* When someone remarks that a phenomenon is "like nothing we have seen before" or "unlike anything Starfleet has encountered" or "I've never seen anything like it before," take a drink.
** If it is in fact very similar to something already shown in Star Trek, drain your glass.
*** The above entries apply to the entire franchise.
* Every time the ''Enterprise'' is "the only ship in the sector", take a drink.
** Every time it's the only ship in the ''quadrant'', drain your glass.
* Every time Captain Kirk flirts with someone, take a drink.
** If Kirk is flirting because he needs something and/or sex pollen, take two.
** If that person is Spock, drain your glass.
** Please note: this would probably result in fatal alcohol poisoning.
* Every time [=McCoy=] declares that ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder, take a drink.
** If he still does the non-medical thing in question, take two drinks.
* Every time [=McCoy=] and Spock argue, take a drink.
* Every time Kirk says, "And that's an order!", take a drink.
* Every time [=McCoy=] says, "By God, Jim!", take a drink.
* Every time [=McCoy=] has an InsultBackfire on Spock, drain your glass.
** If Spock has an InsultBackfire on [=McCoy=], drain your glass, refill, and drain that.
* Every time Kirk's shirt gets torn, take a drink.
** Every time Kirk goes shirtless, drain your glass.
* Every time Uhura says, "Hailing frequencies open, Captain!", take a drink.
** Every time Uhura says something other than this, take two.
** Every time Uhura is actually relevant to the plot, drain your glass.
* Every time a {{Redshirt}} is killed, take a drink.
** If he's killed before the opening credits, take two drinks.
** If he's actually a Blueshirt or a Goldshirt, take two drinks.
** If it's a woman (Redskirt), drain your glass.
* Every time Spock claims something is illogical or fascinating, take a drink.
* Every time someone does a TitleDrop, take a drink.
** If you're watching "Spock's Brain," limit yourself to a sip of water for each time. Unless you want to see which will explode first--your liver or your bladder.
* Every time [=McCoy=] says "He's dead, Jim," take a drink.