!!Take a Drink:
* Everytime you hear ''"For the Glory of Panau!!"''
* For every poor pronunciation of an English word.
* Everytime you fly a plane and do not land it
** You can land planes?
* For every enemy car you destroy in a chase
* Everytime you use the Black Market
* Everytime you bail out of a car (or other vehicle) and it explodes almost instantly
* Everytime you successfully complete a vehicle hijacking right before that vehicle explodes
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!!Take a Shot:
* For every base you clear
* Every time you hijack a Helicopter
** If it is promptly shot down by a SAM, take another
* Every time you die
* If your car starts spinning uncontrollably
* Every time you take off in the Pell Silverbot 6
* You fly the Bering I-86DP
* You effectively use any fighter plane
* You damage a car to the point where it [[EveryCarIsAPinto lights on fire]]
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!!For [[DeathSeeker Death Seekers]]:
* Take a shot any time '''''anything''''' explodes.
** You'll be rushed to the hospital before you even finish the first mission.
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