''Welcome to the bar! Drinks spawn in thirty seconds!''

Lobbies
* Drink any time somebody insta-locks.
* Drink any time somebody queue-dodges.
* Drink any time your team starts fighting fiercely [[ThisIsGonnaSuck before the match even starts]].
* Drink any time someone says he's going to use a champion outside of that champ's established meta (e.g. Jax, a jungler/top laner, going mid)
** Finish your drink if said player ends up [[CrazyEnoughToWork kicking ass and/or carrying the game]].
* Drink any time somebody declares they're going to [[TheLoonie play a champion in a way that doesn't even remotely make sense]] (e.g. AP Garen, AD Karthus, AS/Crit Soraka, AP Draven, etc.)
** Finish your drink if said player ends up [[CrazyEnoughToWork kicking ass and/or carrying the game]]. Again.
* Drain the bottle any time someone says " or I feed/afk."
** Drain another bottle if they end up getting that role... [[EpicFail and then feeding/going AFK anyway.]]
* If it's Draft Mode, take a shot if a lower pick calls a role then picks another one [[{{Troll}} to piss people off]].
** Take another shot if this completely messes up your team comp. or plan. One more if you've already locked in.

General
* Take one sip every time you recall.
* Take a drink every time you die.
** Take another for each ally killed by who/whatever you were fighting.
** Take another if you somehow get a kill from beyond the grave.
* Take a shot whenever a player is executed (killed by minion/monster/structure). Have a victory drink if you manage to deny the enemy team gold this way.
* Take a drink every time you finish an item. Finish the glass once you reach your full build.
* Drink in shame if you buy the wrong thing in the store. Drink even more if you bought another item after the wrong one so you couldn't use the undo button to reverse it.
** Or if you completely waste your ultimate.
* Take a drink after a team fight for each unique phrase other than "You have slain an enemy" you caused the announcer to say (Double/Triple/Quadrakill, Legendary, Shut Down)
** Finish your glass if you get a Pentakill!
* Take a drink every time someone threatens to report another player.
** Take two if their reasoning is "because they're a n00b!"
** Take two if [[{{Hypocrite}} they themselves are being toxic enough to warrant their own report]].
* Down a shot every time you feel like yelling "StopHelpingMe" at your Jarvan/Anivia/Janna/Alistar/etc.
* Take a drink every time you run out of mana or energy at a really inopportune moment.
* Take a shot every time you fail-Flash a wall and it cost you your life.
** On the other hand, drink and laugh as you make your getaway if your opponent wasted their Flash or similar spell actually getting through the wall.
* Take a shot each time you completely miss a skillshot on your intended target but [[IMeantToDoThat hit someone behind him/her out of pure dumb luck.]] Take another if it finishes them off.
* Finish your drink and HeadDesk if an ally is AFK for the entire match. Feel free to drink some more if he reconnects much later and dies over and over trying to engage level 12+ enemies when he's level one.
* Take a shot every time you accidentally KillSteal.
** Take another if you're a support or tank and a carry really needed it.
** Take two if the person yells at you for it and doesn't believe it was accidental.
* Take a drink and FacePalm when someone on your time tries to imitate a famous player's crazy playstyle or unconventional build and fails miserably at it.
* Take a shot whenever you try to help a team mate get a jungle buff and end up stealing it instead.
* Chug your drink whenever your champion is channelling an ability for more than one second. If you're feeling hardcore, do this for recalls as well.
* Take a drink for each time you pull off a daring escape when your team [[LeftForDead gave up on you]].
** Two if it's unconventional (eg. Quinn's backflip, enemy knockback sends you to safety, Baron or Vilemaw disables your pursuers...)
** Finish your drink if you manage to just walk out without using your abilities.
* Take a drink whenever you land a blind skillshot (into the fog of war) to score or secure a kill.
** Two if it's at max range
*** Three if it's global, or extremely long range (like a Lux, Ashe or Jinx ultimate).
* Finish your glass whenever a knockback or movement effect causes you to land a gap-closer or pull (such as Ammumu's bandages or Blitzcrank's hook) from ''BEYOND'' its max range.
** Downgrade this to just a single drink if a Thresh is on your team and you used his lantern, otherwise liver failure is guaranteed.
* Take a drink for each crowd control in an unbroken chain. Examples include juggling with knockup without letting your opponent touch the ground, or chaining stuns so the opponent gets ''no'' control in between the abilities connecting.

Summoner's Rift
* Take a drink every time a tower goes down,
** And two for an inhibitor.
* Take two drinks if your team takes Dragon,
** And finish your glass for Baron Nashor.
*** Finish two glasses should you steal Dragon with a blind skillshot. Finish three should you do so on Baron Nashor.

Twisted Treeline
The same as summoner's rift, but:
* Replace Baron Nashor with Vilemaw.
* Take another two drinks for a triple kill.
* Drink every time you control both altars.

Crystal Scar
* Take a celebratory shot every time you manage to control all 5 points.
** Conversely take a shot of shame if the enemy controls all of them simultaneously.
* Chug while you are capturing.
* Take a drink and snicker to yourself every time you cap a point by yourself completely uncontested (likely through sneaking behind enemy lines and ninja-ing an unguarded point).

The Howling Abyss
* Take a drink every time someone feeds a [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Poro]].
** Drain the bottle if all ten players feed the poro, and then laugh at what happens to the poor creature.
* Take a drink every time you accidentally take a health pack from a teammate that needed it more than you.
** Down a shot if you go for a health pack and a [[SchmuckBait pre-placed trap or an enemy skillshot kills you right afterwards]].
* Take a drink every time you are the only survivor limping away from an all-out brawl gone wrong. Take another if [[HopeSpot someone's ultimate finishes you off as you go to find some health.]]

Role Specific
* As a marksman, take a drink every time you die because you got ganged-up on and everyone was too distracted to help you out.
** Finish your glass in satisfaction if you've had enough of that and [[{{Badass}} just kill everyone coming after you without help]].
** Take a drink and FacePalm if your team decides to engage a 4v5 fight without you and wonders why they're missing a lot of damage output.
** Take a drink if your team demands to know why you aren't carrying them yet at [[MagikarpPower 10 minutes into the game]] (i.e. before you can buy major items).
* As a support, take a long, hard drink if you're [[CloudCuckoolandersMinder babysitting an idiot ADC]] that's [[LeeroyJenkins way too gung-ho]] [[TooDumbToLive for his own good]].
** Take a shot every time you fail-ward (i.e. try to place a ward in a brush then it ends up *just* outside it).
** Take a shot for every enemy ward you destroy with a Vision Ward or Oracle's Elixir.
** Take a shot and take some deep breaths to avert frustration when people complement the skill of the ADC even though [[DudeWheresMyRespect you were the one that set up most of his kills early on]] and [[MagikarpPower turned him into a powerhouse]].
** Drink and beam when someone finally compliments your hard work and gives you some respect.
* As an assassin, take a drink every time you single-handedly take out a vital target who is at maximum health (or close).
** Take another if you immediately implode to the other 4 enemies because [[DidntThinkThisThrough you weren't thinking far ahead enough]] [[AndThenWhat to plan an escape]].
** Chug in frustration if you unload your full combo and the target makes it out with 100 or less HP.
** Drink and snigger if you roam from your lane and successfully gank another lane ''and'' make it back before your lane opponent [[FailedASpotCheck even realizes that you were gone]].
* As a tank, take a shot every time you hard-initiate for your team but no one goes in with you.
** Take a drink if the enemy team is [[WhatAnIdiot dumb enough to focus you first]]. Take two if you have an ability or item (like Thornmail) that's [[CounterAttack actually killing them]] as they do so.
** [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Just start drinking and sigh]] toward the end of a fight if you're the only one left alive and the enemy is [[RasputinianDeath taking forever to wear down your indestructible shell]].
* As a jungler, drink at the start of the match [[ButtMonkey just for picking the role of jungle in the first place.]]
** Take a shot when a lane demands to be ganked with unwarranted rudeness. Take two if you actually do help them out and they don't go in with you. Take an extra shot for every time you ping indicating you're about to gank.
** Take a shot when you gank a lane successfully and earned your kill (didn't KillSteal or walk in on a sure-kill) through the play you made and still [[UngratefulBastard get yelled at for not feeding the kill to the laner]],
** Take a shot when you get killed by the enemy jungler in your own territory and no one on your team lifted a finger to help.
** Take a refreshing drink of something else if someone actually thanks you for ganking/de-warding/donating a buff/stealing enemy objectives.
* As a mage, drink at the start of the match [[TierInducedScrappy just for picking a mage in the first place]].
** [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Take a long drink if you are going to lane against an assassin.]] You're going to [[INeedAFreakingDrink need it.]]
** Take a drink every time your opponent dodges your skillshots with ease.
** Down your whole drink if you finally managed to catch all of the enemy team in one place and nuke the living daylights out of them.

Champion Specific
* As Gragas, take a sip every time you use Drunken Rage (drink even more if you feel like being beyond smashed by the end of a match).
** Alternatively, take a drink all the time all game if you're a ''[[NoTrueScotsman real]]'' Gragas player.
* As Singed, take a shot and laugh maniacally every time you use Insanity Potion.
** Playing against Singed, take a sip every time you hear him laugh (beware, very likely to cause liver failure).
*** Also applicable for playing against Lux.
* As Master Yi, take a shot for every tower you manage to backdoor, two for an inhibitor.
** Take a shot for every kill and cooldown refresh you get while Highlander is active.
* As Shen, take a drink of shame if you use Stand United on an ally and they die before you can even get there.
* As Heimerdinger, take a drink should you stun an enemy champion with CH-1 Concussion Grenade. Take another if you do this blind! Chug should you hit multiple enemy champions with it!
* As Darius, take a shot every time you run out of mana just as Noxian Guillotine would come in handy and you have to chop your target down the hard way.
* As Thresh, drink in frustration every time you throw your lantern to teammate(s) in trouble but no one clicks on it.
** Take a shot if you land Death Sentence on your target and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard double-click to pull yourself into their tower and/or their entire team]]. This also applies to Leona and her Zenith Blade.
* As Ezreal, Draven, Ashe, or Jinx, take a shot for every enemy you manage to kill with your ultimate that you weren't even aiming at.
** As Caitlyn, take a shot every time an enemy [[TakingTheBullet intercepts your Ace in the Hole for their teammate]] but it ends up killing them anyway. Take another if [[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt this was your plan all along]].
* As Garen, Lux, or Jarvan IV, raise your glass/bottle and shout "DEMACIA!" like a cheer every time your champion does before drinking.
* As Teemo, take a sip every time one of your mushroom traps detonate onto at least one enemy champion. If the mushroom kills an enemy champion, finish the glass.
* As Twisted Fate, take a drink of shame for every time you fail to lock in the card you were intending to for Pick A Card.
** Take another if you waste your Destiny/Gate or use it then get killed. Just finish the glass and facepalm if [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs you use Destiny/Gate to gank someone then die because you locked in the wrong card for Pick A Card]].
* As Alistar, take a drink of shame every time you knock back an enemy with Headbutt in a position that is actually favorable for them. Take a drink of triumph for every Headbutt canceled into Pulverize that you pull off.
* As Pantheon, chug triumphantly should you manage to damage at least one enemy champion with Grand Skyfall. Chug twice should you kill at least one enemy this way!
** Finish your drink if you achieve this by [[LeeroyJenkins diving onto the enemy respawn platform]].
* As Janna, take a drink of shame every time your Monsoon doesn't work as you hoped. Do this as well if you continue to channel Monsoon and get yourself killed for it.
* As Blitzcrank, finish your glass for every time you pulled an enemy champion from the fog of war with Rocket Grab.
** Down a shot if you accidentally kill your opponent with your Rocket Grab. Two if someone calls you out on it.
* As Sona, take a shot for every Power Chord you apply onto a champion. Take a sip instead if you don't feel like having your stomach pumped afterwards.
* As Ryze, take a sip for every time your passive makes Overload immediately available to you again (pretty likely to kill you if the match lasts at least 30 minutes).
** As Cassiopeia, take a sip for every time Twin Fang gets its cooldown refreshed from hitting a poisoned champion (pretty likely to kill you if you can somehow still aim enough to poison champions while drunk).
*** As Skarner, please do not take a sip every time you use Crystal Slash. It will ''definitely'' kill you.
*** Or doing this as Karthus every time you use Lay Waste.
*** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint HOW are you managing to drink every few seconds while playing?]]
**** Making use of a drinking hat!... which apparently is attached to a few kegs.
* As Swain, drown your sorrows if your ManaMeter [[PhlebotinumBreakdown runs out at the most inconvenient moment]] and everyone gangs up on and kills your defenseless human form. Also applies to Anivia if you were counting on Glacial Storm acting as a no-man's-land between your and their team and you all get jumped the moment it stops casting.
** Hardcore mode: After a full teamfight, chug for each second you spent with your ultimate active.
* As Ahri, take a sip for each Charm you land.
* As Malzahar, take a shot for every champion killed in a row with a single Malefic Visions.
** Finish your glass every time your ultimate is interrupted by someone, and drown your bottle if this ends up killing you.
* As Mordekaiser, drink each time your ultimate gets you a champion's ghost.
** Drink again for each kill or objective this ghost secures you.
** Finish your drink, start another and finish it, then start another if you score a Pentakill with a [[MagikarpPower carry]]'s ghost.
*** Drink everything in the building if you [[AllOrNothing deliberately fed said carry gold and XP so their ghost would be powerful enough to do this.]]
* As Leblanc, take a drink every time you successfully juke an opponent, and finish your glass if you fail and get killed.
* As Zilean, chug a glass every-time you ult a champion who's near death, but then proceeds to try and escape, but only manages to die ''after'' your ult as worn off, wasting it. Chug another if this proceeds to get you and any of your other allies killed.