Warning: These events occur more often than you think. We would advise against doing more than one at a time.
* Take a sip every time you use a [[ChargedAttack Skyward Strike]] and miss. Hope you like melee combat!
* Take a shot and spin around three times every time you get caught in a tornado.
** Take two shots if you weren't in the vicinity of the Thunderhead when you got caught up.
* Every time you beat up a hostile Remlit, take a shot.
** Finish your drink and slap yourself every time you [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential beat up a]] ''[[YouBastard friendly]]'' [[YouBastard Remlit.]]
* Every time Ghirahim [[LecherousLicking licks something]], take a shot. And a shower.
* Every time Ghirahim teleports, take a shot.
** Take two shots if he does so when he's [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry FURIOUS!]] [[LargeHam OUTRAGED!]] [[MemeticMutation SICK WITH ANGER!!]]
* If the Guardians catch you in the Silent Realm, take a shot.
** If it's a Sky Guardian that caught you, take another shot.
*** Finish your drink if you had collected all the Sacred Tears and then got caught.
* Every time you fall off of Skyloft, take a shot.
* Take three shots if you happen to find a Goddess Plume just sitting out in the open.
* Whenever [[ExpositionFairy Fi]] calculates a probability, take a shot.
** Take two shots if the probability is less than 80%.
** And again if it's 85%.
** Take three every time she [[CaptainObvious points out the obvious]] or [[StopHelpingMe hinders you more than she helps.]]
* Take a shot after every time you see [[ContinuityPorn a reference to a previous game]].
** Take two if it's from VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask.
* Take a sip whenever you hold down the running button. Your liver will fail in no time.
** Take a shot each time Link has to recover after his energy bar runs out.
* Take a shot every time you hear Groose's theme.
** Take two every time he names something after himself.