* Take a shot when Bores takes on the prestigious mantle of CaptainObvious.
* Take a shot when he stares into the camera.
* Take a shot when a random guest character appears.
* Take a shot when the RuleOfThree is used.
** Finish your drink if the RuleOfThree is abused and the gag shows up a fourth time.
* Take a shot when Bores mispronounces something.
** Take another shot when the mispronunciation is consistent (i.e. "portal" - "porthole")
** Take three shots if Bores says "fustrating."
* Take a shot when he references food. (Good luck getting through ''Order Up''!)
* Take a shot when Bores swears.
* Take a shot when [[SpecialEffectFailure the special effects become horrible]].
* Take a shot if Bores uses a joke from another game reviewer.