DontTryThisAtHome...you've been warned.

Take a shot when...

* Someone slips on a BananaPeel discarded by Hikaru and Kaoru.
* A joke is made based on Japanese wordplay.
** Take two shots if you don't need TranslatorMicrobes to get the joke.
* Tamaki refers to himself as "Dad" and/or Kyouya as "Mom"
* Someone mistakes [[OlderThanTheyLook Honey-sempai]] for a little kid.
* The twins play up their {{Twincest}} schtick.
** Take two for those situations where you're not sure whether they're just acting or not.
* Tamaki goes into an CornerOfWoe and/or experiences ColorFailure.
* Renge appears on her "high-powered motor".
* Someone mistakes Haruhi for a boy.
* Kyouya fiddles with his glasses.
* Kyouya has his laptop and/or calculator.
* Tamaki hits on a girl.
** Two if it's Haruhi.
* The pink clock is seen.
* The Host Club throws a theme party.
* Take a drink if someone drinks "Commoner's Coffee"
** Take two [[UpperClassTwit the Host Club members]] [[MundaneLuxury get fascinated by]] and/or [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense don't understand]] a mundane thing.
* Someone mixes upHikaru and Kaoru .
* Honey-sempai's {{Badass}} side comes out.
* Haruhi's dad makes an appearance.
* BishieSparkle.
** For added drunkenness, two if it's Tamaki.
* The Host Club wears costumes but it's ''not'' a theme party
* Honey-sempai ''isn't'' holding Usa-chan.
* Tamaki does a FaceFault.