Drinking game for ''{{Firefly}}'':
* Every time someone says something in badly pronounced Chinese, drink.
* Every time River does something odd, drink.
* Every time Mal mentions the war, drink.
* Every time someone says "gorramit" or "shiny."
* Every time Mal punches Simon.
* Every time Mal calls Inara a whore or calls her profession "whoring".
* Every time River is seen barefoot.
* Every time Jayne says or does something violent
* Every time Jayne makes reference to his penis.
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