Drinking game for ''HouseOfLeaves'':
* Take a sip every time the word "fuck" appears. If that doesn't kill you, add these;
* Do a body shot every time Johnny Truant has a one-night-stand, or lusts after Thumper.
* Take a sip every time Johnny whines about how strange Zampano and his writing is.
* Take a sip every time Johnny hallucinates.
* Take a sip every time Johnny does drugs.
* Take a sip every time you find a hidden message of StealthPun.
* Take a sip every time [[color:blue:house]] appears in blue, including in other languages.
* [[color:red:Take a sip every time the minotaur is mentioned.]]
* Take a sip every time a passage is typeset upside-down, sideways, or mirrored.
* Do a shot every time there's a footnote longer than one full page.
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