While robbing a bank or anything in the game is cool, try not to get too plastered in the game when the following happens as you are robbing for millions:

Note: Videogame/PAYDAY2 now has [[DrinkingGame/PAYDAY2 its own page]].

* Every time you level up, drink.
* Whenever one of the robbers shout "IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING/FUCKING [Insert special unit here]!" you drink.
* Take a sip every time you go down.
** Take two sips if you are taken into custody.
*** Take three sips if you are exchanged back into the game.
*** If the entire time gets wiped, everyone must finish their drinks.
* Take a drink if you're downed and a teammate is also downed [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper trying to help you up]].
* Take a sip for every two or more cops you kill with a grenade launcher/trip mine blast.
* Take a drink for every civilian you kill.
* Take a drink every time a Cloaker instantly downs you.
** Take a drink if you get downed by a Taser.
*** Take a big gulp if you are downed by a Bulldozer. Not recommended on higher difficulty levels where Bulldozers tend to spawn in frequently (sometimes up to 4 at once)!
*** [[INeedAFreakingDrink Chug the bottle]] if a single special unit somehow inflicts a TotalPartyKill.
* Every time a male civilian screams [[BigOMG OH MY GOD]], take a sip.
** Every time a female civilian shrieks, take a sip.
*** [[ScreamingWoman ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US]]?!
* In the Panic Room heist, every time Alex nags you to clear the roof, take a sip.
* In Diamond Heist, if you get spotted by the guards, take a sip.
** If the codes do not work, take a sip.
** If Mr. Garnet refuses to give you the codes, take a sip when the CFO is booted out of the chopper.
** If Ralph has to be used to get the codes, take a sip if the wait time for the vault is 30 seconds, two sips for 1 minute, or three sips for 3 minutes.
* Take a sip every time a saw or drill or code-breaker jams and has to be reset.
* Take a sip every time a smoke bomb gets tossed at you.