* Every time the ''Enterprise'' is "the only ship in the sector", take a drink.
** Every time it's the only ship in the ''quadrant'', drain your glass.
* Every time Captain Kirk flirts with someone, take a drink.
** If Kirk is flirting because he needs something and/or sex pollen, take two.
** If that person is Spock, drain your glass.
** Please note: this would probably result in fatal alcohol poisoning.
* Every time [=McCoy=] declares that ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder, take a drink.
* Every time [=McCoy=] and Spock argue, take a drink.
* Every time Kirk says, "And that's an order!", take a drink.
* Every time [=McCoy=] says, "By God, Jim!", take a drink.
* Every time [=McCoy=] has an InsultBackfire on Spock, drain your glass.
* Every time Kirk's shirt gets torn, take a drink.
** Every time Kirk goes shirtless, drain your glass.
* Every time Uhura says, "Hailing frequencies open, Captain!", take a drink.
** Every time Uhura says something other than this, take two.
** Every time Uhura is actually relevant to the plot, drain your glass.
* Every time a redshirt is killed, take a drink.
* Every time Spock claims something is illogical or fascinating, take a drink.