Tropers/{{manwithoutabody}} came up with two drinking games for the legendary badfic ''FanFic/MyInnerLife'' while doing a DramaticReading. The easier of the two is the plot points version:
* Whenever there's [[PornWithoutPlot a sex scene]], you drink.
* Whenever there's a CostumePorn scene, you drink.
* Whenever you come across an unnecessary Triforce symbol, you drink.
* Whenever [[MarySue Jenna]] [[DeusExMachina develops a new power]] [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands at exactly the right moment]], you drink.
* Whenever a plot point is introduced, then wrapped up within the same chapter, you drink.
* Whenever a canon character's name is misspelled (particularly Ganondorf), you drink.
* Whenever there's a blatant contradiction of [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] canon, you drink.
* Whenever a character makes some sort of personal sacrifice just for the benefit of Link and Jenna's relationship, you drink.
* Whenever someone [[SomewhereAnEquestrianIsCrying boots the horses in the legs]], you drink.
* Whenever Dalamar tells them to "[[CatchPhrase Hurry up! We must make]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin hast]]!", you drink.
* Whenever the word "dead" or "cold" is used in an illogical context, you drink.
* Whenever Jenna cries tears of either joy or sorrow.

But if you really hate your liver, there's the "key words" version:
* Whenever you see the phrase "sheer ecstasy" or "heavenly naked body," drink.
* When she uses [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "threw" instead of "through" or "minuet" instead of "minute,"]] drink.
* Whenever someone's eyes "grow big as saucers" or "widen in shock," drink.
* Whenever someone's face goes "white as a sheet," drink.
* Whenever "so" is spelled with two o's, drink.
* Whenever someone says, "[[OhMyGods Oh my goddesses!]]", drink.
* If a line of dialogue is "sneered," you drink. If it's "said," drain the whole cup.
* Whenever there's a reference to Link's eyes, drink.
* Every [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow reference to tigers in a sexual capacity]], you drink.

Tropers/{{Rytex}} would like to make a contribution.
* Every time it is stated or implied that Jenna is given something that a non-Hylian would never have (e.g. The Ocarina of Time, a position in the Royal Family, etc.), take a shot. Drain the cup if if Link used to own it.

Tropers/{{Fofa}} has an idea.
* Every time Link Jr doesn't act like a baby his age (or at all), take a shot. If you're at the point where he's doing math at four months, drain the cup.

Tropers/{{magmablock}} would also like to contribute.
* Every time Link calls Jenna "love" (or vice versa), take a shot. You'll probably get alcohol poisoning by this one alone, so proceed with caution.
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