* Take a drink something is said or done in a "non-sexual", "non-perverted", or "non-whore" way.
* Take a drink for every instance of the word "whore".
* Take a drink for every spelling or grammar error.
** Take two drinks if you're not sure what he was trying to say.
* Take a drink for every time someone says something that contradicts the canon of the work it's based on.
* Take a drink every time the Prayer Warriors [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomp]] someone.
** Take two drinks if the person [[DesignatedVillain doesn't do anything to deserve it.]]
*** Take three drinks if it is accomplished through prayer.
* Take a drink every time a non-Satanist religion is said to be a form of Satanism.
* Take a drink if a dead character appears again inexplicably.
** Finish a glass if the character is Grover.
* Take a drink every time someone inexplicably converts to Christianity.
* Take a drink every time the heroes do something evil.
* Finish a glass every time the villains do something evil.
* Take a drink every time the Prayer Warriors don't bury the enemy dead.
** Take two for every time they go out of their way to desecrate their enemies' corpses.
* Take a drink every time something is retconned.
* Take a drink for every scene that blatantly takes a shot against someone the author doesn't like by representing them in-story.
* Take a shot for any anti-Christian value.
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