DrinkingGame for [[SpongeBob SpongeBob SquarePants]]. '''''Warning: You will get very drunk.'''''
* When Mr. Krabs says "money money money," drink.
* When Squidward [[ButtMonkey gets injured]], drink.
** Are you trying to give us all cirrhosis?
* Whenever Patrick eats something, drink.
* Whenever Patrick does something stupid, drink.
* Whenever Squidward yells at Spongebob and/or Patrick, drink. Have an ambulance on standby.
* Whenever SpongeBob laughs, drink.
* Whenever Patrick says "Uhhhh", drink
* Whenever a character is skinned alive, take a sip.
* When Plankton's scheme fails, take a drink.
* When SpongeBob crashes a boat at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, take a drink.
* Take a drink every time Gary meows.
* Take a drink when Squidward badly plays his clarinet.
* Take a drink every time you hear, "MY LEG!"
* If Mr. Krabs gives up his money, finish your drink.
* Whenever you see a handlebar mustache, drink.
* Whenever something bad happens to Sandy, take a big drink. You'll need it.
* If Patchy the Pirate shows up, take a drink.
* Whenever SpongeBob cries, take a drink.
** If a character other than SpongeBob cries, take two drinks.
* If you see the name "Aaron Springer" after a title card of an episode, take a drink. Trust us, you'll need it.
* If you see "Casey Alexander", "Zeus Cervas", or both after a title card, take a drink. You'll need it.
* If something good happens to Squidward, finish your drink, because you'll rarely see it.