* Take a shot whenever someone balls their hand into a fist while talking.
* Take a shot each time there's a shot of a full moon during a night scene.
* Take a shot each time Bulkhead's in danger of dying.
* Take a drink each time Arcee angsts about a dead partner.
* Take a drink every time Starscream whines about something.
* Take a shot if Knockout mentions his paint and/or finish. Take an extra shot if it gets scratched by the end of the episode.
* Take a shot whenever the kids are the only ones in a position to save the day.
* Take a shot whenever Jack outsmarts a Cybertronian.
* Take a shot whenever Miko throws herself into a mission without the others' knowing.
** Take two if it's one of the other humans that does it.
* Take a shot whenever Fowler winds up in a delirium.
* Take a shot whenever Ratchet shouts "I ''NEEDED'' THAT!"
* Take a shot whenever Dreadwing mentions his dead twin, or goes against orders.
* Take a shot whenever Jack and Arcee suffer the RelationshipWritingFumble.
* Take a shot whenever Megatron uses or mentions Dark Energon. Take two if it's post season 1.
* Take a drink every time Megatron or Starscream [[BadBoss injure or kill one of their own Mooks.]]
** If you're feeling really dangerous, drink every time a Mook dies.
** Down the bottle each time a named Decepticon dies.
* Take a shot every time Starscream's EvilGloating gets interrupted by a realization that he's not so capable of achieving his grand plans.
* Take a shot whenever Megs mentions his gladiator background.
* Take a shot every time someone makes a joke or pun about Soundwave's [[BewareTheQuietOnes silence]].
* Take a shot whenever Shockwave speaks about logic.
* Take a shot whenever Optimus says "It stands to reason..."
* Take a shot whenever Starscream brings up killing Cliffjumper.
* You will take a sip every time Megatron speaks in a slightly archaic manner, will you not?
* Take a shot whenever the Autobots are in a situation they could easily solve if they could fly. Take another if someone in the episode points this out.
* If you're feeling daring, take a shot any time one or more of the kids is in danger and two if Fowler or June are.
* Take a drink whenever a ground bridge is opened. Take two if the opposing party misses it by a second.
* Take a drink whenever Arcee calls Jack partner/smooth operator.
* Take a drink whenever June gives her "serious face".
* By the All Spark, Primus, In the name of Unicron, drink whenever someone says these phrases.
* Take a shot whenever one of the Transformers say "scrap". Take two if it's a human.
* Take a shot whenever [[StatusQuoIsGod something game-changing is reverted, nullified or destroyed]].
* Take a shot whenever Optimus Prime says in 20 words what could easily be said in 10.
* Take a shot whenever a Decepticon is easily hit by gunfire and is injured or destroyed.
* Take a shot whenever an Autobot doesn't get hit by gunfire and incurs no damage, but should.
* Take a shot whenever bouncy-house fighting occurs.
* Take a shot whenever Megatron could actively lead the Decepticons, but doesn't.
* Take a shot whenever someone's motivation or mood takes
* Take a shot whenever [[VillainDecay previously imposing opponents are easily defeated]].
* Take a shot whenever the plot involves uniquely Cybertronian "stuff" that ''somehow'' arrives on Earth - energon, zombies, Star Sabers, Omega Keys, Predacon bones, miscellaneous tchotchkes.