* Take a sip every time one sees an instance of ProductPlacement, warning this will kill you if your're marathoning the show for too long.
* Take two sips if the judges try to pressure the contestents.
* Take a sip whenever someone says the phrase 'star potential', two if it is not the the judges who say it.
* Take a sip whenever Giada has an orgasmic like reaction to something.
* Take a sip when a special guest shows up.
* In season seven take a drink whenever [[MrsRobinson Penny]] says or does something bitchy.
* Take a drink whenever Susie Fogelson urges a contestant to be more ethnic.
* Take a drink whenever a contestant changes their culinary point of view.
* Take two sips every time the judges emphasize "stories" over cooking. Warning, just like the ProductPlacement example listed above, this may kill you if you marathon the show for too long.