Drinking game for ''Series/GoodEats'':

* Take a shot every time he says the word 'now.'
* Take a shot every time he mentions a unitasker. Double that if it's the fire extinguisher.
* Take a shot if his sister appears (only once per episode.)
* Take a shot for nephew Elton.
* Take 2 shots whenever he builds a rig.
* Take a shot when ever one of the many whimsy characters pops in (Lady of the Refrigerator, Cocoa Karl, etc)
* Take a double shot for the Nutritional Anthropologist. Only one if mentioned and doesn't appear.
* Take a shot whenever he says, "That's another show". Double that if, in ''Reloaded'' or ''The Return'', he appends it with "...''That we've already made!''".
** Don't do this on the Amnesia Episode, it will kill you.
* Take a shot for every yeast on the screen.
** Amendment: for every yeast ''sockpuppet''. If you do this for the breeding yeast models in the one episode, you will ''die''.
* Take a shot for every time he says, "Oh, bother."
* Take a shot whenever he explains the concept of gluten and why it's important ''not'' to overstir muffin-type batters.
* Take a shot whenever he says, "Your patience will be rewarded."
* Take a shot whenever he says, "I said it was ''good''; I never said it was ________."
* Take a shot whenever his shirt changes.
* Take a shot when he dresses up as one of TheMenInBlack to explain FDA regulations.
* Take a shot when his EvilTwin B.A. appears.
* Take a shot whenever W appears.
** Two if she's a VirtualGhost.
* Take a shot whenever he tells the audience, "Now, go wash those ________y hands!"
* Take a shot whenever the spectre of cross-contamination is mentioned.
* Take a shot whenever Alton visits a farm, factory, or other such place.
* Take a shot whenever Alton visits the Whole Foods market.
* Take a shot whenever Alton visits the simulated fish/meat counter, or the simulated Asian market.
* Take a shot whenever there's a FrenchJerk.
* Take a shot whenever Alton says, "And that's ''never'' Good Eats."
* Take a shot for the Food Gallery opening.
* Take a shot whenever he uses a model to explain a scientific concept.
* Take a shot whenever the Blowhard is brought out.
* Take a shot whenever an emulsion is made.
* Take a shot whenever he asks people to measure ingredients "by weight, please."
* Whenever the nutmeg is brought out to be grated.
* The guy in drag from (variously) Germany, The Netherlands, or Pennsylvania Dutch Country appears.
* Whenever gelatinization is explained.
* When a recipe starts on the stovetop and ends in the oven (bi-level cooking).
* Whenever Alton tells the audience to "Walk away. Just walk away!"
* Whenever the recipe in question takes all day to do as instructed on the show.
* Whenever Alton says "Golden brown and delicious!"
* Whenever he puts gloves on.
* Whenever the kosher salt is brought out and used.
** Two if he uses any other kind of salt.
* Whenever some tip about the food or some {{Trivia}} appears on the screen as text.
* When Alton presses a sequence of buttons, and the theme song plays.
* When Alton whips out the Viewmaster.
* When Alton talks to the audience via the mirror.
* When you hear W's {{Leitmotif}}.
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