DrinkingGame for ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''. '''''Warning: You will get very drunk.'''''
* When Mr. Krabs says "money money money," drink.
** Better yet, finish a whole bottle if he ''isn't'' greedy during a scene.
*** Down a whole kegger if he appears in an episode and isn't greedy at any point.
* When Squidward [[ButtMonkey gets injured]], drink.
* Whenever Patrick eats something, drink.
* Whenever Patrick does something stupid, drink.
* Whenever Squidward yells at [=SpongeBob=] and/or Patrick, drink. Have an ambulance on standby, and make sure not to watch "Good Neighbors" while doing so.
* Whenever [=SpongeBob=] laughs, drink.
* Whenever Patrick says "Uhhhh", drink.
** Drink steadily during the OverlyLongGag of this in "The Krusty Krab Training Video". Stick to the lightest beers you can find if you value your life.
* Whenever Patrick gives bad advice, take a drink.
* Whenever a character is skinned alive, take a sip.
* When Plankton's scheme fails, take a drink.
* When [=SpongeBob=] crashes a boat at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, take a drink.
* Take a drink every time Gary meows.
** Time to 1-up it... do this challenge while watching the episode "Treats!". [[SarcasmMode Nothing bad will happen at all.]]
* Take a drink when Squidward badly plays his clarinet.
* Take a drink every time you hear, "MY LEG!" Good luck watching "My Leg!".
** Take a drink if you hear someone say "MY EYES!" or "MY [body part]!"
* If Mr. Krabs gives up his money, finish your drink.
* Whenever you see a handlebar mustache, drink.
* Whenever something bad happens to Sandy, take a big drink. You'll need it.
* If Patchy the Pirate shows up, take a drink.
* Whenever [=SpongeBob=] cries, take a drink.
** If a character other than [=SpongeBob=] cries, take two drinks.
* Whenever someone is arrested, take a drink. Two if it's for [[FelonyMisdemeanor littering]]. If you are watching the episode "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful," then good luck.
* If something good happens to Squidward, finish your drink.
* If the episode has Squilliam Fancyson in it, drink whenever someone mentions his unibrow. Finish your drink if he brags about it.
* Joked about by PieGuyRulz, whenever you see a pulsating vein in Season 6, drink.
* Drink whenever getting through an episode without laughing or being disturbed
* Whenever [=SpongeBob=] and Sandy do karate, take a drink.
* If [=SpongeBob=]'s brain is shown, take a drink. Hope you are not watching the "Whirly Brains" episode while doing this.
* If a character other than [=SpongeBob=] is voiced by Tom Kenny, take a drink.
** Finish your drink if you're watching the episode "Karate Choppers", since the hot sauce drop has his face.
* If you're watching a Season 1 episode, where they used cel animation, take a big drink.
* If an episode features a MediumShiftGag, drink.
* Take a drink if Patrick comes up with something smart (or says something smart).
** Have fun watching the episode "Patrick Smartpants"
* Take a drink anytime customers walk out of the Krusty Krab due to bad service.
** Take two if they say they're going to the Chum Bucket.
* If you're watching "Squid's Day Off", drink every time Squidward arrives at the Krusty Krab to check on [=SpongeBob=]
** Also take a drink whenever [=SpongeBob=] asks Squidward if he has finished the errands
* If you're watching "Chocolate With Nuts", drink every time Tom yells "CHOCOLATE!!!!"
* And since here at Wiki/TVTropes, we really want you to die from alcohol poisoning, drink everytime you laugh at an episode. Drink 2 shots if you laugh at a newer episode, and down a whole bottle if your beverage of choice comes out your nose.
* If you're watching a modern episode, take a drink whenever a character's facial expressions are exaggerated.