Drinking game for Radio/TrueCapitalist:

* Take a drink whenever Ghost gets a call from Tri$ha, Tzeki, Equestrian Citizen, the Ghetto Capitalist, Asho, Tub Guy, The Internet Buttstalker, Nikolai, the SUCK MAH DICK guy, the OOOOOOOOOO guy or the "Shut Up, Mom!" guy.
** Take another drink if Ghost has a full conversation with the SUCK MAH DICK guy without realizing it's him.
* Take a drink if a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]] calls in.
** Take another drink if Ghost responds "in-universe" (E.G. threatening to turn the caller into glue).
* Take a drink if someone takes too long.
* Take a drink every time Ghost takes a drink.
* Take a drink if Ghost mentions he could be on Sixth Street.
* Take a drink if Ghost mangles a phrase
* Take a drink if Ghost insists he isn't racist
** Take another drink if he talks about "minorities" less than a minute later
* Take a drink if Ghost threatens to get "punitive damages."
** Become a teatotaller for life if he actually gets punitive damages.
* Take a drink if the Engineer takes over the show
** Take another drink if the Engineer plays the ''Film/BossNigger'' theme song.
* Chug the rest of whatever you're drinking if Ghost threatens to cancel Radio Graffiti.
* Take a drink if a caller's voice is deemed fruity
** Take another drink if Ghost assumes that the caller is raised by a single mother because of said fruity voice
* Take a drink if the caller's family is brought up
** Take another drink if ''Ghost'''s family is brought up
* Take a drink if Ghost refers to himself as a melting pot of friendship.
* Take a drink if Ghost demands the respect accorded one of his many titles.
* Take a drink if a Radio Graffiti caller is actually given "exactly three to four seconds" of airtime.
* Take a drink if Ghost says a full Twitter or chatroom shoutout trolling name without stopping himself.
* Take a drink whenever he ''cans.wav''s
** Take another drink if he's also looking for his mic in the process.
** Take another drink if he starts puking.
* Take a drink if [=KaraszKun=] calls
** Down the bottle ([[CreatorsPet you'll need it]]) if Ghost gives him a segment
* Take a sip whenever Ghost makes a religious swear. Alternatively, you might as well kill yourself right now and save the alcohol.
* Take a drink if Taco Tuesday or Baller Friday is ruined.
* Take a drink whenever Ghost initiates a cluster call.
** Take another drink for each popular troll present in said cluster call.
* Cans.wav if Ghost ragequits.
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