-Doesn't mean you're any less of a good guy!" [[spoiler:Craig Hoyle]]
** "I forgive you." [[spoiler:Owen Rothschild]]
** "You fucking b-" [[spoiler:John Rizzolo]]
** "YOU WIN THIS TIME, GRAAAVIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-"
*** "-YYYYYYY" [[spoiler: Richard Han]]
** "Do you want to kiss me?" [[spoiler: Jennifer Romita]]
** "I...Simon, just run, Simon. Just...live." [[spoiler: Clio Gabriella]]
** "Mum...?...Mum..." [[spoiler: Raine Schwarz]]
** "Just... wake... up...please..." [[spoiler: Ridley Landon]]
** "I'm sorry Alice. I wish we had more time." [[spoiler: Victoria Logan]]
** "Just survive, OK? Get home." [[spoiler: Ben Powell]]
** ''"No."'' [[spoiler: Alexander Seymour]]
** ""MARTY, RUN!" [[spoiler: Joshua Krakowski]]
** "Don't cry. Don't cry." [[spoiler: Kyle Portmann]]
** "I don't regret a thing." [[spoiler: Logan Reynolds]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Marion Summers:''']] “No, you’re wrong it was definitely eight. Three and three and then two.”
--> ([[spoiler: Bill]] looks at the gun, and fires at Marion)
--> [[spoiler: '''Bill Davis:''']] “See, I told you it was only seven. Three plus TWO plus two...plus one.
** “Don’t let this bitch walk. She’s helping Polanski screw us all. If I don’t get to go home, their bitch asses don’t get to go home either.” [[spoiler: [=Aislyn McCreery=]]]
** "I love you, Tony." [[spoiler: Sofia Martelli]]
** "You cow." [[spoiler: Janet Claymont]]
** “You two can figure out what you wanna do with him... I think I'm gonna sit this decision out.” [[spoiler: JJ Sturn]]
** "Goodbye, Sarah Tan. Stay safe for me." [[spoiler: Stacy Hart]]
** "There was this pain in my heart that day that I had never felt before. Remember. The vet let me hold her before they pressed the needle in. When I left her she gave me this look of profound betrayal as if I had been the one to kill her. I couldn't go back in. Promise me mum. Promise me you won't leave me like that. Don't let me go." [[spoiler: Sarah Atwell]]
** "I know I'm not supposed to commit suicide, but I think it's for a good cause, maybe. This one's on you too, [[spoiler: Hayley]]." [[spoiler: Madelyn Prowers]]
** "It's alright, Brendan...Everything's alright..." [[spoiler: Steven Hunt]]
** "Don't let the game get to you. There's... still a way to beat it. I know there is. Just... everyone has to trust each other, and it... we can beat it." [[spoiler: Alexander Campbell]]
** "F-fuck you." [[spoiler: Mike Maszer]]
** "G...good...bye..." [[spoiler: Maria Graham]]
** "Kimmy, it’s really something. You’ll- you’ll love this place!” [[spoiler: Örn “Dutchy” Ayers]]
** "Oh fuck! I'm... I'm going to die! One of you... help me, god damn it! I don't... I don't want to fucking die!" [[spoiler: Milo Taylor]]
** “Sssshhh…I understand…it’s all okay.” [[spoiler: Annaliese Hanson]]
** "Lilly..." [[spoiler:[[BigBad Victor Danya]]]]
** "Take this... Tabi's parents... give it to them. Please." [[spoiler:Ivan Kuznetsov]]
** "It's okay. Kimberly -- it's all going to be okay." [[spoiler:Ilario Fiametta III]]
* ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''
** "The stars are so fucking beautiful out here, man." [[spoiler:William ███████, the driver of SCP-1958]]
* Machinima/TeamServiceAnnouncement:
** "Pocket Medics":
*** "Medic!" [[spoiler:RED Scout and RED Demoman]]
*** "Ja." [[spoiler:RED Medic]]
*** "TIME TO HIDE, COW-" [[spoiler:RED Heavy]]
** "Hanging Back":
*** "Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!" [[spoiler:RED Engineer]]
*** "I could do this all day!" [[spoiler:RED Sniper]]
** "Metal and Dispensers":
*** "Deploy a dispenser here!" [[spoiler:RED Soldier]]
*** "Heck no." [[spoiler:RED Engineer]]
** "The Revolver":
*** "Well... darn." [[spoiler:BLU Engineer]]
** "Cooperative Engineering":
*** "It's like Christmas mornin'." [[spoiler:BLU Sniper]]
** "Pop it, Don't Drop it":
*** "If you know what's good for you, you will-" [[spoiler:BLU Soldier]]
** "Unlockable Weapons":
*** "I got a good feeling about this!" [[spoiler:BLU Soldier]]
*** "Now this is a-" [[spoiler:BLU Sniper]]
** "Objectives":
*** "Uh-oh." [[spoiler:BLU Medic]]
*** "Top shelf!" [[spoiler:BLU Spy]]
** "The Grenade Launcher":
*** "I got a good feeling about-" [[spoiler:BLU Soldier]]
*** "Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!" [[spoiler:BLU Scout]]
** "Demoknights and Battle-Medics":
*** "Aye!" [[spoiler:BLU Demoman]]
*** "Oktoberfest!" [[spoiler:BLU Medic]]
*** "Oh, what's up?" [[spoiler:RED Scout]]
** "The Kritzkrieg":
*** "MY FLESH!" [[spoiler:RED Heavy]]
*** "If you know what's good for you, you will run!" [[spoiler:BLU Soldier]]
*** "RUN!" [[spoiler:RED Demoman]]
*** "Now go!" [[spoiler:BLU Medic]]
* ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad'' (note: characters are killed multiple times):
** Issue 1:
*** "A'ight." [[spoiler:So and So]]
*** "OW! My skin!" [[spoiler:The Ugly One]]
*** "Dag, yo." [[spoiler:What's Her Face]]
** Issue 4:
*** "So Quarterman, how's about you and me?" [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
** Issue 5:
*** "I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!" [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
** Issue 7:
*** "Waaaahh!" [[spoiler:young Tompkins]]
*** "NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!" [[spoiler:young Cheerleader]]
*** "Look at how much we've grown!" [[spoiler:Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One simultaneously]]
** Issue 8:
*** "16 hour drum solo! doo do boop bop..." [[spoiler:The Ugly One]]
*** "My autograph? Why sure!" [[spoiler:So and So]]
*** "OW! My most of me!!" [[spoiler:What's Her Face]]
*** "Everybody died 'cept me!! ''(A chomping sound is heard.)'' Aw, crap!" [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
** Issue 9:
*** "Owww, my entire life!" [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
*** "I can be a teen girl!" [[spoiler:Mr. Pitters]]
** Issue 10:
*** "Any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit." [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
*** "Oww! I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!" [[spoiler:What's Her Face]]
*** "Say, Tompkins, Brett Bretterson and I are Splitsville, so I'm lookin for a little rebound action!" [[spoiler:So and So]]
*** "It's our tenth issue-versary!!! Let's do a clip show!!!" [[spoiler:Cheerleader (again)]]
*** "Let's have a wedding!!" [[spoiler:So and So (again)]]
*** "Let's have a baby!!!" [[spoiler:The Ugly One]]
*** "Let's kill someone off!" [[spoiler: What's Her Face (again)]]
** Issue 11:
*** "Ahh! My tan lines!" [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
*** "I love summer camp!" [[spoiler:The Ugly One]]
*** "Oh, the memories!" [[spoiler:What's Her Face]]
** Issue 12:
*** "Owww! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!" [[spoiler:The Ugly One]]
*** "Valen-TINES!! T-I-N—" [[spoiler:So and So]]
*** "TTYL!" [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
*** "I won't BRB!" [[spoiler:Class Prez]]
** Issue 13:
*** "Don't let Timkins play my PSone!!!!!" [[spoiler:Tompkins]]
*** "So dignified!" [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
*** "That's better!" [[spoiler:The Ugly One]]
*** "AHH! THE POPO! I can't do another nickel!" [[spoiler:So and So]]
*** "OW! MY STYLE! (or lack thereof)" [[spoiler:What's Her Face]]
** Issue 14:
*** "AHH! My secret weakness!!" [[spoiler:So and So/Scantron]]
*** "Thank [[CallBack groodness]]. Sweating is against several of my religions! [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
*** "Ooh. What's this?" [[spoiler:What's Her Face]]
** Issue 15:
*** "THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!" [[spoiler:Japanese Culture Greg]]
*** "A new twist on an old classic!" [[spoiler:What's Her Face]]
*** "Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar 'in his stead'." [[spoiler:So and So]]
*** "Owww! Sheep, you lied!" [[spoiler:D n' D Greg]]
*** "PUT ME DOWN! I'M OFF DUTY!" [[spoiler:Cheerleader]]
*** "Stupid 4 Gregs. There was a time when I woulda been massacred as one of those girls' prom date." [[spoiler:Tompkins]]
* [[TomServo3 Tom's Terrifying Tales from the Toaster]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_I3ZVC8i74 Two Cow-Hating Farmers Make a Doll out of Old Sacks]]:
*** "Thomas and Alfred are stupid." [[spoiler:The Cows]]
*** "I'll catch up with you later." [[spoiler:Thomas]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oTEFupPkHw&feature=relmfu Mi-Tie Doughty Sausage]]
*** "You're about to die, bitch." [[spoiler:The bloody Nazi cow]]
*** "Thank you for rescuing me. Rape me, Thomas and Alfred, you're so sexy." [[spoiler:Sam]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0WX2Ek6ANQ&feature=relmfu Aaron Kelly's Boner]]
*** "Let's throw 'em in the [[KilledMidSentence fi-]] [[spoiler: Thomas and Alfred]]
*** "[[Film/TheRoom I'm fed up with this world!]]" [[spoiler:The fiddler]]
*** "Ain't we having fun?" [[spoiler:Aaron]]"
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvQsiCdLJ7k&feature=watch_response The Bi-Curious Case of Justin Bieber]]
*** "Shut the hell up you motherfucking jelly penis! [[spoiler:Thomas]]
*** "[[BigNo Noooo!]] Old sacks! [[WeaksauceWeakness My one weakness!]] [[spoiler:Alfred]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAdTNxD8xQ The Hands-Down Most Epic Scary Story Evar Told]]
*** "It was nine o'clock in theAAAAA." [[spoiler:Dameathook]]
*** "[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory3 He's]] just a sack of stuffing, stuffed with strawberries." [[spoiler:Thomas]]
*** "I'nt he cute?" [[spoiler:Alfred]]
*** [[OhCrap Oh fuck!]] [[spoiler:Lotso]]
* ''TrainsFormers''
** "No!" [[spoiler:Megatrain]]
** "Well flatten my funnel!" [[spoiler:Galvatrain]]
** "You'll never catch me. Just try absorb it. I'll fly into space, and boost Sodor from orbit." [[spoiler:Unicrane]]
** "That's awfully cute. For my friends are here, too. And I bet when ''we'' combine, that we're bigger... than... '''you'''!" [[spoiler:Diesel 10, before merging with the other diesels to form Decastator]]
** "No! '''NO!!!'''" [[spoiler:Decastator]]
** "You don't know what you're carrying. I'd say be both agree. But never fear, 'cause [[spoiler:Bertie]]'s here. To set the lady free!" [[spoiler:Bertie]]
** "I may be a scarey spider, and my methods may be shady, but now you know, whether friend or foe, you never hit a... lady?!" [[spoiler:Track Arachnis]]
** "Of cauorse I'm back. Everybody knows I'm number wo... What the-" [[spoiler:Opthomas Prime]]
** "Big words for a little monkey." [[spoiler:Scrapwave]]
* ''Machinima/YogscastMinecraftSeries''
** "My lord told me I would not see you again! Taste my holy blade!" [[spoiler:Reverend_John, first time.]]
** "Rrrrrgghh." [[spoiler:Granny_Bacon]]
** "Embrace the dark." [[spoiler:Reverend_John, second time.]]
** "Oh no! A viner!" [[spoiler:Prof_Griswold in the flashbacks.]]
** "[[IllKillYou I'LL KILL YE!]]" [[spoiler:Grimjaw_Slugface]]
** "Hahahahaha! BURN!!" [[spoiler:Jock_Fireblast]]
** "You will, in time. Farewell, young one." [[spoiler:Skylord_Baako]]
** "[[TemptingFate I am good jump!]]" [[spoiler:Um_Bongo]]
** "Then the master will want them dead too!" [[spoiler:Skylord_Vitali]]
** "My king, I have been refining obsidian as you request." [[spoiler:Rory_Rockhammer]]
** "What? Who are you! Die!" [[spoiler:Kormag_Darkforge]]
** "That tasty morsel will make a fitting meal for our god." [[spoiler:King_Finbar]]
** "I am barely lucid now, my thoughts are not my own, but I see now that Griswold was right. [[spoiler:The sand is not evil, it is a prison for these dark machinations]]. So... itchy... My bones... They are so itchy! Like buzzing insects under my skin... Only relief... only solution... is... removal." [[spoiler:Templar_Enoch's final log entry]]
** "We're getting separated! Heroes!!" [[spoiler:Knight_Peculier]]
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