Tropers/{{manwithoutabody}} came up with two drinking games for the legendary badfic ''FanFic/MyInnerLife'' while doing a DramaticReading. The easier of the two is the plot points version:
* Whenever there's [[PornWithoutPlot a sex scene]], you drink.
* Whenever there's a CostumePorn scene, you drink.
* Whenever you come across an unnecessary Triforce symbol, you drink.
* Whenever [[MarySue Jenna]] [[DeusExMachina develops a new power]] [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands at exactly the right moment]], you drink.
* Whenever a plot point is introduced, then wrapped up within the same chapter, you drink.
* Whenever a canon character's name is misspelled (particularly Ganondorf), you drink.
* Whenever there's a blatant contradiction of [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] canon, you drink.
* Whenever a character makes some sort of personal sacrifice just for the benefit of Link and Jenna's relationship, you drink.
* Whenever someone [[SomewhereAnEquestrianIsCrying boots the horses in the legs]], you drink.
* Whenever Dalamar tells them to "[[CatchPhrase Hurry up! We must make]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin hast]]!", you drink.
* Whenever the word "dead" or "cold" is used in an illogical context, you drink.
* Whenever Jenna cries tears of either joy or sorrow.

But if you really hate your liver, there's the "key words" version:
* Whenever you see the phrase "sheer ecstasy" or "heavenly naked body," drink.
* When she uses [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "threw" instead of "through" or "minuet" instead of "minute,"]] drink.
* Whenever someone's eyes "grow big as saucers" or "widen in shock," drink.
* Whenever someone's face goes "white as a sheet," drink.
* Whenever "so" is spelled with two o's, drink.
* Whenever someone says, "[[OhMyGods Oh my goddesses!]]", drink.
* If a line of dialogue is "sneered," you drink. If it's "said," drain the whole cup.
* Whenever there's a reference to Link's eyes, drink.
* Every [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow reference to tigers in a sexual capacity]], you drink.
* Every time "shower of sparks" is used during a battle.
* Whenever a character actually says "sigh".

Tropers/{{Rytex}} would like to make a contribution.
* Every time it is stated or implied that Jenna is given something that a non-Hylian would never have (e.g. The Ocarina of Time, a position in the Royal Family, etc.), take a shot. Drain the cup if if Link used to own it.

Tropers/{{Fofa}} has an idea.
* Every time Link Jr doesn't act like a baby his age (or at all), take a shot. If you're at the point where he's doing math at four months, drain the cup.

Tropers/{{magmablock}} would also like to contribute.
* Every time Link calls Jenna "love" (or vice versa), take a shot. You'll probably get alcohol poisoning by this one alone, so proceed with caution.

Tropers/{{whippersnapper}} has two more ideas.
* Every time Hero of Time is in quotes, drink.
* Every time Jenna refers to Princess Zelda as some variation of her "good friend," drink.

Tropers/{{mrpanda}} would like to contribute.
* Every time the author [[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma misuses quotation marks]], take a shot (e.g. "Nice to meet you Mistress Jenna. You are as beautiful as a winter rose" [Link] said [...] is instead written as "Nice to meet you Mistress Jenna" "You are as beautiful as a winter rose"). This will probably get you killed from alcohol poisoning, so use caution.
* Every time someone tends to Link's and Jenna's horses, take a shot.
* Every time there's a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment redundant statement]], take a shot.
* Because drinking whenever there's a [[PornWithoutPlot sex scene]] isn't enough, take a shot every time there's a euphemism for Jenna's vagina and/or Link's penis (e.g. "my mound", "my flower", "his nutsack", etc.).
** Take a shot every time Jenna "gushes" during her orgasm.
** Take a shot every time Link is able to have sex again immediately after achieving his orgasm.
** Take a shot every time Jenna digs her nails into Link's back.
** Drain the bottle if they have sex while Jenna is still pregnant.