Take a drink if:
* Any of the men (which later includes [[spoiler: Jake]]) hook up with a woman.
* Alan criticizes Charlie for having casual sex.
* Jake is LiteralMinded.
* Jake says something stupid.
* Evelyn is self-absorbed and makes something about her.
* Judith acts like she has a difficult life.
* Rose climbs up over the balcony on the deck.
* Rose stalks Charlie.
* Berta says something snarky or "I'm not cleaning that up!"
* That cartoon theme song is heart.
* Jenny hooks up with a woman.