* Take a shot when Bores takes on the prestigious mantle of CaptainObvious.
* Take a shot when he stares into the camera.
* Take a shot when a random guest character appears.
* Take a shot when the RuleOfThree is used.
** Finish your drink if the RuleOfThree is abused and the gag shows up a fourth time.
* Take a shot when Bores mispronounces something.
** Take another shot when the mispronunciation is consistent (i.e. "portal" - "porthole")
** Take three shots if Bores says "fustrating."
* Take a shot when he references food. (Good luck getting through ''Order Up''!)
* Take a shot when Bores swears.
* Take a shot when [[SpecialEffectFailure the special effects become horrible]].
* Take a shot if Bores uses a joke from another game reviewer.
** Drink a entire bottle if that joke is from ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''
* Take a shot when Bores gives out [[CriticalResearchFailure misinformation]] [[UnreliableNarrator about]] [[BlatantLies the game]].
* Take a shot whenever Bores makes a reference that his core audience (those born in the late 1990s or later) would not get (i.e., a toy or a discontinued food from the 1980s).
* Drink an entire bottle if he says "If you're a child of the 80's (like me)".