Probably the most unsafe drinking games to ever appear on the internet, here's the drinking games for ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest''. It's pretty safe to say doing at least one of these will get you either horribly drunk or make you die, so [[DoNotTryThisAtHome please, don't do them at all]]. We aren't responsible if you are harmed by doing one of these games.

* Take a shot whenever a character moves stiffly.
* Take a shot whenever a character's arm makes a whip crack sound. '''''Make sure you have an ambulance on your speed dial.'''''
** For reference, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hxIi8j3QR0 one episode]] alone contains 190 whipcracks, or 190 shots. We are not kidding when we say that your liver will hate you.
** Take a shot whenever you hear a [[ToiletHumor fart noise]].
*** Take two shots if wasn't used for an actual fart.
** Take a shot every time you hear a guitar riff, long or short. '''''Please, don't do this game along with the whip crack one.'''''
* Take a shot whenever somebody screams.
* Take a shot whenever Dukey makes a snarky statement.
* Take a shot whenever Susan and Mary swoon over Gil.
** Take another shot when Gil doesn't notice them and greets Johnny instead.
* Take a shot whenever Bling-Bling Boy swoons over Susan.
* Take a shot whenever Johnny's dad whines.
* Take a shot whenever ''Johnny'' whines.
* Take a shot whenever {{Narm}}y violin strings play in the background as Johnny tries to convince his dad to get him something..
* Take a shot whenever Johnny gets grounded.
** Take two shots if Susan & Mary get grounded, too.
** Take a shot if any of them are threatened of being grounded by their dad.
* Take a shot whenever steak is brought up for, or by, Dukey.
* Take a shot whenever Johnny's dad cooks meatloaf.
* Take a shot whenever one of Johnny's RoguesGallery gives him the FullNameUltimatum (i.e. "I will get you, Johnny Test!")
* Take a shot whenever someone says "[[{{Catchphrase}} I didn't see that coming.]]" or any variation thereof.
* Take a shot whenever Johnny [[LampshadeHanging acknowledges]] a ShoutOut as something he may have seen before.
* Take a shot when a villain (particularly Doc Beebles or Brain Freezer) makes a bad pun.
* Take a shot whenever the only thing a Johnny robot clone says is "I'm Johnny".
** Down the bottle if it says something OTHER than "I'm Johnny".
* Take a shot whenever Johnny's dad says "NO!".
** Before doing this game for the episode "Johnny's Got a Brand New Dad", say goodbye to your liver.
** Take two shots if Johnny bellows "NO!"
* Take a shot whenever you hear the happy sounding nature whistle. (Usually shown in a nature scene or with Johnny's Dad's cleaning products.)
* Down a bottle if the episode you're watching turns into a competition/race between several members of the cast.
* Take a shot if Mr. Black and Mr. White show up in the middle/towards the end of an episode that isn't about them.
* Take a shot if Johnny says, "Say what?"
** Take two shots if Susan and/or Mary say "We're such geniuses."
** Down a bottle if any or all of the above 3 say "Ohhhhhhh, so close."
* Take a shot if a character crossdresses. Take a big swig if ''a character becomes [[GenderBender Gender-Bent]]''.
* Take a shot if Dukey yells at someone and asks if they're "nuts" or "insane" or some variation.
** Take another shot if Dukey refuses to join Johnny in the episode's plot/refuses to let Johnny go along with the plot, but gets roped into it anyway.
* Take a shot if Johnny says, "BlahBlahBlah!"
* If you're watching "Johnny's World Record", take a shot every time the annoying record book spokesman says, "YOU'RE IN THE BOOK!"
* Take a shot every time you hear someone string together wordy sentences with "and" repeatedly.
* Take a shot for each blatant reference to ''StarWars'' Dark Vegan and his family make.
* ''Put away'' the alcohol if a Season One episode comes on--the ones with good animation and effort put into the plot. They're actually respectable.
** Actually, you'll still get a lot of "Didn't see that coming".
* Down a bottle every time there's a episode with all of the characters doing a contest/competition vs. johnny.
* Down a bottle every time someone complains about Johnny Test online. Word of advice: have the liver donor hotline on speed dial.
* Drink an entire case of beer if Cartoon Network runs a Johnny Test marathon. '''Scream bloody murder''' in between drinks.