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* Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Not too bad, until you realize that cars are on the road, and then you realize what the "other side" [[FridgeHorror means]].
* Website/{{Cracked}} released [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html this]] article exploring the ramifications of suicide for you, and the people around you. While littered with Cracked's standard brand of humour, it does make some valid points. [[SincerityMode If you are reading this page and considering suicide, please]] ''[[SincerityMode please]]'' [[SincerityMode at least take the time to read the article first]].
* Animula's backstory involves this in ''Toys/LittleAppleDolls''. She was betrothed to a warlord [[ArrangedMarriage prior to her birth]] by her father, in order to avoid losing his wife. On her seventh birthday the warlord comes for her. The little girl is made to live in a cage, however a [[FantasticFoxes fox]] comes along and helps her. She said the warlord was going to [[TamperingWithFoodAndDrink give her milk]] that would turn her into a demon. Animula is given eggs in order to protect her. It turns out the fox was really the [[BalefulPolymorph warlords' jealous wife]] who was [[MurderTheHypotenuse attempting to kill the girl]] herself. The little girl ends up drinking both the allegedly poisonous milk and eating the bad eggs, after she decides she can never escape.