* Take a drink every time someone says "OHHHHHH!" or any variant thereof.
** Take another drink if it's not Mordecai or Rigby that says it.
*** What are you both trying to do, kill us all?
** Take a drink every time someone says "Dude."
* Take a drink every time Muscle Man says "My Mom!"
* Take a drink every time Benson yells at someone.
** Take another drink if he turns red in the process.
** Take a drink if he manages to turn red without yelling in the process.
* Take a drink every time Benson threatens to fire someone.
** Two drinks if it's Mordecai and/or Rigby.
*** Three drinks if he actually fires someone. Four if it's not Mordecai and/or Rigby
** A special case: Down your entire glass each time you see the very end of ''Best Boss In The World''. Why? [[spoiler:Because Benson threatens to fire ''all of his employees''. Not just including Muscle Man & High Five Ghost, but also Skips, Thomas, and even ''Pops''!]] Remember back in ''Think Positive'', where he was going to do the same thing to him? Take that in with your drink.
** Concluding this, take a drink if a person he fired gets rehired by the end of the episode.
* Take a drink every time Rigby screams.
** Take another drink if it's something legible (Ex: "SHUT UP!" or "STOP TALKING!")
* Take a drink every time a reference is made to a person or event from a previous episode.
* Take a drink every time you hear Skips say, "I've seen this before."
* Take a drink every time Pops offers a lollipop as money.
* Take a shot when Pops says, "Good show!", or some variation.
* Take a shot for every '70s, '80s or '90s song featured in the show.
* Take a shot every time Mordecai punches Rigby for something stupid, {{Jerkass}}, or [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar dirty]].
** Take a shot every time Rigby punches Mordecai [[NoSell and Mordecai completely ignores it.]]
** Down your drink if Rigby actually succeeds in hurting Mordecai.
* Take a shot every time Eileen says or does something [[{{Adorkable}} awkward]].
* Take a shot for every [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar radar-dodging]] gag or moment you see. ''Please have your ambulance on speed dial.''
* Take a shot every time Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost high-five.
** Take three shots if High-Five Ghost says more than one line in the episode.
* Take a shot if the villain of the episode dies. Take two shots if the villain lives. Down your drink if anyone in the park becomes friends with them.
* Take a shot if Muscle Man and Starla start making out.
** Take an additional drink for every 5 seconds they're shown making out.