* Take a sip every time Albert makes Victoria smile.
** Two sips if she makes him smile.
* Take a sip when Victoria is deliberately contrary.
** Two sips if she's acting contrary to Albert's tutoring.
* Take a sip any time Letzen gives someone A Look.
* Take a sip every time King William looks deranged.
** Finish your drink if he starts ranting.
* Take a sip every time Victoria asserts her authority.
* Gasp and finish your drink if IMPROPRIETY!.
* Take a sip every time Lord Melbourne schmoozes.
** Two sips if he's schmoozing Victoria.
** Three sips if there's romantic subtext.
** Finish your drink if he's acting in Victoria's interest as well as his own.
* Take a sip whenever someone attempts to override or undermine Victoria.
** Finish your drink whenever Lord Melbourne attempts to undermine her opinion of Albert.
* Take a sip every time Dash appears. 'Have an ambulance on standby'.
* Take a sip whenever Albert is {{Adorkable}}.
* Take a sip whenever Conroy is controlling.
** Finish your drink if he's simultaneously a raging douchebag.
* Take a sip every time a chessboard appears.
* Take a sip for every letter Albert screws up and tosses away.
* Take a sip every time you see shirtsleeves.
* [[ChocolateOfRomance Eat chocolate]] every time Albert does something [[SickeninglySweethearts obnoxiously romantic.]]
* Take a sip whenever Albert speaks German.
* Take a sip whenever Victoria reiterates something someone else has told her.
** Two sips if she's quoting Lord Melbourne.
* Take a sip whenever someone foreshadows history.
** Finish your drink if it's the 'We'll always take care of each other" line.
* Take a sip every time someone 'helps' Victoria.
** Finish your drink if it's actually helpful.