* Take a drink every time someone says "OHHHHHH!" or any variant thereof.
** Take another drink if it's not Mordecai or Rigby that says it.
** Take a drink every time someone says "Dude."
* Take a drink every time Muscle Man says "My Mom!"
** Try and survive the end of the Sugar Rush episode.
* Take a shot if the cart is destroyed.
** Take two shots if Mordecai and/or Rigby destroyed it.
*** Take three shots if someone other Mordecai and/or Rigby destroys it.
* Take a drink every time Benson yells at someone.
** Take another drink if he turns red in the process.
** Take a drink if he manages to turn red without yelling in the process.
** Finish your drink if Benson ''doesn't'' turn red in an episode.
* Take a drink every time Benson threatens to fire someone.
** Two drinks if it's someone other than Mordecai and/or Rigby.
*** Three drinks if he actually fires someone. Four if it's not Mordecai and/or Rigby
** A special case: Down your entire glass each time you see the very end of "Best Boss in the World". Why? [[spoiler:Because Benson threatens to fire ''all of his employees''. Not just including Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost, but also Skips, Thomas, and even ''Pops''!]] Remember back in "Think Positive", where he was going to do the same thing to him? Take that in with your drink.
** Concluding this, take a drink if a person he fired gets rehired by the end of the episode.
* Take a shot when a side character dies. You're gonna get alcohol poisoning.
** Take another shot if their death results in a massive explosion.
* Take a drink every time Rigby screams.
** Take another drink if it's something intelligible (Ex: "SHUT UP!" or "STOP TALKING!")
* Take a drink every time a reference is made to a person or event from a previous episode.
* Take a drink every time you hear Skips say, "I've seen this before."
* Take a drink every time Pops offers a lollipop as money.
* Take a shot when Pops says, "Good show!", or some variation.
** You are going to get alcohol poisoning on the Sugar Rush episode.
* Take a shot for every '70s, '80s or '90s song featured in the show.
* Take a shot every time Mordecai punches Rigby for something stupid, {{Jerkass}}, or dirty.
** Take a shot every time Rigby punches Mordecai [[NoSell and Mordecai completely ignores it.]]
** Down your drink if Rigby actually succeeds in hurting Mordecai.
** Try to stay alive if you're watching the Jinx episode.
* Take a shot every time Eileen says or does something awkward.
* Take a shot every time Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost high-five.
** Take three shots if High-Five Ghost says more than one line in the episode.
* Take a shot if the villain of the episode dies. Take two shots if the villain lives. Down your drink if anyone in the park becomes friends with them.
* Take a shot if Muscle Man and Starla start making out.
** Take an additional drink for every 5 seconds they're shown making out.
* Take a shot if Mordecai and Rigby say something in unison.
** Reduce to half a shot if it's "OHHHHHH!" (for safety reasons)
* Take a drink whenever Mr. Maellard blames Benson for any problem that occurs in the park.
* Take a drink whenever someone gets pranked.
** Take another drink if Muscle Man is the one pranking.
*** Take a shot if Muscle Man is the victim of a prank and doesn't take the prank lightly.
*** Take two shots if Muscle Man tries to attack whoever pranked him.
* Take a drink whenever Muscle Man squeals.
* Take a drink whenever Muscle Man says "oh no, bro!"
* Take a drink whenever someone goes to Skips for help.
** Take a shot if it's Mordecai or Rigby.
** Take two shots if the advice Skips gives the person turns out to be false.
** Take a shot every time a character decides to ignore Skips' advice or warning.
* Take a drink when the park gang angrily yells Thomas' name towards him
* Take a drink when an episode features or has a cameo of The Guardians Of Eternal Youth.
** Take another one if Gary is with them.
* Take a drink when Mordecai or Rigby ask to borrow a car or vehicle from someone.
** Take two if they trashed the car.
* Take a shot every time Rigby screws something up.
* Take a shot for every nonverbal montage of events with music in the background.
* Take a shot every time Muscle Man is seen without his shirt on.
** Take another shot if Muscle Man is twirling his shirt in the air.
* Take a shot every time Skips ''doesn't'' skip while he's moving.
** Down an entire glass for the episode Skips' Story.