A JustForFun/DrinkingGame for ''Literature/WarriorCats''. You can substitute the alcohol with catnip if you're a cat.
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* Have a sip whenever Cloudpaw acts like a brat.
* Take a sip when Sandstorm is easily offended.
* Take a sip when Darkstripe acts cruel.
* Drink when half-brothers try to kill each other.
* Have a sip every time a [=StarClan=] cat gives someone a prophecy.
** Take another whenever the ExpandedUniverse reveals that a character's actions were influenced by a "secret prophecy".
* Take a shot every time Jayfeather gets ticked off because of the way someone treats him.
** Take another if it turns out he had no reason to be angry.
* Every time Toadstep seems to be having a relationship with a new she-cat, take a sip.
* Have a sip when someone mentions a rule in the Warrior Code when that rule isn't actually part of the code.
** Have two sips if it's Hollyleaf.
* Have a shot whenever someone trusts someone who they know is completely evil. (Two if it's Sol.)
* Take a drink whenever someone freaks out about the leader dying, despite knowing that they can come back.
* Take a drink whenever Dovewing or Ivypool's eyes change color.
* Have a drink whenever ambition is portrayed as evil.
* Have a few shots whenever a character changes genders.
* Take a drink when someone says that Cinderheart's memories are obviously inaccurate.
* Take a drink whenever someone complains about his destiny.
* Take a drink whenever you read a weird or otherwise outlandish name.
* [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed Have a shot every time a book's description says that the Clans could be destroyed forever]].
* Take a drink whenever a villain is a LargeHam.
** But only do this if you have someone nearby to call an ambulance for you.
*** Be prepared for a stomach pump, too.
* Take a shot whenever a cat's fur color/eye color changes.
* Have a drink when forbidden love crops up.
** Take a shot whenever they angst about it.
** Drink half the bottle if, throughout the whole relationship, they never angst about it at all.
** Take another shot if they angst about falling in love with a cat they're actually allowed to be in love with.
** Down the bottle if they have kits together. Make sure you call an ambulance beforehand, though.
* Take a drink when a tom's love interest dies.
** Take another drink if the same tom is oblivious to love from another cat.
*** Half bottle if the love interest's death [[DeusExMachina conveniently]] allows the other two to get together.
*** Full bottle if the dead cat's spirit encourages their former mate to jump into bed with someone else.
* Take a drink whenever a StrawmanHasAPoint.
* Take a shot whenever [[StrangledByTheRedString a cat falls in love with another cat for no discernible reason.]]
** Take two if the object of their affections [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys has never been anything but]] callous to them.
* Take a drink whenever [[FailOSuckyName a name makes you laugh out loud.]]
* Take a shot whenever [[YouCantFightFate destiny]] forces someone to do something.
* Take a drink whenever someone [[{{Anvilicious}} Makes A Point]] about how other cultures and ways of life Are Not Wrong Just Because They're Different.
** Two if it's a protagonist saying this.
* Take a shot every time someone has psychic/magically-influenced dreams in some way. (Yes, Lionblaze's nightmares count- they're a side effect of his powers.)
* Take a drink every time an omen is sent.
** Two if it's a fake omen.
* Take a drink whenever someone talks about the Good Old Days.
* Take a shot every time someone insults a different Clan.
* Take a drink every time someone [[SexyDiscretionShot is implied to have sex offscreen.]]
* Take a shot whenever the series references WW2.
* Take a drink whenever Clear Sky says 'community'.
* Take a shot whenever someone catches an eagle.
* Take a shot whenever Gray Wing thinks about one of his family members.
* Take a shot whenever a cat angsts about their destiny. Be careful, though- ''The Fourth Apprentice'' won't be kind to your liver.
* Take a shot every time it's revealed that Starclan lied, or if they admit that they're pretty much ineffectual.
* Take a drink for every leader ceremony.
** Take an extra shot if Starclan gives the new leader a prophecy directly afterwards.
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