Take a shot if:
* Someone uses a [[InstrumentofMurder guitar or a bass]] to do anything but play music.
** Two shots for every time they are used to play music.
*** Three for every time it isn't [[ImprobableWeaponUser Haruko]] using them.
* Every time someone is run over by Haruko's Vespa.
** Take two if it isn't [[CrashintoHello Naota]].
* Every time something spouts out of [[BiggusDickus Naota's head]].
** Take two if what spouts out is...[[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything suggestive]].
*** Take three if it spouts out of someone else's head.
* Each time someone says "Fooly", "Cooly" or "[[ArcWords Fooly Cooly]]". [[SchmuckBait Good luck!]].
** Take two if it isn't said by Naota's dad or grandpa.
* Every time that they make a [[PopCulturalOsmosis pop-culture reference]].
** Two if it isn't about [[HumongousMecha giant robots]].
* Every time there is a close-up of Amarao's [[BigOlEyebrows eyebrows]].
** Two if a character mentions them.
*** Three if they fall off.
* Every time a character [[BreakingtheFourthWall talks to the audience]].
** Two if it isn't Haruko.
* Take one for each character that has a nosebleed.
* There is a [[BelligerentSexualTension sexual/romantic]] moment between characters.
** Take two if it isn't between [[ChickMagnet Naota]] and [[BettyAndVeronica Haruko or Mamimi]].
* If characters have a [[TheBigDamnKiss kiss]].
** Two if it's in [[BulletTime slow-motion]].
* Every time Mamimi [[PantyShot flashes the audience]].
** Two if someone else does it.
*** Three if they are [[GoingCommando going commando]].
* Every time Canti [[TheAssimilator eats]] Naota.