Despite its small size in episodes and novels, it still has its [[RunningGag recurring]] (and often [[HilarityEnsues hilarious]]) moments worth pointing out.

Take a sip when:

* Ichika shows [[CluelessChickMagnet obliviousness to the girls' affections towards him.]]
** Two if he gets beat up for it. And three if there's a ScreamDiscretionShot.
* Ichika gets into an AccidentalPervert moment.
** Two if the victim is [[UpperClassTwit Cecilia]], [[EveryoneLooksSexierIfFrench Charlotte]], or (counting season 2) [[SensualSlavs Tatenashi]]
** Three if he [[NotWhatItLooksLike gets called a pervert.]] Then an extra if it's Char.
* Laura calls Ichika her wife.
* Every time someone mentions being [[ChildhoodFriends childhood friends.]]
* [[LethalChef Cecilia]] tries to cook.
** A sip and a half if she tries to feed anyone with it.
** Two if someone actually eats it
** A full swig if an explosion ensues while she cooks.
* Ichika can't land the final blow without his Energy Levels running out.
* Ichika loses a fight.
* Ichika says "Huh?"