Drinking game for ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
* Whenever a character drinks or takes drugs, drink.
** If characters are in a bar or club (e.g. The Clam) and don't drink at all in the entire scene, down your drink at the end.
* Whenever there's a cutaway, drink.
** If that's too easy, do this instead: whenever the cutaway is subverted or [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]], drink.
** Whenever there's a cutaway that actually involves situations related to the situation the cutaway was called up in, down your whole drink.
*** Whenever a character uses a cutaway to their advantage, down two.
* Whenever someone/something dies, drink.
* Whenever Stewie uses highly advanced technology, drink.
* Whenever Ernie the Giant Chicken arrives, down your drink.
** Whenever something RESEMBLING Ernie the Giant Chicken comes in [[spoiler: (think Peter's face at the beginning of the fight in "The Simpsons Guy")]], take a shot.
* Whenever someone is mean to Meg, drink.
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Are you trying to kill us?!]]
** If someone is actually nice to Meg, down your entire drink because you won't see that happen very often.
*** If someone other than Neil Goldman is nice to Meg, down between two and four drinks.
* Whenever the evil monkey appears, drink.
* Whenever someone is shown having (or just had) sex, drink.
* Whenever a catchphrase is said (Peter's "heheheheh", "sweet", "shut up Meg", Herbert's "mmmmmmm" etc.), drink
* Whenever Brian gets preachy, drink until he stops talking. Say goodbye to your liver.
* Whenever there is an OverlyLongGag, keep drinking until it's done. Have an ambulance on standby.
** Whenever the plot stops for an entire musical number (in-universe or live-action), keep drinking ''very'' slowly, on a full stomach, until it's done.
* Whenever Quagmire says "giggity giggity" and/or has sex, drink.
** Bonus: The "He's Quagmire" song doesn't count.
* Whenever someone acts like a total idiot, take an eye dropper and drip one drop of into your mouth. You'll be on the floor in no time.
* Whenever someone pukes, drink.
* On every SoundEffectBleep, take a shot. If it's early in the series where bleeps were rare, chug the whole thing down.
* When the first line spoken in the second act begins with “I can’t believe…,” drink.
* [[TheyKilledKennyAgain Whenever Peter dies]], drink.
* When someone is spying on a woman using the toilet, drink.
* Whenever someone says "What the hell?" or some variation of the term, drink.
** Let's take it up a notch. Drink every time a swear word is used in general, even if it's bleeped.
* Whenever Herbert tries to seduce Chris, drink.
** Whenever Herbert tries to seduce someone other than Chris, take two drinks.
** Whenever someone other than Herbert tries to seduce Chris, take two drinks.
* Whenever an adult other than Brian actually understands Stewie, and it's not a cutaway gag, take 3 drinks.
* In an episode taking place after Cleveland moved away, whenever Cleveland shows up, down your whole drink.
* When the Kool-Aid Guy shows up, down your drink.
* Whenever there's a gratuitous amount of violence and/or blood, take two drinks.
* Whenever there's a parody of a show/movie/book, drink.
* Whenever a scene mirrors some terrible tragedy that happened in real life sometime after the episode originally aired, take three drinks.
* Whenever someone mispronounces one or more words, just to annoy someone else, take two drinks.
* Whenever an obscure celebrity is mentioned, drink.
* Whenever they use a slow zoom to simulate emotion, drink.
* Whenever there's a reference to [[TheSeventies seventies]] or [[TheEighties eighties]] pop culture, take a drink.
** Whenever there's a pop-culture reference from any other past decade, take three drinks.