The four-hour {{Hamlet}} drinking game (say goodbye to your liver):
* Chug a beer for a soliloquy.
* Drink whenever a [[CountryMatters vagina joke]] is made.
* Drink whenever a famous actor is clearly shoehorned into the movie.
* Drink whenever a flashback or scene clearly not in the original text happens.
* Do a shot every time BrianBlessed appears onscreen. Take a sip of beer every time KennethBranagh is clearly trying to out-ham him.
* Drink whenever Gérard Depardieu says "My lord".
* Drink whenever someone enters/exits through a secret door.
* Do a shot for every major character who dies in the final scene.
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