!General Triggers
* Drink whenever you hear CHUNG-CHUNG.
* Drink whenever someone says the word "rape".
** You'll be hospitalized before the end of the episode
* Drink whenever you recognize the special guest star.
** Optional: drink once when you recognize the name in the opening credits, and once when you see them in person.
** Double your drinks if you recognize the special guest star from ''Series/{{Oz}}''.
** Double your drinks if you recognize an actor who is or [[RetroactiveRecognition will go on to be]] on ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack''.
** Triple your drinks if you recognize the special guest star because [[YouLookFamiliar they played a different character on a previous episode]].
** Finish the bottle if you recognize the special guest star because [[TheBusCameBack they were previously a regular cast member]].
* Drink whenever an episode cuts out before the end of a trial.
* Drink when someone says "OBJECTION!".
** If the lawyer doing the objecting is Rafael Barba, water your drinks or have an ambulance on standby.
* Finish your drink if the case is a mistrial.
* Smash the bottle if any of these events take place:
** A major character (character in the opening credits, NOT just recurring character) ''dies'', and it's actually confirmed that they are dead.
** Cabot smiles.
** Munch gets some action.
*** Trust us, you'll be fine.
* Drink once for every foot chase- twice if it's a car chase.
** Finish the bottle if it's a group foot chase except for Munch, who pulls up in the car afterwards.
* Drink whenever someone gets physical in interrogation and has to be removed.
* Drink whenever two people involved in a relationship involving statutory rape claim to be in love.
* Drink whenever someone is threatened with obstruction charges.
* Drink whenever a suspect is threatened with "what they do to guys like you in prison."
** Finish the bottle if it's a threat of PrisonRape.
*** Drink until your liver fails if the threat is made after the episode "Perverted".
* Drink whenever one of the detectives is MistakenForGay.
* Drink whenever a criminal or opposing attorney refers to a female character with a condescending term like "honey" or "sweetheart."
* Drink whenever a witness or perp is casually racist to one of the non-white main characters.
* Drink whenever a detective is told to go home and get some sleep.
** Twice if said detective actually agrees to do so.
* Drink once every time a character bellows for someone to call an ambulance.
** Drink twice if they call it a 'bus'.

!Detectives
* Olivia Benson:
** Drink whenever Olivia has a flashback of something.
** Drink whenever Olivia mentions Elliot as "My old partner".
** Drink whenever Olivia gets a new haircut.
** Drink whenever Olivia's conception is referred to.
** Drink whenever Olivia's ticking biological clock comes up.
** Drink whenever Olivia drinks.
** Drink whenever a suspect insults, mocks, or curses out Olivia.

* Elliot Stabler (and family):
** Drink whenever Elliot yells at a suspect.
** One drink for every time Elliot throws a punch.
** Drink whenever Kathleen does something bad
** Kathy and the kids- drink twice.
** Drink whenever someone asks Elliot if he's got kids, or deduces that he does.
*** Drink whenever Elliot mentions - without being prompted first - that he has kids.
*** Alternately, drink whenever someone asks any of the other detectives if they have kids.
** Drink if Stabler is mentioned after season 12.
*** Finish the bottle if he's mentioned ''by name''.

* Don Cragen
** Drink whenever Cragen calls someone into his office.
** Drink whenever Captain Cragen calls somebody a "Son of a bitch".
** Drink whenever Cragen scolds a detective, and says something nice as they leave the office.

* John Munch
** Drink whenever Munch makes a sarcastic comment.
** Drink whenever Munch makes reference to conspiracy theories.

* Fin Tutuola
** Drink whenever Fin says something to the effect of "That's messed up."

* Rollins
** Drink whenever Rollins' gambling debts are mentioned.
*** Slam your drink if it results in direct action against her (i.e. assault).

* Amaro
** Drink whenever a female character comes on to Amaro.
*** Finish the bottle if a male character does.

* Carisi
** Drink whenever Carisi puts his foot in his mouth.
*** If Carisi does something clever that actually helps the case, finish the bottle (only for season 16).
** Drink once every time Carisi interacts with a child/children.
** Drink once every time Carisi mentions a relative/his family.
** Drink once every time Carisi is openly religious.

* Other/Multiple
** Drink whenever Amaro or Barba get to use Spanish.
*** Twice if they're talking to each other.
** Drink whenever Barba and Olivia [[HeldGaze hold each other's eyes]] too long for it to be [[ShipTease just friendly]].

!Assistant District Attorneys
* Drink if Casey is wearing a new hairstyle.
* Drink when Alex's glasses are on in once scene and off in the next.
* Drink whenever there is something that could be construed as Alex/Olivia subtext.
* Drink whenever you see Casey's thank you poster in her office.
* Drink whenever Alex bends the rules and doing so makes Judge Donnelly mad.
* Drink whenever Barba wears pink.
** Two drinks when Barba's suspenders and socks match.
*** If the pocket square matches or coordinates with both of the above as well as the tie, finish your drink.
* Drink whenever Barba is visibly exasperated with the SVU detectives.
* Drink whenever Barba makes a face at whatever the defense attorney is saying.
* Drink when Barba stands to interview a witness and buttons the top button of his suit.
* Drink for every article of clothing Barba is not wearing while prepping for a case: jacket, waistcoat, tie, pocket square, and suspenders (aka braces). If his sleeves are rolled up, add another drink. You will be so very, very sloshed.
** If Barba is wearing something other than a suit, finish the bottle.

!Other SVU Staff
* Down half your beer if {{Creator/BDWong}} makes an appearance this episode.
* Drink whenever Dr. Warner reveals a surprising plot twist.