Drinking game for ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
* Whenever a character drinks or takes drugs, drink.
** If characters are in a bar or club (e.g. The Clam) and don't drink at all in the entire scene, down your drink at the end.
* Whenever there's a cutaway, drink.
** If that's too easy, do this instead: whenever the cutaway is subverted or [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]], drink.
* Whenever someone/something dies, drink.
* Whenever Stewie uses a highly advanced technology, drink.
* Whenever Ernie the Giant Chicken arrives, down your drink.
* Whenever someone is mean to Meg, drink.
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Are you trying to kill us?!]]
** If someone is actually nice to Meg, down your entire drink because you won't see that happen very often.
* Whenever the evil monkey appears, drink.
* Whenever someone is shown having (or just had) sex, drink.
* Whenever a catchphrase is said (Peter's "heheheheh", "sweet", "shut up Meg", Herbert's "mmmmmmm" etc.), drink
* Whenever Brian gets preachy, drink until he stops talking. Say goodbye to your liver.
* Whenever there is an OverlyLongGag, keep drinking until it's done. Have an ambulance on standby.
* Whenever Quagmire says "giggity giggity" and/or has sex, drink.
* Whenever someone acts like a total idiot, take an eye dropper and drip one drop of into your mouth. You'll be on the floor in no time.
* Whenever someone pukes, drink.
* On every SoundEffectBleep, take a shot. If it's early in the series where bleeps were rare, chug the whole thing down.
* When the first line spoken in the second act begins with “I can’t believe…,” drink.
* [[TheyKilledKennyAgain Whenever Peter dies]], drink.
* When someone is spying on a woman using the toilet, drink.
* Whenever someone says "What the hell?" or some variation of the term, drink.