A DrinkingGame you can play while browsing TVTropes.

Palynig thsi game whileyer ''etiding'' ain't reckommemmed, ruhmockended, recmoemndde...[[PorkyPigPronunciation ish a bad idea]]! ''[[AlcoholHic *hic*]]''

Note: Choose any ten items on the list. If you're foolish enough to play with all of them, [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife it will ruin your liver.]] [[CriticalExistenceFailure And that]] [[AndThatsTerrible would be bad]].\\
[[labelnote:how bad?]]413 Sips, 26 Glasses, 13 Bottles, and 1 Keg at 4:07 UTC 28/6/2010[[/labelnote]]
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* Take a shot for every AvertedTrope you find.
* Down half a Guinness whenever the wiki spoils something you were already viewing/playing/reading/learning on your own and didn't want to know before it was the due time.
** Finish the Guinness and spoiler mark the offending entry if it gets treated like an ItWasHisSled.
** On the other hand, take a self-deprecatory swig of something unpleasant if it ''was'' spoilered, but you read it anyway because you assumed you already knew what the spoiler was going to be.
** Alternatively, drink until you forget what the spoiler was.
* Take a six-pack when you see a brand new example on the top of the page.
** So that's 2 six packs so far.
*** Let's turn this into a RunningGag and keep count below.
**** Right here.
***** Do note that the reason that this hasn't been updated for several weeks is because troper # 2 died from the sheer volumes of their beer intake on that fateful night.
* Take a hearty swig every time [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife you can guess the trope that an example links to.]]
** This rule on its own could be enough to kill a GenreSavvy troper. Proceed with caution if you decide to use this rule.
** Do the same for [[PotHole pot holes]].
* Take a mouthful for every new trope article that gets started without being first run through YKTTW.
** If said article is actually worth keeping around, rather than instant CutList fodder, finish that bottle off.
* Take a sip every time a troper puts "enough said" rather than an actual context.
** Two sips if you don't get it.
*** Three if you do.
**** Four if you do and it's wrong.
***** Five if somebody else elaborates while subtly snarking at the original edit's lack of context.
****** Back to three if they don't subtly snark.
* Take a sip for every trope page with a header quote from:
** Anything by Creator/JossWhedon
*** If it's from ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'', take three sips instead.
**** If it's from ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', drain the rest of the bottle.
**** If it's Joss himself, drain the bottle.
**** If it's [[SerialEscalation Joss talking about Firefly]], drain another bottle.
** Anything by Creator/WilliamShakespeare
** ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
** ''Website/{{Cracked}}''
** ''Film/TheDarkKnightSaga''
*** If it's from ''Film/TheDarkKnight'', take two sips
** Creator/DaveBarry
** ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''
** ''Series/DoctorWho''
*** Two sips if it's a {{Time Travel Trope|s}}.
*** Three sips if it's from [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E10Blink "Blink"]].
** Music/FrankZappa
** ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
** ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''
** ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
** ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
** ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
** ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' card flavor text
** ''Franchise/MassEffect''
** ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
** ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''
** ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
** Creator/RogerEbert
** ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim''
** ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''
** ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' (two if the context is a crowning moment).
** ''Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses''
** ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
** Music/TheyMightBeGiants
** Music/TomLehrer's song lyrics are one drink, introductions are two.
** ''Creator/{{Toonami}}''
** ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''. Chug your drink if the Quotes page is made up of more than two-thirds ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' quotes.
** ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
*** Chug lightly if the quote is a [[FilkSong song lyric]].
*** Take a sip if said quote makes a reference to [[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!]]
*** Drown your sorrows at the lack of originality whenever there's a "Screw X, I Y" YKTTW or Trope that has nothing to do with the Abridged Series.
** ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
** Screw it. Just take a sip if the page has a header quote.
*** Hold it in your mouth, spit it up and drink it again if the page quote also appears, paraphrased, in the examples section.
*** Take two sips if you see it's been removed and then put back up again, and another two if the discussion page contains a FlameWar on the merits or otherwise of Yahtzee.
*** Three sips if the header quote also has a link to a different trope.
**** And a mouthful if that quote illustrates the linked trope better than it illustrates the trope of the page it's on.
***** The entire bottle if it's already the page quote for that link.
** Take one sip of Rolling Rock (or if you can't find any, Yuengling) if there's a quote from WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd
** Take a sip from two glasses at the same time if any two of the page's quotes have inconsistent indentation.
** Drink a mouthful for quotes from ''[[WebComic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''.
* Pour your drink into another glass and take a sip if the page contains a link to [[TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame itself]].
** Pour your drink into another glass, then back to the first one, ''then'' take a sip if [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLiver the page contains a link to an alt title of itself]].
*** Fill both glasses and down them if you [[SchmuckBait actually]] [[AchievementsInIgnorance clicked]] [[ObliviousToHints on one of]] [[TooDumbToLive those above links]].
* Take a sip for every example that [[NotASubversion misuses]] the words "[[SubvertedTrope subverted]]", "[[InvertedTrope inverted]]", "[[AvertedTrope averted]]", or "[[JustifiedTrope justified]]".
** Take a sip for every example that starts with "parodied" and reads exactly like a straight use of the trope.
** Use a sippy straw if the word "partially" comes before one of those words.
* Take a sip every time a trope is subverted "brutally" or "painfully".
** Or "wonderfully", "brilliantly,", or "gloriously", and another sip if the example is actually completely ordinary.
** Take an extra sip for "subverted ''hard''." If "hard" isn't in italics, bold, or allcaps, you don't even need to bother.
* (Take a swig when you see an explanation written in parentheses by an inexperienced troper.)
** Take two if you used to do it.
*** Take three if reading this taught you that putting explanations in parentheses is improper.
**** Down a glass if the entire page is written like this.
* Take a sip when something is said to be "[[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]]" because a trope was simply ''mentioned'' in the work, but not because it was actually pointed out in an attempt to hide it.
** Take another if you take issue with calling LampshadeHanging "an attempt to hide" a trope.
* Take a sip for every {{Pot Hole}}d TakeThat.
** Take two sips for every plain old un-{{Pot Hole}}d Take That.
** Take three sips every time someone {{Pot Hole}}s to TakeThat for a completely unwarranted reason (wow, this'll happen a lot...)
*** [[TakeThat That means "take a sip"]], for those of you in the cheap seats.
*** Three sips. [[HypocriticalHumor Recursively]].
* Make someone else take a sip if they look at this from behind your back.
** Two sips if that person is your employer. Then quick link to OhCrap.
* Take a sip for every article that references AppliedPhlebotinum, LampshadeHanging, TheOldestOnesInTheBook or some other [[JustForFun/TropesOfLegend essential piece of wiki lore]] ''without'' linking to the relevant article.
* Take a sip while tilting your head sideways every time somebody doesn't ''italicise'' a series title. Then correct it.
* Take a big gulp whenever the RedShirtArmy is mentioned in a trope example scenario.
** And another if the BigBad is mentioned.
* Take a sip every time you see a trope red-texted by a misspelling; then correct it.
** And then take another sip, because, being stone-drunk from playing the game, it'll be even ''more'' horribly misspelled.
** Chug when accidental (and unnecessarily-spaced) red text is created by a non-trope word -- like [=McDonald=].
* And speaking of TheGame... take a sip every time you lose. Then take another if a particular mention of The Game also mentions [[http://xkcd.com/391/ the liberating xkcd strip]].
* Shout "Kanpai!" and take a sip every time somebody uses the Japanese name for an {{anime}} or {{manga}} instead of the English name.
** Take a guzzle for every ''article'' with the untranslated Japanese name.
** Drain your glass if you [[BilingualBonus know what "kanpai" literally means.]]
* If you're American, take a sip every time you see British spelling; if you follow British spelling, take half a sip every time you see American spelling. Take two every time you read a trope that has both 'colour' and 'color' in it. If it has both 'cheque' and 'check', hold a glass high and sing "Rule, Britannia!" or "America the Beautiful" (whichever one you don't live in).
** Getting your friends and / or family to join in is optional.
** If you don't live in either, sing both, one after the other, in whatever order you choose.
*** If you're Australian, sing 'Advance Australia Fair', and then switch midway into 'Waltzing Matilda' when you realise you don't know half the worlds of the national anthem.
** Alternatively, sing "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" if British, and "God Save the Queen" if American.
*** Pointless trivia: The title of the American version is "America." (Also, take a drink whenever someone corrects a comment in a new bullet instead of just correcting the original comment.)
** If you're Canadian, take a drink for both American and British spelling. You use both, you drink to both. And then sing either national anthem.
*** Or your own, in both official languages.
*** Drink another time if you are able to sing it in Inuktitut.
**** And once more if you know "The Maple Leaf Forever."
** Then take a sip for every time someone mixes up ''you're'' and ''your''. Not for any good reason, just because it's the only way to deal with it.
** Or, alternatively, feel free to belt out "YOU'RE A..." [large sip] "...GRAND OLD..." [gulp] "...RAG, YOU'RE A..." [slurp] "...HIGH-FLYING..." [swig] "RAAAAAAAAAAG~" if it happens more than twice for British spelling. Whether you're British or not.
** Take a sip every time somebody edits just to change American spelling/punctuation to British or vice versa.
* Take a sip every time an example is given without a link.
* Take a sip every time ThisTroper shows up to give a very subjective opinion and/or relate an anecdote from their own life (and you're not in TroperTales).
** Down the glass if you see TroperTales mentioned anywhere that isn't this page.
** Take another sip if the troper in question gives their name or links to their contributor page.
** Drink the whole glass if another ThisTroper replies to agree/disagree with the opinion or to say that something similar happened to them, too.
*** Or if the original troper is just saying that the trope has happened to him, and doesn't even have an anecdote.
**** This Troper had to take a drink there. Just sayin'
** Take another sip if "This Troper" is actually a pothole link to someone's contributor page.
** Take two sips if ThisTroper relates how shocked, SHOCKED, they are that an example from their favorite series hasn't already been added.
*** Take three sips if ThisTroper was right to expect said example to be mentioned sooner.
*** Finish the bottle if said example ''has'' been mentioned already.
*** Two bottles if ''you'' were the one to add the example and forgot about it.
*** Three if ''has'' been mentioned before and the reason it's not there anymore was because ''it wasn't a real example''.
*** Four if you haven't yet died of alcohol poisoning.
**** For the personal safety of those who actually want to ''try'' this drinking game, change "bottle" in the above four steps to "glass". And for that matter, omit the last one entirely.
**** If you don't care about the personal safety of those trying this drinking game, suggest they trade up. If they want to try it with beer, suggest Jack Daniels as an alternative. If they want to try it with Jack Daniels, suggest absinthe. If they want to try it with absinthe, call the men in the white coats.
** However you're playing, double your intake if there's a PotHole to ''Film/{{Casablanca}}'' when the troper is talking about how shocked they are.
* Take a drink every time a page lists [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Crowning Music of Awesome]] on a given page with some variation of the phrase "the whole soundtrack."
** Take two if you can't help but agree. Three if [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI the most famous example]] left you with HypeAversion.
** Take four if you see people being good Tropers and leaving a few examples and your immediate reaction is [[FanDumb "THE WHOLE SOUNDTRACK"]]
* Take a sip every time a troper [[Administrivia/{{Natter}} replies to]] and contradicts a previous troper in a trope example. Then correct it.
** Actually, you're supposed to bang two glasses together and sip once from each.
*** To be fair, it was originally correct until some troper edited this entry ForTheLulz.
*** "What are you talking about? [[FanonDiscontinuity Those edits never happened!]]"
* Take a drink for every example that consists of "TwoWords: ".
** Also take a drink for each example that consists of ". Full Stop."
** Also take a drink for each example that consists of ". That is all."
** Also take a drink for each example that consists of ". Nuff Said."
** Also take a drink for each example that consists of ". There, I said it."
** Also drink for "X has this in spades". Two Drinks if there's nothing else there.
** Also drink for "X is the king of this trope". Three if it's "the ''undisputed'' king of this trope".
** Also drink for "X is made of this trope".
** Also drink for "X breathes this trope".
** Also drink if it's "X Just X".
** Take two drinks if the X is a potholed quote or character name rather than a title.
** Drain your glass if you can't actually puzzle out what exactly is being referred to without mouse-overing the link.
** Take a drink for an example that consists of ", anyone?", anyone?
*** And pour yourself another if you still can't figure out what the two "obvious" words mean when you ''have'' viewed the pothole. Same if there ''is'' no pothole.
*** Take a sip if it links to TwoWordsObviousTrope or X Just X.
*** Drink the bottle if you figured it out and feel superior for it.
** Drink the bottle if it's ''really'' three words.
*** Back down to two sips if they PotHole to ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'' while using three words.
** Take a sip if the example says "Full stop" or "Nuff said" ...but then still continues on after that with an explanation anyway. (Doesn't count if it's a sub-point that starts with something like "For the benefit of those not familiar, we'll explain it anyway..." Though, in truth, this probably also deserves a sip.)
** Drain your entire glass if This Troper writes "Said X (was totally Y!)".
* Take a drink if you started getting confused by the game right about here.
* Take a drink if an example that has 'Where to start?' or 'Where to begin?' followed by a long list of examples under it.
** Take two if it does this, but with a rather short list.
* Take a gulp if anything is described as "the poster child for this trope."
* Take a sip if you have to uncover a spoiler in order to understand why a certain example is on the trope page.
** Take three sips if it's an anime series.
*** If you feel like going to the hospital, [[NightmareFuel/HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi this page]] will certainly help.
** Drain the whole glass if it's something you actually ''have'' seen.
** [[spoiler:Take a sip if you had to uncover this to read it.]] [[note]]That's a free pass, by the way.[[/note]]
** Chug if the spoilered thing is [[ItWasHisSled something that people who've never even seen the work in question knows]]. The site's various running gags (such as hiding the fact that [[spoiler: Jesus dies]] in spoiler tags) are optional.
** Like [[spoiler: fucking]] solitaire?
** [[spoiler: The cake is a lie.]]
*** Drink yourself into a coma if you didn't know ItWasHisSled.
* Chug if the fact that a series is mentioned on a certain page is a spoiler by itself.
** Chug again if the spoilery information implied by the series' mere presence is spelled out in a spoiler, as if you couldn't figure it out from " has an example of ".
** Chug again if if the example is [[spoiler: entirely spoiler-tagged]].
* If any spoiler reveals something you ''really'' didn't want spoiled, give a BigNo, then immediately drink yourself into unconsciousness. When you wake up with a hangover the following morning, you ''might'' no longer remember the offending spoiler!
** Bonus round if the spoiler is tagged but you were editing the page and saw it anyway.
* Take a sip for every trope that's identified as an anime-specific trope (either in the article itself, or because the article is solely indexed under [[JapaneseMediaTropes Japanese Something]] [[JapaneseVisualArtsTropes Tropes or]] [[JapaneseAnimationTropes Anime Tropes]]) even though its list of Western examples is as long or longer than the list of anime examples.
** Take two sips if ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' is one of the examples listed and then send the link to anyone who wants to know why it's getting turned into [[Anime/{{Supernatural}} an anime]].
* Chug a glass of water if one of the page's category bars has no "next" or "previous" links.
* [[#imageoverdosed]] Take a sip for every trope page with an image from:
** ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' ('''58''')
** ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' ('''57''')
** ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' ('''43''')
** ''Franchise/StarWars'' ('''37''')
** ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' ('''33''', and one contributor page.)
*** Take two sips when the picture is not of something that actually happened in the series.
*** Take two sips if it features Mikuru being groped or otherwise harassed by Haruhi.
** ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' ('''30''')
** ''MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha'' (24 [[OutOfTheInferno and 1/3]])
*** Take two sips when the picture came from a FanWebComic.
** a FauxtivationalPoster (24)
** ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' (21)
*** Two and a half sips if the cropped picture contains half a speech balloon from an adjacent panel.
** ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' (20)
*** Two sips if the image in question isn't on a {{Fanservice}}-related page.
** ''VideoGame/{{Kirby}}'' (19)
** ''Anime/CodeGeass'' (17)
** The ''Anime/PrettyCure'' franchise (17)
*** Take one extra sip for every MentorMascot in the picture. [[note]] According to this rule, one of these is worth 3 sips, one that's worth 4, and another that's worth '''6''' (so you might as well chug half the glass for that one)! '''Pray''' that you do not find them if you ever play along. [[/note]]
** ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' (16)
** ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}'' (14)
*** Two sips if the image quote is "Isn't it sad, Sacchin? ;_;"
** ''Manga/LuckyStar'' (14)
*** Two sips if it's of Anime Tenchou.
** ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'' (13)
** ''Series/DoctorWho'' (12)
** ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' (12)
** ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' (11)
** ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'' (10)
*** Two sips if the picture has no sexual connotations whatsoever.
** ''Manga/HayateTheCombatButler'' (9)
** ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' (9)
** ''Manga/HidamariSketch'' (9)
** ''LightNovel/ShakuganNoShana'' (8)
** ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' (8, and [[@/MetaFour one]] contributor page)
** ''Manga/SetoNoHanayome'' (8)
** ''Manga/RoseOfVersailles'' (8)
** ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' (8)
* Take a sip for every image with a time display in the upper left corner (e.g., if it came out of a {{fansub}} derived from a Japanese TV broadcast).
* Take a glass everytime a page image has no link.
** Take a [+++BIG+++] drink everytime a picture leads to a broken link.
* Take a swig whenever the image is [[Administrivia/JustAFaceAndACaption completely meaningless]] to you.
* Take a chug whenever an image has a [=DivX=] watermark in the corner.
* Take a sip for every image without a link to the page of the series it came from. Then fix it, if possible.
* Take a sip from someone else's glass for every image not hosted on TVTropes.
** Drink the whole glass if it now shows a "no hotlinking" image.
*** Drink yourself into unconsciousness if the "no hotlinking" image is a ShockSite.
* Take a sip when you see an image you've seen on another page.
* Take a sip when an image's caption says the character in it is "this trope's patron saint".
** Take a sip when an image "shows us how it's done".
* Take a chug if a page contains more than one image.
* Take a sip for every time IAmNotMakingThisUp or its brother NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer is invoked, and an extra one if the description of the IAmNotMakingThisUp-worthy element is potholed to that page.
** Take a long drink every time, because "I Am Not Making This Up" is no longer a wiki-link, sentences like the above now seem to be missing a very key phrase.
** A shorter one if it just leads to a [[Broken pothole]] (visible brackets).
** A bigger one if it's PotHole[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner 'd]] to DeaderThanDisco.
* Take a drink for every phrase potholed to CompletelyMissingThePoint.
** But don't take the drink if it fits the replacement ComicallyMissingThePoint.
* Take two sips every time something is called a {{Narm}} even though it doesn't actually make the scene funny.
** Take five sips when the laughs were supposed to be intentional.
* Drink the whole glass one sip at a time if somebody potholes [[AllBlueEntry e]][[ExpansionPackPast v]][[Series/{{Blackadder}} e]][[Film/FlashGordon r]][[LampshadeHanging y]] [[HeyItsThatVoice s]][[YouKnowThatShow i]][[AskTheTropers n]][[Creator/JackChick g]][[TropersDoItWithoutNotability l]][[MemeticMutation e]] [[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga l]][[Series/BlakesSeven e]][[GentleGiant t]][[LargeHam t]][[{{Creator/BrianBlessed}} E]][[YellowPeril r]] of a word.
** Take an additional sip for every link that was used for the sake of linking each [[LightNovel/SpiceAndWolf l]][[AdDissonance e]][[HooksAndCrooks t]][[EndofAnAge t]][[DeadEndJob e]][[GenreBlindness r]], [[Literature/DragonsInOurMidst a]][[{{Skillet}} n]][[ANuclearError d]] [[CountYourSheep d]][[MinMaxing o]][[ViewersLikeYou e]][[ElementalCrafting s]][[BeamMeUpScotty n]]'[[PapaWolf t]] [[FerrisWheelOfDoom r]][[ClosetGeek e]][[ComfortingTheWidow a]][[AuthorAppeal l]][[MakeMeWannaShout l]][[ThatOneSidequest y]] [[SecretSecretKeeper h]][[PsychoPrototype a]][[RemakeCameo v]][[IDoNotSpeakNonverbal e]] [[Anime/CowboyBebop a]][[DoubleDate n]][[IdentityAmnesia y]][[RomanticComedy t]][[{{Robosexual}} h]][[TheWhiteHouse i]][[SpiderLimbs n]][[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings g]] [[PacifistRun t]][[Franchise/OnePiece o]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer d]][[WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}} o]] [[FashionShow w]][[DeadHorseTrope i]][[EmergencyImpersonation t]][[OuranHighschoolHostClub h]] [[BadNewsInAGoodWay w]][[TalkingIsAFreeAction h]][[Literature/ACoffinForDimitrios a]][[WhyAreYouNotMySon t]]'[[CrystalBall s]] [[GlassMask b]][[GenghisGambit e]][[PinkMist i]][[UsagiDrop n]][[LongRunningBookSeries g]] [[InterrogatedForNothing d]]TheWildcats[[{{Jazz}} i]][[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids s]][[VideoCredits c]][[DriveByUpdater u]][[RetroactiveRecognition s]][[Manga/{{Monster}} s]][[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist e]][[WesternAnimation/ToyStory3 d]][[{{God}} .]]
* Drink the whole glass if a trope from Literature/{{Discworld}} is mentioned and it ''isn't'' an example of a {{subversion}}.
* Take a sip if an ''[[Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic Irregular Webcomic!]]'' example mentions that the strip's commentary includes a link to this trope page.
** Or ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''.
*** Or ''Webcomic/{{mezzacotta}}''.
**** Or its subproject.
** Take three sips if the example specifically mentions that the commentary does '''not''' link to TV Tropes.
* Take a sip if a ''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Order of the Stick]]'' or ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' example refers to a strip less than three hours old.
** Take another sip if you were about to add it yourself.
** Take two more sips if the text refers to "a recent" or "the latest" strip but the strip is now more than three months old.
*** Finish the glass if you can't figure out which strip is referred to without an ArchiveTrawl
*** Finish another glass if you can't figure out which strip is referred to even '''with''' an ArchiveTrawl
*** Finish yet another glass if you did an ArchiveTrawl and then forgot why you were doing it in the first place (once you remember).
** Triple the intake if an example not from either refers to something that happened less than one day ago.
*** '''Quintuple''' the intake if the strip is based on a current event.
* Take a sip if a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' example is described as taking the trope to "extremes", "ridiculous levels" or UpToEleven.
** [[SpitTake Spray that sip across the room]] if it turns out ''not'' [[{{Troperiffic}} to be true]].
* Take a drink if a ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' example mentions that it is actually a {{Shounen}} series that is made to look like an UnwantedHarem.
** Take a drink of the first drink to pop into your head whenever someone links to [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v18/c165/8.html this page]].
* Take a sip for every instance of the phrase "notable aversion" or "notable exception."
** Drain the whole bottle if you think the aversion actually ''is'' notable.
* Take a sip from a friend's glass when you see the phrase "you are not alone". If you have no friends present (or no friends at all), immediately abandon the page you're on and continue the drinking game from IneffectualLoner, LonersAreFreaks, or, if you are young and female, ShrinkingViolet.
* Take a sip if you see an unflattering reference to some work that goes out of the way to address the author/creator by name.
* Take a sip if an example is mentioned as being "''the absolute'' '''''epitome''''' ''of this trope''"
** Take another sip if there is no explanation or support for this claim.
* Take a sip if someone says "Some people, ThisTroper included," letting you know they have a certain opinion, but [[{{Astroturf}} totally aren't the only one they know that thinks that]].
* Take a sip every time the TropeCodifier [[OlderThanTheyThink is identified as]] the [[TropeMakers Trope Maker]].
** Take a sip every time UrExample is abused to mean "ultimate example".
** Take a sip every time TruthInTelevision is abused to designate a TroperTales example.
* Take a sip every time the same trope is linked to twice in the same sentence, or in consecutive sentences.
* Take zero sips for every aversion listed on a non-omnipresent trope.
* Take a shot every time you see somebody PotHole a show using a character's name without actually giving the name of the show in text (making it impossible to search for the show on that page).
** Take three shots and then juggle the glasses if somebody italicizes the show's name and then PotHoles a character instead of, y'know, ''using the name of the show to link to the show's page.''
* Take a sip if an example lists by number the installments of a series that does not use {{Numbered Sequel}}s, such as ''Franchise/FireEmblem''.
* Take a sip every time a [[GratuitousForeignLanguage foreign term]] is [[NonindicativeName misused]].
** Take two sips if the misused term is from your native language.
** Take two sips if a character in the show [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] its [[YouKeepUsingThatWord misuse]].
* Take a ''loooooooong'' drink for every time someone is told to recite the MST3K Mantra, or whenever the mantra is referenced. Doesn't count on the actual page.
** Take another drink if someone complains about it again nonetheless.
** Take another drink if you feel that the question is an important one worth answering, and that the MST3KMantra feels like a way of avoiding serious discussion.
*** Put that drink back if the MST3KMantra is just there to move said lengthy discussion to the JustBugsMe section.
*** Alternatively, slam the drink on your head if you think that justifies complaining about not doing the research on series that don't claim to be accurate.
* Take a sip and then [[FacePalm slam your head on the nearest hard, flat surface]] every time a PotHole gets broken up into multiple identical instances of the same link by an ''italicized'' word [[SelfDemonstratingArticle in]] ''[[SelfDemonstratingArticle the middle]]'' [[SelfDemonstratingArticle of it]]
* Take a sip while leaning to the right for every example (especially on Crowning Moments) where the second half is ''written in italics to emphasize how amazing this example is''.
* Take a sip for every unexplained in-joke potholed to MemeticMutation.
** Smash the bottle over your head afterwards.
** And don't forget to [[MemeticMutation take a potato chip and eat it]].
*** [[TakeThat That's a sip]].
*** [[BrickJoke And yet another]].
* Take a chug every time a troper's comment is {{Pot Hole}}d to IncrediblyLamePun.
* Take a sip if someone complains about not doing the research... [[WhatAnIdiot on a series that is completely meant to be non-serious.]] It is guaranteed you will not survive within the hour.
* Take a sip whenever someone confuses CharacterDerailment with {{Flanderization}}.
* Take a drink whenever you see "JustForFun/{{Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie."
** Dunk your head in hot and cold water until you're sober if it's not all blue.
*** Or if it ''is'' all blue, but is just one PotHole to the [[Film/ThePrincessBride quote's source]].
* Take a swig of a completely different drink if the TropeNamer isn't an example of the trope.
* Down a swig of hot chocolate if a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning Moment Of HeartWarming]] Troper Tale talks about someone in the third person ends with "Oh and by the way? [[AndThatLittleGirlWasMe That guy/girl was me!]]" or any variant.
* Take a shot every time you go to a page where spoilers are a foregone conclusion, such as virtually all death tropes, yet someone still puts up spoiler tags. Take another if a majority of the page is like this and looks like a declassified government document.
* Take a drink whenever someone *coughcoughs*.
* Raise your glass to your mouth and then put it down in disappointment every time somebody links to a Youtube video which has since been removed from the site.
** Drink it anyway if it is there, though, and if you look through the comments, take another drink if you see one from someone else mentioning that they got there from TV Tropes.
*** Or capitalizes the trope they got linked from and ends it with a bunch of exclamation marks.
*** Or the comment asks for a thumbs up from everyone reading it who also got there from TV Tropes (in other words, the comment is worded as "thumbs up if TV Tropes sent you here").
**** And to top it off, a sip for every thumb up. Call the ambulance before you start, though.
* Take a drink every time someone potholes a mention of Catholicism to ChristianityIsCatholic, even when it's not an example of the trope.
* Take a sip when someone [[PotHole Pot Holes]] a word that doesn't relate to their example or the article, but, [[VerbalTic like]], to what they were saying/how they said something.
** Take two sips if the PotHole is to a different series which has nothing to do with the matter at hand, but they just felt like {{Entry Pimp}}ing, [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark mmkay?]]
* Take a drink every time ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' [[http://xkcd.com/609/ 609]] is mentioned/linked to. Including now.
** A glass if it is an 'XKCD' cartoon. A bottle if it is 'Xkcd'.
*** A drink if it's "xkcd", maybe.
** Take a picture of yourself taking a swig and send it in a thank-you card to Randall Munroe if #609 was the reason you discovered TVTropes in the first place.
*** [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife A thank you card]] or [[TVTropesRuinedYourLife a very angry letter and a bomb]], depending.
Take a bottle every time someone breaks the article formatting.
** Avoid the WhatAnIdiot page at all costs.
* Take a drink every time the trope separators alternates between colon [:], parentheses [ () ] or a strike [-].
* Take two sips every time you read the same example twice because somebody was clearly so convinced they had a perfect example that they didn't bother to read the page before "adding" it. Bonus sip if the example is mentioned in contradictory terms -- as a straight example and then as a subversion, for example. Then, y'know, delete the duplicate.
* Take a sip every time there's a link to the old version of ''[[WebComic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater's]]'' archive. Don't bother fixing it, it'd take too long.
* Take a sip every time a PotHole leads to If You Know What I Mean instead of DoubleEntendre when talking about a DoubleEntendre.
* Take a sip every time ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' is mentioned in the same sentence as a pot hole leading to MindScrew.
** Take two if they actually use that word.
* Take an entire barrel and commit suicide - [[GodwinsLaw by shooting yourself in the temple while simultaneously biting into a cyanide capsule]] - whenever you see someone invoking DarthWiki/TropersLaw.
* Take a swig whenever the article quote is just another example, but somebody put it at the top because they felt it was somehow "better".
* On any of the EarWorm subpages, take a sip for every example that makes you burst out singing.
** Drain your glass if you know all the words.
*** And if the song has an accompanying dance, and you know it, drink until you don't anymore.
* Consume a bottle of tequila everytime you see that someone have used the word ''fuck'' as an edit reason in the Page History, and shed tears when you realize that it was directed against your own edits.
* Take a sip every time an example is cited as the [[TropeNamers Trope Namer]] of some other trope.
** Take two sips if it's a ''former'' [[TropeNamers Trope Namer]] due to renaming.
* Inhale highly toxic alcoholic fumes whenever someone has mistaken TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame for [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining About Edits You Don't Like]].
** Eat a pretzel or something if you read a Drinking Game entry about something you've never seen on the wiki.
* Take two drinks every time you see a statement potholing to {{Understatement}}. Take another if it isn't one; most of them aren't.
* If you give up on understanding the explanation of a trope at the top of the page and just scroll down to the first example you recognize, drink for as long as you scroll.
* Take a shot every time {{Fanon}} is used as an example or to justify a trope.
* Take a shot when you see an example on a series page that has been blatantly copy/pasted from its trope page, or vice-versa.
* Take a shot every time a homosexuality trope is described as "played straight", with a note in brackets saying "though not ''that'' kind of straight" (or equivalent).
** Take two if it's potholed to IncrediblyLamePun.
* Take a drink every time someone on a TroperTales page says "Are you me?", "Are you my twin?", "I don't remember writing this, yet I must have", or a variant thereof.
* Take a drink whenever you come across [[ThePointsMeanNothing "Bonus points" and "double points"]].
* Finish the current bottle then open another if an example has very little or nothing to do with the trope and is only there as an excuse to [[FanHater sneer at the fans]] of the example's subject matter.
** Take another long pull if the example IS valid, but the editor still can't resist getting in a dig at the fan base.
* Take a sip whenever you see a non-empty page open with DescribeTopicHere.
** Finish the bottle if the next sentence is something like, "Hmm, where to start?"
*** Take a drink whenever you a see the message "Click the edit button to start this topic".
*** [[FridgeLogic But wait]], isn't a page non-empty ''by definition'' if it contains the words "Describe Topic Here"? Even if those are the only three words on the page, that still means the page isn't ''empty''.
* Take a drink when an entry ends with "But ''still''..."
* Take a sip whenever you find a PotHole to RuleOfCool or RuleOfFunny just because a sentence contains the word [[RuleOfCool "cool"]] or [[RuleOfFunny "funny"]].
* Take a sip if you see a curse word censored with "*** ". Take three sips if you're still sober enough to realize that the use of three asterisks doesn't make any sense.
* Take a drink whenever an entry is checked out as you try to edit it.
** Two drinks if it's checked out by ''you''.[[note]]For example, you entered the edit page, exited because you decided to log in before editing, came back, and got locked out.[[/note]]
* Throw your drink at the screen everytime someone describes themselves as a NightmareFetishist.
* Take a drink every time someone writes "And how!" in an example. Take two drinks if they bother to elaborate.
** '''Take a small shot if that's bolded.'''
*** Don't forget to demand what "AND HOW!" means.
* Take a drink if someone makes a long elaborating for an obivously used trope.
** Two drinks if it's in SarcasmMode.
*** And three if there is no need for SarcasmMode.
* Take a shot everytime a po[[spoiler:rtio]]n of a word is s[[spoiler:po]]i[[spoiler:lered]].
** Take another if it involves tw[[spoiler:o wor]]ds.
* Take a drink everytime ''Webcomic/{{mezzacotta}}'''s ''[[DoorStopper extremely long length]]'' is mentioned.
** Clink a glass with someone nearby whenever [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/archive.php?date=-9999999999999-01-01 the first strip]] is mentioned.
** Take a drink if FridgeLogic ensues.
* Take a shot [[note]]every time you see a note like this one.[[/note]]
** Down a whole bottle if the note is ''actually informative''.
*** But not if you can't see any reason why it shouldn't have just been part of the normal text.
** Facepalm and down a crate if this entry made you understand what the hell those weird icons mean.
* Take a drink everytime [[ImageBoards 4Chan]] is mentioned.
** Take a chug if it's a [[MemeticMutation meme]].
* Take a drink everytime an article links to either a SugarWiki or DarthWiki [[SoBadItsHorrible trope]].
** Take a shot everytime an article links to ''both''.
** But don't if the article mentioned is a YMMV item, such as MomentOfAwesome.
* Take a shot of vodka for every link that misspells ChekhovsGun as "ChekovsGun" (note the missing 'h').[[note]]Since the latest clean-up? ''95''[[/note]]
* Take a shot every time you see examples of OrwellianEditor and SmallNameBigEgo removed.
** Take another shot if the subject in question is still alive and active on the Internet.
** Take a shot if the example is religion-related.
* Take two very short swigs every time a one-word trope or work title is broken up into {{Wi Ki Word}}s rather than using curly braces to make it a link.
* Finish your current bottle everytime an example of Administrivia/{{Natter}} is removed in the page history.
** Puke up that beer you just drank if it was Tropers/FastEddie doing it.
** Drink half the bottle if someone removes a reply, but not a reply replying to that reply. Drink half and hit yourself over the head with the rest if someone appears to have removed only the side of an argument they disagree with.
* [[strike:Cross your heart and]] Take a drink every time you see that someone has struck through someone else's edit rather than deleting it.
** Two drinks if you notice something is wrong, press edit and see that [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13009201470A69897800&page=1 there was meant to be a striked text]].
* Drink every time one person's "{{Squick}}" is followed by someone else saying something like "Speak for yourself!" potholed to FetishFuel. [[PaedoHunt Stare uncomfortably into your glass for a few moments if the sexual act in question is illegal.]]
* Have a drink every time you read something on a Nightmare Fuel page that you didn't find scary at all.
** Down yourself an entire cup if the person who wrote said Nightmare Fuel entry used italics or bolded letters in an attempt to get their point across.
* Pour one on the ground in disgust every time incest is mentioned in a "TroperTales" page (say it's for the [[VideoGame/SaintsRow1 dead]] [[VideoGame/SaintsRow2 homies]] if someone catches you wasting beer.)
* Take a sip for every time "Admit it" or "Let's face it" appears in an example.
* Take a sip every time the phrase "[X]. Dear [=Lord/God/=]CrystalDragonJesus, [X]" is used for emphasis.
* Take a sip whenever someone mentions, "[X] loves this trope".
* Take a sip every time a page on [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia The Other Wiki]] is linked to in lieu of a TV Tropes page on the same subject.
* Slam one everytime someone says they're asexual in a TroperTales page.
** And another when someone says they're autistic or have Asperger's.
* Take a drink if an example is a sentence that doesn't end with a full stop, exclamation mark or question mark
** Two if it trails off with an ellipsis for no discernible reason...
* Take a drink if somebody quotes dialogue from a prose work but writes it in script form, like this:
-->'''Harry:''' ''[uncertainly]'' Is he -- a bit mad?\\
'''Percy:''' ''[airily]'' Mad? He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes.
** Two sips if they quote the narration but still take a stab at putting the "speaker's" name in front.
* Take a sip whenever an example refers to a quote at the top of that trope's page, even though that quote has long since been changed to something completely unrelated to the example.
** Take another sip if this is the case and the example is ''only'' something along the lines of ": See page quote".
** Take a sip if this is the case with the header image, rather than the quote.
** Drain the bottle if you see examples of this for ''both'' the image and the quote.
*** Drain another bottle if it's the ''same'' example.
** Take a sip if somebody replaces the existing page quote with something that's nearly identical but has the crucial X factor of being from a show they like.
* Take a drink for each example with a potholed reference to an unrelated show appended to it as Administrivia/{{Natter}}.
* Take a drink for every pothole to {{Discontinuity}} outside the bulleted point for the trope on a work page.
** Two drinks if it's [[Administrivia/{{Natter}} a reply]] worded along the lines of "that episode never happened" or "that episode doesn't exist".
** Three drinks if the Administrivia/{{Natter}} is worded as above but isn't potholed.
* Any time someone refers to a female MagnificentBastard as a Magnificent Bitch, curse a linguistically-uptight blue streak.
* Just keep a bottle on hand for any times you find yourself staring at a page's edit history trying to figure out what was changed between an old edit and a new edit, leaning closer and closer to the screen until the two blur together and you forget why you went there in the first place. If you don't find it, [[DrowningMySorrows drown your sorrows]]. If it's that someone added or removed the space between the asterisk and the beginning of the example, [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife go for a brisk walk]].
** Also take a drink if the change is someone added a medium prefix, like LiveActionTV or WesternAnimation.
* Take a sip every time you get personally threatened by a BerserkButton example. Take two if the example is followed by the phrase '''Lord help you'''.
* Arguably, taking a sip every time an entry is [[Administrivia/ExamplesAreNotArguable "arguably" an example]] of a trope can work, too.
** Down the whole glass if any particular "arguable" entry results in an actual argument over whether it is an example or not. Then, if possible, find a third party to "moderate" the argument and declare a winner.
*** If the moderator decides to edit out the entry because it is not an example, whoever was arguing it was an example must down two glasses.
*** If the moderator decides to edit out "arguably" from the entry because it is most definitely an example, whoever was arguing it wasn't an example must down two glasses.
*** If the moderator cannot decide a winner, all participants in the argument must down one glass.
* Take one sip if the page has been blanked without Cutlisting or otherwise vandalized. Three if it's allegedly "by the orders of @/FastEddie".
* Take a sip when the page which gets locked describes a work with a questionable quality and/or the creator(s) of the said work being known for having an oversized ego.
* Take a sip if an example of ValuesDissonance is followed by a JustifyingEdit [[CaptainObvious protesting that that's just the way things were when the work was created]].
* Take a gulp if a trope page that includes FanFic examples has more than 50% of those examples coming from works and creators listed on the TrollFic page.
* Take a look at the Page History. Drink an entire bottle if one person has been constantly re-editing the page over and over every time they think of a new example.
* Take a drink for every second paragraph of a trope description that starts "This, my friends, is..."
* Take a drink every time a reference to your favorite actor[=/=]actress[=/=]director[=/=]band[=/=]musician[=/=]show[=/=]movie[=/=]video game[=/=]comic book[=/=]whatever is tagged the words "Your Mileage May Vary". Take TWO drinks if they list it as a trope on the person[=/=]work's page.
%%Please don't blueshift YMMV. It's being removed.
* Take a drink of Sake for every trope page where {{Anime}}[=/=]{{Manga}} accounts for at least a third of the examples, and it's not an Anime specific trope. Also take a drink for every like page where the page image is from an Anime.
* Take a drink whenever you go to a quotes page and find that the quote you intended to add was already there.
** Take another one if you remember that you added it yourself.
* Take 3 sips every time the phrase "*shudder*" or "Oh dear God" (or any variant) appears in describing NightmareFuel.
** And a shot when a troper prefaces their example on either of those pages with anything to the effect of "This troper doesn't normally scare easily, but..."
** Take a shot if a NightmareFuel example ends with "Brr..."
* Take a drink every time the phrase "Let's not forget" appears when naming an example.
** If your instinctive reaction is, "Actually, let's forget", finish the glass, assuming you [[DrowningMySorrows haven't already done so]].
* Take a drink every time a post with a misspelled word in it is replied to with "X? What's an X?" ie. "Alocapypse? What's an Alocapypse?"
* Take a drink every time someone says "How is ______ not mentioned yet?"
* Take a chug everytime ███████████████████. [[labelnote:?]]A black-out box is used in a article.[[/labelnote]]
** Two chugs if it's to cover up a spoiler.
** Chug from two bottles ''at the same time'' if it's an example for the Wiki/SCPFoundation.
** On that note, two chugs if underscores (_______) cover up a spoiler. Three chugs if it's ''not'' the BigBad that is apparently being referred to.
* Take a drink everytime ''{{Urotsukidouji}}'' is mentioned, and it has a PotHole to [[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108461/board/thread/99803695 this]] article.
** If it doesn't, well... [[NightmareFuel you're screwed]].
* Make yourself a glass of vodka for every mention of the "In Soviet Russia" meme.
** Knock that glass onto the table if it's a random PotHole.
* Take a drink for every trope on a work page or character page listed in '''boldface'''. Take another drink if the trope is also in ''italics'' or ALL CAPS. Just hang your head in dismay if it's all three.
* Take a drink every time "does not go well" or a variant is stated. Take two if that phrase is hotlinked to "{{Understatement}}".
* Take a drink whenever you see [[supersecretspoiler]] still on a page after it's been disabled.
* Take a shot everytime you see an example repeated.
** Two if you don't have to scroll very far to see the first time it was mentioned.
*** 3 if you don't have to scroll at all.
* Take a shot for every male example on an AlwaysFemale trope, and vice versa.
* Take a shot everytime you see an example repeated.
* Take a sip every time an actor is referred to as a character he played in some famous but otherwise irrelevant show.
* Take a sip every time an actor's name is potholed to a show.
** Take ''two'' drinks any time an entry even ''remotely'' about someone's physical appearance is deleted by someone who's either a massive prude, or just afraid of Website/{{Google}} coming down and fucking spanking us.
* Take a drink if HoYay and/or FoeYay are listed as tropes associated with a specific work when there is no HoYay or FoeYay present beyond two male characters interacting in a friendly or positive manner.
** Take two drinks if there is no description of the HoYay or FoeYay occurrence(s), or if the "example" is something like "HoYay: oh good ''Lord'' yes!" or "FoeYay: oh man, is there ''ever!''"
* Two drinks every time a sentence ends with the non-word "natch".
* Take a drink if you see "Character (no, not THAT Character)" or anything similar ("not to be confused with", etc).
** Take two more if the connecting phrase [[PotHole potholes]] to NamesTheSame or IThoughtItMeant.
*** If the characters referenced are the [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Emergency Medical Hologram]] and the [[Series/DoctorWho eponymous Time Lord]], drink until you really ''do'' need a doctor.
* Take a drink every time you see the phrase "It's that kind of show" or "It's that kind of game".
** Take another drink if the phrase includes a PotHole to WidgetSeries or similar.
* Take a sip every time DontExplainTheJoke is [[PotHole pot holed]]
** Make it a drink is the explanation is only there to make the PotHole.
* Take a sip when somebody [[TakeAThirdOption suggests a Third Option.]] Two sips if the option is simply, "Why not both?" If it ''can't possibly'' be both, [[TakeAThirdOption why not take just one sip AND two sips?]]
* Take a sip every time you see "rare male/female/Western/whatever example," when a look at the rest of the page would reveal that those aren't rare at all.
* Take a shot whenever a typo is cleverly poin'''y'''ed out with '''one''' boldface '''letter'''.
** "And it gave them hop'''e'''!" ''~sip''
* If you make an edit that references the trope by name, and then do a word find (ctrl+F) to see edit you made, but type in the trope name... you're probably coasting pretty well for now. (If you do take a drink anyway, it's probably time to do more reading and less typing).
* Take a sip every time any AudienceReaction trope talks about OneMoreDay or ComicBook/BrandNewDay or OneMomentInTime or any characters or any changes to established characters from those story arcs.
* Take a shot every time RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment is invoked to make a passive-aggressive political statement.
* Take one from an opaque glass whenever you see a HeyItsThatGuy or HeyItsThatVoice entry that potholes to characters from other series, but does not mention who's actually playing them.
* Take a mystery shot whenever you see an anime/TV show/webcomic/etc. that you've never heard of but see everywhere on the site.
* Drown your sorrows every time you see a TearJerker entry punctuated with *sob* or *sniff*.
* Take a shot everytime someone PotHoles something to BeyondTheImpossible when UpToEleven is the actual trope being employed.
* Take a drink whenever you read "You are now reading this in [person]'s voice. Then take another if you actually are.
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Good News, Everyone!]] Take another shot whenever the next sentence or tooltip invokes Prof. Farnsworth to blow your inner vocal mind.
* Drink half a can of beer while doing the "Misato getting hammered" pose everytime a trope example says it was [[DeconstructorFleet deconstructed by]] ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''. Drink a whole beer instead if the word "brutally" or equivalent is present.
* Take a swig everytime you stumble into a [[Administrivia/LockedPages Locked Page]].
** Exchange bottles with another player if the wiki's official page doesn't say why it's locked.
*** Take a drink if you ''knew'' that page was locked, and [[ShmuckBait you purposely clicked on it]] [[TemptingFate for a free drink]].
*** Finish the rest of your bottle if that page has been locked since the last time you've visited it.
* In a similar example, take a shot everytime you go to a page from the Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub. Upgrade that shot to a chug if you [[MissionControlIsOffItsMeds didn't go there on purpose]].
* ...and on that note, take a chug, then look towards another player with ''uncertain eyes'' everytime you see an example of Naughty Tentacles. Then, if you have the impulse to, delete the offending example.
** Drink a whole bottle in sorrow if ''you'' were the one [[OldShame who added that example in the first place]].
* Take a shot everytime you see an example of InsistentTerminology being corrected in a Page History, such as Hwacha being replaced with ''[[Series/MythBusters Hwacha!!]]''
** FacePalm (and try to hide your shame) if said edit stemmed from an example ''you'' wrote, but only if you didn't know of the terminology when the example was written.
* Take a sip if the page quote has a TitleDrop of the name of the trope that's {{Pot Hole}}d to TropeNamer.
** Drain the bottle if the quote isn't actually the TropeNamer.
* Take a shot and crush the glass in your hand if the example says that it's not just deconstructed, but annihilated, stomped flat, shot into space, or something similar.
* Take a drink if ''Series/MythBusters'' is mentioned in the trope description.
* Take a drink for any phrase you see worded in an opposite way just for the sake of potholing SarcasmMode.
* Take two drinks when you see something being described as ActorAllusion when it's just two coincidentally similar roles an actor played, without a reference to the other in either work. Take two more drinks if it starts with "This isn't the first time..."
* Take a sip if a page links to "Too Dumb to Live". Of course, if [[Main/TooDumbtoLive you fall for that]], then you will be on the floor within a minute.
* Take a big chug whenever a character is described as being a trope incarnate, for example: TheJoker is MonsterClown incarnate!
* Take a sip whenever a mention of something that [[HeAlsoDid X Also Did]] is emphasized with "(yes, ''that'' X!)". Take a second sip if X happens to have a distinctive name that couldn't possibly be confused for someone else, and/or is someone well-known for their versatility.
* In case you learnt any of the above VerbalTic from TVTropes because you mistook it for a RunningGag, empty a barrel, set it on fire and [[TheJoker dance around it in the pale moonlight.]]
* Down one if you see someone try to one up an example and start their sentence with "Hell" to try and acknowledge that the ridiculous isn't out of the question. [[ShmuckBait Hell]], take a drink '''''[[YouFool NOW]].'''''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:YKTTW]]
* Take a sip for every suggested trope that turns out to already exist.
** Take two sips if its name is the same as the suggested title.
* Take a sip for every reply that repeats an example from a previous reply.
** Take two sips if it repeats an example from the original post.
*** If [[Administrivia/RollingUpdates the OP's 'added' date is more recent than the reply's]], regurgitate those two sips.
* Take a sip for every suggested Administrivia/TheSameButMore trope.
* Take a sip for every suggested trope that is a transparent soapbox for the author to [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike complain about stuff]].
* Take a sip for every suggestion consisting of a title and a claim that it is SelfExplanatory.
** Take two sips if you can actually figure out what the hell it means.
* Drain the glass if the suggested title contains the words "crowning", "moment", "awesome", "Screw the X, I Have Y", "badass" or "trope".
* Take a sip for every initial post which lists at least one RealLife example in violation of the RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment.
* Down a 40 and smack someone upside the head if the OP bumps their own page more than 3 times without adding new examples.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Wild Mass Guessing]]
* Take a sip every time someone links a series to ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''.
** Take two sips if they theorize that the other series occurs within Instrumentality.
* Take a sip every time [[MoreInformationThanYouRequire someone]] identifies a character as a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]].
** Two sips if the reasoning is "Character X is a Time Lord because every series needs a Time Lord."
*** Three sips if there is absolutely no reason for them to think someone is a Time Lord, e.g. the series doesn't involve TimeTravel.
** And another if they then continue 'and X is their TARDIS'.
** Finish the bottle if the person exists in real life. Example: Creator/StephenColbert is a Time Lord.
** Start on another one if they cite or PotHole [[TropeExampleLaws Trope Law 14]] or [[TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame this very page]] as their reasons for the guess.
* Take a gulp for every link to ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima''.
** Down three mouthfulls for every time the link doesn't take you to fanservice or fetish fuel.
*** Drain the minibar if it does not have anything to do with badassery, adventure, genre shift, or Manga/LoveHina.
**** Drink a glass of hard cider if you have to look at the manga's cast of characters to remember who was mentioned.
* Take a sip every time a series is linked to ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya''.
** Two sips if the link ''isn't'' "Character X is Haruhi".
** Double that if you've never seen the show and have no damned idea who Haruhi is.
** Raid a brewery every time one actually makes sense.
*** Give the brewery time to rebuild before trying again.
* Drink the entire bottle if [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion those]] [[Series/DoctorWho three]] [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya series]] are mentioned in a single theory.
* Take a sip every time someone links a series to ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''.
** Two if it's to theorize how the AppliedPhlebotinum is actually/runs on Spiral Power.
* Take a sip every time there is a link to Webcomic/ElGoonishShive.
* Take a sip every time a character is said to be [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory either Jesus or in Purgatory]].
** You may, optionally, recursively drink back and forth using the Wild Mass Guess that Jesus is Haruhi and vice versa.
* Take a sip every time someone links two or more characters played by the same actor.
* Take a sip if a theory out-and-out contradicts the rules and/or established facts of the story's universe (ie: "replicants are brainwashed humans" in the ''Film/BladeRunner'' entry.)
** Take a shot if, despite it defying the established laws, it makes better sense and/or works better than the canon version.
* Take a shot every time it turns out that someone never wanted to be an X anyway... they wanted to be... [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus A LUMBERJACK!]]
** Take two shots if they never wanted to be a ''lumberjack'' anyway. They wanted to be... AN X!
* Finish your drink every time you see a plausible and convincing theory connecting two series.
** Take a shot if doesn't ((e.g. "Character X grows up to be Character Y") without sufficient evidence.
* Take a sip for every occurrence of the sentence, "Think about it."
* While sober, find a batshit insane theory that you'd have to be drunk to believe. When drunk, find that theory and see if it does make sense. If not, keep drinking until it does (or you pass out, whichever comes first).
* Take a shot whenever a theory is "X is dead."
* Take a shot whenever a WMG is just a casting gag the troper would like to see.
* Take a sip for every time a reply is simply "Jossed".
* Take a shot if you came across a WMG that makes so much sense that you incorporate it in your personal canon.
* Take a shot whenever a WMG turns out to be true (not counting "Bruce Wayne is Batman"-style [=WMGs=]).
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[[folder:Headscratchers]]
* Take a drink for every question that can be answered: "It's a movie / kid's show / comicbook / whatever, [[MST3KMantra you should really just relax]]."
** Take two drinks for every question that actually is answered in this manner.
*** When someone complains about that answer, drain the glass to block out their bitching.
* On the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' pages, down a shot every time somebody mentions something {{Squick}}y
** Take a sip of ice wine whenever someone attempts to use science for or against something in the series.
*** Take a bigger sip for whenever some attempts to fight science with science.
** Two shots every time it's to do with either vampire anatomy or the relationship between Bella's kid and Jacob.
** Pour out a glass of wine and drink it every time a complaint or rebuttal exceeds 500 words.
*** Take a shot whenever there is an argument over whether Edward is a BastardBoyfriend or not.
**** Do two shots whenever somebody says "WishFulfillment", "Smeyer", "Talentless", "No-talent", "Hack", "Mary Sue", "Attractive", "Sociopath", "Bitch", "Volturi," or "Sex". You'll die a quarter of the way through the first page.
**** Do two shots and remove the RedLink when somebody says "[=WallBanger=]".
* Take a sip for every question that can be explained by the RuleOfFunny for a GagSeries or VideoReviewShow with a comedic bent. An entire glassful if it's ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''.
* Take a sip every time something like this happens on a page for a fantasy series. [[note]]Good luck getting through the ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' pages without developing liver cirrhosis.[[/note]]
-->'''Troper 1''': How does X work/breathe/get enough nutrients to survive?\\
'''Troper 2''': Dude, it's ''magic''.
** Take another sip every time "magic" is potholed to AWizardDidIt.
*** If it's potholed to anything else, you're screwed.
* Take a sip every time you see someone using the Headscratchers page to complain about a work/insult its authors/ or its fanbase.
** Take two if the person in question uses profanity.
** Take three if the question is complaining about a character.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Discussion]]
* Take a sip every time somebody justifies doing whatever they were going to do anyway with [[DarthWiki/TropersLaw "we are not Wikipedia"]].
** Take a chug everytime Wikipedia is referred to as "TheOtherWiki".
*** Take a munch of your favorite heavily-salted snack treat if it's ''not''.
* Take a drink whenever someone responds to "TropesAreNotBad" with "TropesAreNotGood", and vice versa.
* Take a sip whenever someone complains that a trope is "Complaining About ________ You Don't Like".
** Take two sips if that person forgot ''why'' Complain About Shows You Don't Like [[OnceAcceptableTargets was deleted in the first place.]]
* Take a chug every time you see "Textbook JAFAAC" as a Discussion Title in the Image Pickin' section.
** Finish the bottle if the discussed image doesn't even qualify as Administrivia/JustAFaceAndACaption.
* Take a sip every time you see someone suggest a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' page image in Image Picking with no explanation as to why it is better than the current page image. Take two if the picture is demonstrably ''worse.'' Three if it's demonstrably worse ''and'' has watermarks.
* Take a sip every time a specific scene is suggested in Image Picking without any actual image because "it's a good example of this trope". Take the shot if there are several images of the suggested scene as the first results of a google image search.
* Drown the bottle if someone uses the "just a picture with a caption" complaint or something similar with an image suggested in Image Picking.
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[[folder:Special Editions]]
!!Your Liver Is Currently Dialing Dr. Kevorkian's Number Edition:
* Take a sip every time you see the word 'trope'.
** Another sip if it's a similar word ('troper', 'tropes', etc).
* Take a drink every time you see the word "{{egregious}}" (currently appears on 1439 articles).
** Two drinks if "egregious" is {{pothole}}d into TV Tropes Wiki Drinking Game.
** Or if it's about Egregious [[Webcomic/GirlGenius Heterodyne]].
*** Take three if an egregious {{pothole}} is how you initially found [[TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame this page]].
*** Take four drinks if the example is ''particularly'' [[TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame egregious]]
** Take two if the editor has in fact simply double-braced the word {{egregious}}.
** Note: For those with stomachs of steel or a death wish, try the GuideDangIt page. Twelve "egregious"es, all potholed, six of which are "particularly" egregious. That's...30 drinks. Good luck. Now there's 16 "egregious'es" on that page.
*** RunningGag is worse. [[@/NielJacoby This Troper]] prides himself on (almost) singlehandedly spelling a surefire path to painful death by cirrhosis,
*** Not to mention this very page, which is becoming an egregious example of "egregious" itself, with eight examples so far. {{Egregious}} {{Egregious}} {{egregious}} {{egregious}} {{egregious}} {{egregious}}.
**** Damn you! * hic*
**** Finish off the bottle if you can still spell "egregious" by this point.
***** We apologize that "egregious" now no longer looks like a word.
** If the overuse of the word egregious seems like a DeadUnicornTrope because every time you see it, it's potholed to {{Egregious}} or TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame, finish whatever you're drinking.
** Drain two glasses if "[[{{Main}} egregious]]" is potholed to a different page.
** Lastly, take one extra drink every time it's mispronounced/misspelled "egregrious", or variations thereof.
* Take a drink for every example from a TropeOverdosed series.
** Or you could tally up all the wicks for all the examples, and take that many drinks. [[ICannotSelfTerminate Or not.]]
* Take a drink for every mention of one of the JustForFun/TropesOfLegend.
* Take a drink for every use of a [[PredefinedMessages Prededefined Message]] in YKTTW.
* Take a drink for every [[{{Snowclones}} snowcloned trope title]].
* Take a drink every time a trope is declared one of TheOldestOnesInTheBook (or one of the subindices).
** Two drinks if it's a potholed link along the lines of "[[TheOldestOnesInTheBook You know what that makes this]]."
** Three drinks if it consists of "[[TheOldestOnesInTheBook Making this...]]"
** Finish the bottle if it's just the phrase "Making this..." without even a link.
** Have another bottle if one of TheOldestOnesInTheBook indices is on a work's list of tropes. Then delete it.
* Take a sip for every example listed on the MagnificentBastard page. (That would, at 630 examples as of March 2012, give you liver failure by itself, if you're lucky....)
* Count all the linked-to tropes on a page, then take that many sips.
** Two sips for each numerical discrepancy in the number of tropes counted (good for late in the game).
* Take another sip every time an example is "obligatory".
* Take a large sip for the phrase "Pick a [X]. ''Any'' [X]."
* Take a sip every time an article potholes to itself.
* Take a sip every time the character string "fuck" appears on a page.
** Good luck making it through the ClusterFBomb page intro!
* Take a drink whenever someone snarks at a ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'' example.
** Take two drinks if it's not the actual ''[=Dominic Deegan page=]'' or one of its related pages (WMG, JBM, etc)
** Down the bottle if the snarker has a valid complaint.
*** When reading through an AlternateCharacterInterpretation of the comic, take a shot every time Dominic is referred to as "Lord Domenuce". Place bets on what comes first -- alcohol poisoning or the ACI becoming entertaining.
* Take a shot, of all measures, for an example, of all examples, notes that something was done by a character, of all people.
**** Take a sip everytime 4 [=* =] or more used at the start.
***** Take 2 if at least one part of the chain does not need an added [=* =]
******** Take 3 if ''every part'' of the chain doesn't need it, like now.
******************** Finish the rest of your bottle if this is exaggerated to [[SerialEscalation ridiculous extremes]].
* Just in case you failed an attempt at assassinating a politician and need an internet-worthy (not to mention nerdy) way to die, and can still count, count all of the tabs in your web browser you've opened up as a result of your reading a page, and have a shot for each one.
* Down the rest of the bottle if someone writes down a battle cry from ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'', then shout it out.
* Take a drink if the page image for an article is from an anime or manga. Then take another if you've never heard of it (if it doesn't say what it's from in the caption, the image or the caption will probably link to the article describing the anime or manga. In fact, you should take another drink if this is the case). Take a third drink if it's not a link.
* Take a drink every time you see the word "titular" misused.
* Take a sip every time you see the phrase "oddly enough."
* Take a drink for every mention of a DeadUnicornTrope.
* Take a drink for every aversion of a trope that is not listed on the page.
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!!Celebrity Edition
* Take a sip every time [[Creator/BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED]] is mentioned.
** Drain the whole glass if he isn't referred to in all-caps.
*** And then put him in all-caps.
*** For instance... Brian Blessed. Go on, you know you want to.
*** [[LargeHam I]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle SHALL]] [[Creator/BrianBlessed RESIST]]!!! [[HamAndCheese NOW COUNT UP YOUR SIPS, FOOL!!!]]
* Take a sip... every time... an example mentioning... Creator/WilliamShatner... references... his overuse... of... dramatic... pauses...
* Take a sip for every mention of '''[[VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!]]'''
** Take another if it's '''Captain Gordon,''' 37th '''Defender''' of '''Earth'''!! (punctuated as so with added 37th).
** Drain the whole glass if it is missing the bold and / or exclamation point.
* Take a sip every time Literature/CiaphasCain is referred to as a '''HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!'''
** Take three sips if '''HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!''' is {{pothole}}d into FakeUltimateHero.
** Or two if it's potholed into MemeticMutation.
** Also take one if he ISN'T referred to as '''HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!''', and you shout it out to make up for it.
** Take an additional sip for each mention of or link to AccidentalHero or DirtyCoward in the example.
** If the link instead goes to TheHero or any other positive AlternateCharacterInterpretation, finish your drink. If you ''agree'' raise your glass and say "The Emperor protects the righteous" first.
** Take yet another sip if some GenreSavvy troper has potholed "HERO OF THE" into FakeUltimateHero, and linked "IMPERIUM" to this page.
* Take a sip every time AQUAMAN from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'' is referred to in ALL CAPS.
** And another if, with in the next two sentences, the word [[CatchPhrase OUTRAGEOUS]] is used.
* Take a sip for every mention of [[Webcomic/GirlGenius Othar Tryggvassen]], GentlemanAdventurer!
** Drain the whole glass if GentlemanAdventurer is missing.
** Drain another glass if his last name is missing.
** Drain the bottle if it mentions his Twitter.
* Drain the glass every time a character (any character) is referred to as a MagnificentBastard (except on the MagnificentBastard page itself; that's already covered).
* Take a sip whenever a mention of any positive emotion/scene [[HoYay between]] Solid Snake and Otacon is {{pothole}}d into HoYay or [[HoYay/VideoGames Ho Yay Video Games Examples]].
* Take a sip for every mention of Creator/RobinWilliams.
* On that same idea, take a sip for every positive Jay Leno mention.
* Take a sip every time someone mentions JustForFun/CandleJack and then doesn't fi
** -nish their sentence. Incidentally, take another sip if somebody comes by later and finishes it.
** And another sip if someone cuts themselves off while saying Candle J- oh, you know.
** And down a six-pack if someone mentions him and ''does'' finish.
** And down a glass if someone does cut off, but for no apparent rea
*** Every time someone fit right? It is supposed to look like that: When you type Candlejack, you do not usually finish second sentence. If you do not finish the first sentence you are doing it wr
**** See, that's only one drink. Though you should probably drink another time if someone's able to go another line before abduction.
*** Take a shot everyime Candle Jack is [[PotHole pot holed]] to [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} Freakazo]]
**** Wait. That makes no sense JustForFun/CandleJack. Does it? Ugh......... [[CurseCutShort Those Fu-]]
* Yet another sip if a mention of a subversion includes some variant of the phrase "of all things".
* Take a sip if a character played by Creator/SummerGlau is mentioned.
** Take a whole shot if both [[Series/{{Firefly}} River Tam]] ''and'' [[Series/TheSarahConnorChronicles Cameron]] are mentioned in the same trope.
* Sip a beer every time you read "Obligatory ''Series/DoctorWho'' example."
** Take two sips if there isn't a ''Series/DoctorWho'' example and add one.
*** Take three sips every time one of these episodes is mentioned: "Midnight", "Journey's End", "Bad Wolf", "The Parting of the Ways", "Silence in the Library", "Forest of the Dead", "The Empty Child", "The Doctor Dances", "Planet of the Ood", "Evolution of the Daleks", "Blink", "The Time of Angels", "Flesh and Stone", "The Pandorica Opens", "The Big Bang", "The Eleventh Hour" and ''The Caves of Androzani''.
**** [[RunningGag Take four sips]] every time the example given is in one of the Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures novels.
*** Take three sips for every PotHole to MissingEpisode made within a Doctor Who example. If said example also mentions [[Recap.DoctorWhoS4E2TheTenthPlanet The Tenth Planet]], take two more.
**** Force someone else to take a drink if the two are mentioned in the same article, but they are not related to each other.
** Take a sip for every stricken-thru [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]]-given nickname occurring before the [=[[strike:Graveyard]] [[strike:Knacker's Yard]] [[strike: Brickyard]]=] Valeyard's name.
** Take two sips for one the Doctor did not actually use.
*** And a sip for [[LongList every one of]] [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 poor]] [[Film/SpaceMutiny Flight Commander Ryder's]] [[OverlyLongGag nicknames]]. Stop if you hit the end of your glass.
** Take a sip when anybody mentions how Badass Rory Williams, River Song and the Doctor are.
* And speaking of The Doctor, take a sip if someone mentions [[Series/StarTrekVoyager The Doctor]], and clarifies "(but not ''[[Series/DoctorWho that]]'' [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]])".
* Take a sip every time [Manga/MahouSenseiNegima Jack Rakan]] is mentioned.
** Take 2 sips if his name is potholed to CrazyAwesome.
** Take 3 sips if the nickname "That Damn Guy You Can Stab With Swords All You Like and It Won't Do a Thing, Damnit" is mentioned.
* Take a drink whenever a work of Creator/JossWhedon has more examples than any other show in a YMMV item.
* Take a sip whenever a character is mentioned in this manner: [[strike:FanNickname]] Real Name.
* Take a sip whenever [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]] is mentioned in the same sentence as HotBlooded, CoolShades, or BeyondTheImpossible.
** Take two sips whenever [[spoiler:his death]] isn't spoiler tagged.
* Chug a mug of British Ale whenever NorioWakamoto is referred to as [[Anime/CodeGeass Emperor]] Wakamoto.
** Chug twice if the sentence "'''ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!!'''" is mentioned near his name.
* Take a sip whenever [[Film/{{Scanners}} Darryl Revok]] is mentioned.
** Take another sip if YourHeadASplode is {{Pot Hole}}d or used in the same entry.
** Take another if it wasn't ManWithoutABody who added it.
* Take a swig every time ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' is mentioned and it ''isn't'' to talk about the late Creator/HeathLedger.
** Also take a swig every time the late Heath Ledger is mentioned and it ''isn't'' to talk about ''Film/TheDarkKnight''.
*** Take another if it's to talk about ''Film/BrokebackMountain''.
** Similiarly, take a sip whenever somebody says anything about ''Film/TheProposition'' that doesn't revolve around what a bastard Arthur Burns is.
* Drain the jug if [[TheLeagueOfGentlemen Papa Lazarou]] is mentioned and there is no reference whatever to NightmareFuel.
* Drain the jug when you come across a ''Warhammer 40,000'' example that feels competitively written, as though the person who added it was trying to prove that ''40K'' is the best thing ever.
** Drain another jug if the entry is linked to BlackAndGreyMorality, DarkerAndEdgier, WorldHalfEmpty, or UpToEleven.
*** Or EverythingTryingToKillYou, {{Troperrific}}, BeyondTheImpossible, InSpace, or [[{{BFG}} anything]] [[ChainsawGood related]] [[TankGoodness to]] [[KillItWithFire weapons]]. Drain another jug if it links to MoreDakka.
** If you agree that Warhammer 40,000 is the best thing ever, drain another jug, and then go play Warhammer 40,000. Be sure to video tape your drunk tabletop gaming exploits.
* Make yourself a White Russian and drink that every time ''Film/TheBigLebowski'' is mentioned or {{Pot Hole}}d.
* Take a sip everytime you encounter an entry that links to DarthWiki/WallBanger, and remove it because we don't want DarthWiki/WallBanger linked to outside DarthWiki. If it's a really bad one drink a whole damn bottle. Of absinthe. It dulls the pain.
* Take a sip everytime you see [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Big Boss's]] name potholed to either StupidSexyFlanders or EvenTheGuysWantHim, and a sip and a half if it's Solid Snake with the aforementioned Pot Hole.
** On a similar note, take a good slug every time you see [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth's]] name potholed to either DracoInLeatherPants or WhiteHairBlackHeart.
* Take a sip every time you see the name specifically spelled "Britney" and it's not referring to Mrs. Spears.
** Take a second sip if it's ''not'' a misspelling of "Brittany" or some other HollywoodSpelling of that name. Otherwise, let your inner GrammarNazi loose on the bugger and hit it one more time...
* Take a sip and whimper every time {{DAN GREEN}} is mentioned.
** Take a gulp if it's mentioned with ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''.
** The rest of the bottle if it's mentioned with [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Knuckles the Echidna]].
** Throw the bottle at your friends if it's with something else.
* Take a sip everytime [[spoiler: [[ItWasHisSled Jesus Dies]]]] is spoilered.
** The entire bottle if you didn't laugh.
*** Then, go read the [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funny]] pages. All of them. Because that truly shows that you don't have [[IncrediblyLamePun good taste]].
*** Take a sip every time a reference to YouSuck matches YouBastard better than its new title of ThisLoserIsYou, or if it doesn't fit at all.
* Take a sip every time a reference to Creator/MaggieGyllenhaal is tagged with Your Mileage May Vary. Take two if the reasoning (if given) is particularly mean-spirited.
* Take a sip every time a work by [[FanFic/YouGotHaruhiRolled superstarultra]] or [[KiwisByBeat Ryan Armand]] is mentioned.
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!!{{Badass}} (or Wannabe Badass) Edition:
* Take a drink whenever you feel like it. Excuses are for sissies!
*** derm (hic)* rite!1!!1
* Every time you take a drink, you gotta take a drink!
** And everytime you take a drink, you gotta take a drink!
*** *drool*

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!!Teetotaller's Edition:

* Play the game with the same rules above, only substitute alcohol for a beverage containing caffeine (or just plain water, if you're trying to stay away from ''that.'') Instead of trying to get drunk, see how long you can hold out without a [[PottyEmergency bathroom break.]]
** Oh so ''very'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication inadvisable.]]
** Alternately, use your preferred spicy food item.
*** Which also works as a G-Rated Version of StripPoker--[[TroperTales I speak from experience here.]]
** Or better yet, make yourself a nice, warm pot of poison hemlock.
*** Wimp. ''Real'' men use deadly nightshade berries.
** Or, if you enjoy pain, use lemon juice. Or just eat an entire bag of Shockers. Who needs excuses, [[PerfectlyCromulentWord anywhichway]]?
** Or, you can use soda or another sufficiently sucrose-filled beverage and try to get a sugar rush.

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!!{{Midna}}'s Unauthorized True-Story-Honest Edition:
* Down an entire bottle for each TakeThat that Midna has removed and then got put back in by some editor who actually ''likes'' SnarkBait running around bashing anything and everything.
* Take five sips for each time you read "fuck". Reading ClusterFBomb is not recommended.
** Nor, ironically, is reading PrecisionFStrike.
* Take a sip each time you see a ''Franchise/{{Disgaea}}'' example for anything.
* Take two sips every time Midna uses "This troper".
* Down half of your remaining * alcoholic beverage of choice* each time you find a link to PerverseSexualLust.
* Take three sips each time you find a picture of, example of, or quote of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Midna (the character)]].
* Down a bottle each time you find a reference to someone you harbor [[PerverseSexualLust PSL]] for.
** Down another if you weren't the one that put the reference in.

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!!GreatPikminFan's Edition

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Soft core examples ]]

* Take a sip when ''Literature/HouseOfLeaves'' is mentioned, yet "house" is ''not'' in blue. (the link does not count, it's [[color:navy:navy]]).
* Take a sip when you see an example of the pages this troper made:
** ''WesternAnimation/SquirrelBoy''
** ''DarthWiki/PowerupComics''
** ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''
** ''VideoGame/FfxRunner'' (you'll need some ''really'' bad luck with that one...)
** ''VideoGame/EdEddNEddyTheMisEdventures''
** ''FanFic/WilliamCountry'' (not as bad luck, but still...)
** or, ''DarthWiki/NightmareDoors''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Not too bad, yet not too good examples ]]


* Take a sip when ''[[color:blue:House]] [[Literature/HouseOfLeaves Of Leaves]]'' is mentioned, and the word "[[color:blue:house]]" is in blue (not recomended to take along with the first one listed, other wise it's "take a sip when ever ''[[color:blue:house]] of leaves'' is mentioned. Ever.)
* Take a sip when you see GreatPikminFan, or any pot holes to great pikmin fan.
* Take a drink if one '''minor''' character is an example of a trope by themselves.
* Take a sip if you see a link to a cut aricle.

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[[folder: Your liver will fail if you do more than one of these at a time examples ]]

* Take a drink every time the ''WesternAnimation/{{Ed Edd 'N Eddy|s Big Picture Show}}'' movie is mentioned, and a plot point, important or not, is spoiled. Like the "spoiler" that [[spoiler:nobody]] dies.
%%"ED, EDD N' EDDY" FANS READ THIS: DID MY "SPOILER" GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK? I'M SO EVIL...%%
* Take a sip when you find an EditWar.
** Take a sip if ''you'' are in an edit war (good luck with editing DarthWiki/WallBanger or DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck)
* Take a sip if someone links [[{{Squick}} to exampleless]] article ({{unwinnable}} doesn't count, every thing is covered by the sub-tropes.)
* Take a sip for every non-example you find.
** Take another one if it's from ''TheSimpsons'', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', or ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''.
* Take a sip if you see a red link. (Good luck with ListOfShowsThatNeedSummary or, while not as bad, DarthWiki/AllRedEntry.)
* Take a sip every time a page on the SugarWiki references its counterpart in DarthWiki or vice versa.
* Take a sip every time a Discworld example is mentioned as anything other than playing a trope straight.
* [[note]]NOT ADVISED WHILE READING THIS[[/note]]Kill yourself with alcohol overdose (or not...) when ever you read about [[spoiler:The Game]] or [[spoiler:[[{{Rugrats}} Drew Pickles]]]]. As for the later, seeing "Drew" is fine, as long as it isn't listed as an example of [[spoiler:rugrats]], and if [[spoiler:rugrats]] isn't spoiled. Or you don't read what show it is. if you see "[[PotHole Drew]]" and it ''is'' potholed, roll over it. if it links to [[spoiler: rugrats]], your screwed.

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!!Haseo Natsume's Edition

* Instead of drinking every time MysticalWaif is mentioned, look up to the heavens, pray for the blessing of the [[ArthurianLegend Grail]], [[ReligionIsMagic anoint yourself]] with the libation, in the manner you are accustomed to (Sign of the Cross if you're Catholic/Orthodox, for example,) while thinking of your favorite MysticalWaif, and finally [[Anime/CodeGeass order out for a pizza.]]
* When ArcWords are mentioned, take a sip, and then repeat the words, or if it is simply the trope itself mentioned, repeat the ones you like most.
* Take a sip of sacramental wine every time ChristianityIsCatholic is played straight.
* Drink half a glass of your favorite non-alcoholic beverage every time you see FrothyMugsOfWater.
* Do NOT drink if you see a top page quote by one of the most usual page quote sources, otherwise you'll be drinking all night and forget to play the game properly.

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!Work Link Ed.
* Every time you see an internal link to a work page, take a shot.
** Additional shot if it's an {{Anime}} or {{Manga}}.
*** Third shot if it's an [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs if it's an Anime based on a Manga]].
** Additional shot if it's {{Disney}}.
*** Substitute 2 shots for one glass if it has letters "N" or "M" in the title('''M'''ula'''n''', Beauty a'''n'''d the Beast, etc.)
**** Drain the bottle if you can't tell if there are N's or M's.
** Take another shot if it's any {{Batman}} media.
*** Third shot for TheDarkKnightSaga.
** Take another shot if it's a Webcomic.
*** Drain the bottle if it's Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}.
*** Take another shot if it's Webcomic/ElGoonishShive.
** Take another shot if it's Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures.
*** 2 shots and a glass if it's Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}.
*** Do not drink for any other work by Andrew Hussie.
** 'Nother shot for Live-Action TV.
*** Third shot for DoctorWho.
*** Replace current beverage with moonshine when you see any {{Buffyverse}} work.(Only for the truly daring!)
** Take another shot for Western Animation.
*** Glass instead if it's MyLittlePonyFriendShipIsMagic.
** Take another shot if it's a Video Game.
*** Take yet another shot if the game was used for a gag in PennyArcade.
*** Take another shot if it's any ShinMegamiTensei game.
**** Down the glass if that particular game has an EarWorm in it's soundtrack. Then, take one shot for each catchy tune you find. God forbid you find ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''...

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!EntryPimp edition
* take a sip - a ''small'' sip - whenever a TropeOverdosed work is referenced. (Warning: this may require a '''lot''' of alcohol.)
** Take two if the entry doesn't actually fit the trope.

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!The TV Tropes Ultimate Drinking Challenge and Variations Of ([[OnlyIdiotsMayPass For Professional Drunkards Only]])
* If you've completed ''all'' the previous challenges up to this point without passing out in a pool of vomit, try the Ultimate TV Tropes Drinking Challenge ([[TradeSnark TM]]): Take a sip for every internal link you see. Yes, '''''EVERY''''' link, including the sidebar menu on the left and the Indexes at the bottom of the page. Afterwords, follow some of those links to their pages. Lather, rinse, repeat.
** For a ridiculous off-the-wall challenge, include red links and external links.
** If you are still conscious at this point, switch out the "sips" for "shots of brandy."
*** NOTE: There may not be enough brandy in the world to complete the above challenge. If you run out a brandy, any form of alcohol will do. If you must, use hand sanitizer. It's not like you have your health to worry about, right?
** If you haven't died of alcohol poisoning from the above challenges yet, you haven't followed any of the links. If you claim you have, you are probably either lying or not on TV Tropes. Or any other wiki, for that matter.
* For those with a scroll wheel on their mouse, go for a 2-hour browsing session of TV Tropes where you are encouraged to ''open'' new tabs, but you are ''not allowed to close them.'' After the session, drink a bottle of your choice for every tab that you've opened.
* [[LoopholeAbuse And for those who thing you've sidestepped the "tab rule,"]] [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything we've got you covered.]] [[NoteToSelf Look at your reading list.]] [[DeathByPragmatism Take two shots for every trope page listed there.]] [[TropeOverdosed If your entire reading list is nothing but tvtropes pages]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill add a x2 multiplier.]] [[AllBlueEntry Add another x2 multiplier for every All Blue Entry.]] [[HandWave Just Because.]]
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... INeedAFreakingDrink...
* Finish off any drinks on hand if you entered the page thinking/saying something like this.
** Then take an Advil and a glass or two of water if you're not sober yet. Trust me, you need that water.

[-TheWikiWitchOfTheWeb: '''[after an ArchiveBinge just to play the Drinking Game]''' *hic* [[UnusualEuphemism Wiggy Spam Spam!]]-]

* Take a glassful if the code still has [==] at the bottom of the page.
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