There were various versions of the "[=MarissaTheWriter=] Drinking Game" proposed. These include:

* A version in the reviews of ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'':
-->PLAY THE MARISSATHEWRITER DRINKING GAME!
-->Take a drink when:
** 1) 'lolling' is used as a verb.
** 2) the main characters' names are misspelled in the most ridiculous way possible.
** 3) the chapter number is incorrect (i.e. chapter fife and sex)
** 4) Marissa misspells her own name.
-->I guarantee you will die of alcohol poisoning before you finish this chapter.
** Several additional points were added in other reviews:
*** 5) nouns or adjectives are used as verbs (britished, russianed, happied);
*** 6) anytime someone "o-mouthed";
*** 7) INEXPLICABLE PLOT TWIST TIME;
*** 8) Characters talk in text speak;
*** 9) When she says 'feces' instead of face.

* Blog/TheHalfWorld version:
-->Play the It's My Life/Teen Fortress 2 drinking game!
** Take a drink every time Marissa’s name is spelled wrong.
** Take a drink every time [=MarissaTheWriter=] types [[MundaneMadeAwesome “… CHARACTER NAME!”]]
** Take a drink every time a noun or adjective is used as a verb (“britished”, “russianed”, “texased” “happied”, etc.).
** Take a drink every time someone is [[LeetSpeak “lolling” or “o-mouth”ing.]]
** Take a drink every time someone is using “drugs an beer”.
** Take a drink every time [=MarissaTheWriter=] types [[RougeAnglesOfSatin “feces” instead of “faces” or “face”.]]
** Take a drink every time there’s a random cameo ([[VideoGame/HalfLife2 Gordon Freeman and his wife Alex What Ever,]][[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Gas,]] the zomboys from Franchise/DeadSpace, etc.).
-->You’ll be dead by the end of the fic. Guaranteed. Works every time.

* Tropers/{{Dreigonix}} version:
** Take a shot every time Chell "booty-quakes."
** Take two shots every time "[[{{Robosexual}} robot ball/]][[{{Squick}} human babies]]" are mentioned, and wonder ''what the hell this author was thinking.''
*** Finish your drink if Marissa and Wheatley have sex. ''[[BrainBleach HE'S A ROBOTIC EYEBALL EVEN IN THE FIC! HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK?!]]''
** Take a shot every time something or someone is described as a "[[EmoTeen goth emo]]." As a matter of fact, drink whenever this fic is uncannily reminiscent of MyImmortal (not counting misspellings unless they are particularly {{egregious}}.)
*** Take a shot whenever someone commits "[[DrivenToSuicide sewisde]]."
** Take a [[SelfDemonstratingArticle bloody]] shot every time Wheatley drops a [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch British]] ClusterFBomb.
*** And another if [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Wheetly, Wheelty, or Whatly]] does so.
*** On the subject of swearing, take a shot whenever someone calls someone a [[SoundEffectBleep "b****"]].
** Take a shot for every new [[GodModeSue power]] Marissa gets.

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