With any luck, by the time you're through these you'll have developed Pickles-level tolerance to alcohol. Or, it'll be time for a liver transplant. Either way, stay away from the tequila.

!! The Show
Take a drink when...
* ...Someone dies or is injured.
** Take two drinks if it's ''deliberately'' instigated by Dethklok's special effects.
** Take an extra drink when it's [[IdenticalStranger that one character design]] [[TheyKilledKennyAgain that gets killed all the time]].
* ...Murderface mentions piss.
** Take two drinks if he [[ExcrementStatement pees on something inappropriate]].
* ...Crozier suggests killing Dethklok.
* ...Ravenwood describes a prophetic vision.
** ...and take another if it proves false.
* ...Offdensen gets in a fight.
* ...Someone [[VomitIndiscretionShot pukes]].
* ...Someone says "brutal".
* ...Murderface goes into a [[ClusterFBomb profanity-riddled tirade]].
* ...Nathan screams.
* ...Pickles says "douchebag".
* ...Toki sings a song.
** Take two if it's a different character.
* ...Dr. Rockso mentions cocaine.
* ...Something/someone Toki loves dies.
* ...Toki mentions/interacts with a cute animal.
* ...Skwisgaar disparages Toki's guitar playing.
* ...Skwisgaar silently practices guitar while the band is having a conversation.
* ...The Tribunal presenter of the day has more than five syllables in his name.
* ...There's a [[SoundEffectBleep guitar bleep]].
* ...Murderface has his pants down/off.
* ...There's [[NippleAndDimed tits]].
* ...Someone says "dildo" or "jack-off".
* ...Skwisgaar [[{{Malaproper}} mangles a word]].
* ...Skwisgaar or Toki call Pickles "Pickle".

!! The Music
Take a drink when...
* ...Nathan uses the word "death"/"die"/"murder"/"kill".
* ...Nathan swears.
** Good luck getting through "Face Fisted".
* ...The rhythm guitars harmonize.
* ...A non-doubled guitar harmonizes with the rhythm guitar line.
* ...More than four guitars play at once (count doubled guitar lines as one guitar).
* ...A lead line is doubled.
* ...There's clean vocals.
* ...There's a reverse-cymbal sound effect.
* ...A song leaves out or significantly changes a part that was in the episode version.
* ...A song is significantly slower than the episode version.
* ...A song enters an [[UncommonTime odd time signature]].
* ...A song's length is within a few seconds of 4:20.
* ...The drums play blast beats.
* ...A song has two different guitar solos.
* ...A song is in a tuning other than C.
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