[[caption-width-right:344:[[Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja Just like a toad.]]]]
* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'':
** [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/06/26/episode-166-good-samaritan-laws-are-crap/ First]] when a demon destroyed the city of Prontera.
--->'''Pronteran 1:''' He's using laser eye beams!\\
'''Pronteran 2:''' But we haven't invented lasers yet!\\
'''Demon:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: We have ]]
** [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/11/13/episode-353-last-one-i-swear/ Black Mage used these to set ablaze a dwarf city]]. Red Mage lampshaded it: "[[RuleOfFunny Now you're just doing it to annoy me. You don't even HAVE heat vision.]]"
** Black Mage uses them again later, when Fighter shows him his "Brilliant Idea" that he's written down. Black Mage offers to "[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/07/01/episode-302-that-was-a-mistake/ lend those notes my critical eye... BEAMS!]]" and incinerates the page.
** [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/10/14/episode-1046-anatomically-correct/ BEHOLD MY HUMAN LASER!]]
* In ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', {{Dracula}}'s Draculabot features, among other things, eye lasers.
** And, in a variant, Dan [=McNinja=] can squirt poison from his eyes.
* In ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', Massey has these in an ImagineSpot over blowing up an annoying coworker's head. Apparently "[=StinkEye=][[TradeSnark ]] brand ocular implants will allow the fulfillment of this particular fantasy."
--> '''Massey''': Shh. I'm trying to kill you with my eyes.
* Hilariously [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/938/ parodied]] in ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness''.
* Dave from ''Webcomic/CollegeRoomiesFromHell'' got eye lasers as a result of a dip in a nuclear waste-laden lake.
* Summer from ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'' has to wear a [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1888404/a-burning-question/ special mask]], 24/7 as a result of Cyclops-style PowerIncontinence since [[PubertySuperpower her powers kicked in]].
* In ''Webcomic/GastroPhobia'', a demon deer has this power.
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Count Wolkerstorfer, using his mech's cyclopean eye, rakes Baron Oomfumf's tuba trombone battle wagon thing with a beam killing him.
* Given to ''robot cows'' in ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'': [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=604 Just like real cows, only with lasers.]]
* The character Raccoon #1 of ''Webcomic/TheIntrepidGirlbot'' has these, [[PowerIncontinence but she can't quite control them.]]
** [[http://www.intrepidgirlbot.com/2009/04/03/its-on/ Mousebot has also demonstrated this ability]], but strangely, not Girlbot herself, [[http://www.intrepidgirlbot.com/2010/04/02/scratch-one-off/ except in one small instance]].
* ''Webcomic/KillroyAndTina'' both [[PowersAsPrograms share]] this power. Unfortunately Tina sometimes forgets to take out her contact lenses and ''melts them to her eyes''; luckily she's also NighInvulnerable...
* In ''{{Webcomic/Weesh}}'', [[http://www.weeshcomic.com/archive.php?strip=2009-12-28 Tate wishes he had laser eyes.]]
* Tchick the beholder from ''Webcomic/PlanescapeSurvivalGuide'' has these. Though his powers tend to be rather unusual. His most commonly used fires a red delicious apple.
** Isn't it TheLoonie {{expy}} of Large Luigi, a [[TheBartender tavern keeper]] from the Rock of Bral?
* Any [[spoiler:Rabbi]] [[http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20060901.html does]] this regularly in ''Webcomic/HeadTrip''. [-Just [[HeKnowsTooMuch don't tell them I told you.]]-]
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': [[NeverMessWithGranny Nannasprite]] can use hers to levitate objects, heal people and write as well as zapping imps.
** Sollux accidentally uses this after eating mind honey: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004053 YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EAT THE MIND HONEY]]! Sollux uses his eye beams as weapons later on, notably in his two duels with Eridan. Who has FrickinLaserBeams of his own.
* UsefulNotes/AndrewJackson's special ability in ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''. That and liberal {{Cluster F Bomb}}s.
* [[http://www.savetinytim.com/handsomefungus/index.html?Blink=89 Esa]] from ''Handsome Fungus'', but no one believes it until they've been shot.
* ''Webcomic/LukeSurl'''s approach to the problem [[http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/1338 here]]. Check your local laser eye surgery providers for the list of services. See the [[http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/1460 result]]. Also, [[http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/1653 ray deer]] and [[http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/1666 this]] (reference to ''Comicbook/{{Daredevil}}'').
* ''Comicstrip/ThePerryBibleFellowship'' [[http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF033-Deer_Laser_Eye.jpg got]] [[http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF193-Fun_Bot.gif two]] cases.
* Apparently, Ananth from ''Webcomic/JohnnyWander'' has this ability when not wearing his hat.
* This guy from ''Webcomic/KarateBears'' [[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/power-cosmic.html has eye beams]]
* Laser Pony from the ''Webcomic/LeagueOfSuperRedundantHeroes'' can shoot energy beams from behind his eyes, which [[http://superredundant.com/?p=154 blinded him on their first use.]]
* The Pelican Cello in ''Webcomic/MountainTime'' has eye lasers, as well as at least 49 other powers (including "good at long division," "can identify cheeses at 20 yards," and, yes, "can make cello music").
* [[Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella Wonderella]] got these once, but apparently it's just an allergic reaction to shellfish.
* [[Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily "KIRBY,]] [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2009/05/22/164-undernewmanagement/ YOU ARE THE WORST."]]
* Webcomic/{{Superbitch}} has the ability to burn/melt and cure vision problems with her eyebeams.