* Take a sip every time there's an instance of ProductPlacement [[labelnote:warning]]This could be lethal if you're marathoning the show for too long[[/labelnote]].
* Take two sips if the judges try to pressure the contestants.
* Take a sip whenever someone says the phrase 'star potential', two if it is not the the judges who say it.
* Take a sip whenever Giada has an orgasmic like reaction to something.
* Take a sip when a special guest shows up.
* In season seven, take a drink whenever [[MrsRobinson Penny]] says or does something bitchy.
* Take a drink whenever Susie Fogelson urges a contestant to be more ethnic.
* Take a drink whenever a contestant changes their culinary point of view.
* Take two sips every time the judges emphasize "stories" over cooking ability [[labelnote:warning]]just like the ProductPlacement example listed above, this may kill you if you marathon the show for too long[[/labelnote]].