* Whenever Midna uses her ponytail to perform a task, take a shot.
* Whenever you use a Howl Stone, take two shots.
* Whenever you have to use your wolf senses, take two shots.
* Whenever you kill a Poe, take three shots.
* Whenever you see the Light Medallion (from Ocarina of Time) in the Temple of Time, take a shot.
* Whenever Midna warps you, or create a portal, take a shot.
* Whenever a boss, or miniboss, is scary, creepy, or just weird, take three shots.
* Whenever a Goron rolls at you, take two shots.
* Whenever you find Ooccoo, take a shot.
** Whenever you use Ooccoo, and actually find her useful, take five shots.
* Whenever the word 'hero' appears in a text box, take two shots.
* If you trick yourself into thinking that Midna actually said something in English, [[CutASliceTakeTheRest pour a shot, then drain what you poured it from]].
* Whenever Link sheathes his sword in a flashy way, take a shot.
* Whenever the game feels the need to tell you how much a blue rupee is worth [[ViewersAreMorons AGAIN]]... no, never mind; if you make a drinking game of ''that,'' you'll need a liver transplant.
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