The thread is [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=0000000000000000000005jl here.]] All credit goes to Tropers/{{Yuanchosaan}}, who originally posted it [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=0000000000000000000005jl&page=1187#29664 here.]]

!'''Original Rules'''
* Take one sip whenever someone refers to the TARDIS as Sexy.
* Take one sip whenever Tropers/{{Wackd}} points out something has already happened in the Classic series.
* Take one sip whenever Tropers/{{Nicknacks}} points out something has already happened in the Expanded Whoniverse.
* Take one sip whenever a dirty derail occurs.
* Take one sip whenever someone wishes for a Companion to return.
** Two sips for one-off characters.
** Three sips for Brian, Wilf, Susan, Craig and STORMAGEDDON, Romana or Jack.
* Take two sips if Tropers/MousaThe14 posts fanart.
** Drain the bottle if Tropers/{{Yuanchosaan}} does, because that never happens.
* Take one sip if Tropers/{{Medicus}} mentions how much he hates River
* Take one sip if Tropers/{{unnoun}}'s post contains at least one Tumblr link.
* Take three sips and shake your fist whenever a writer is called a hack.
* Add one sip if Tropers/{{Fusionman}} rants about how bad Russel T. Davies is and how he hates Russel, the "hack".
* Drain the glass if the "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmnPs64K74 The Doctor is gonna bust a cap in yo ass]]" video is posted.
* Take two sips if [[http://mimi-na.deviantart.com/art/Doctor-s-Girls-Wallpaper-58513223 that female Companion fanart]] is posted.
* Drain the glass if an argument about any of the following topics comes up: the Valeyard, Rose's romance, Handy, River Song, determinism, canon.

!'''Rules Added at a Later Time'''
* Drink constantly during arguments over casting. (Tropers/{{maxwellelvis}})
** Drink even more if its about a female doctor.
** Drink pure ethanol if an American Doctor is suggested.
* Take on sip for every ellipsis Tropers/{{unnoun}} uses. (Tropers/{{Zarek}})
* Take a sip if Tropers/{{unnoun}} gets angry because someone mentioned canon, Ten or Rose.
** Take two if its because someone disses The Doctors Wife.
* Take a sip if Tropers/{{MousaThe14}}'s sister turns a Doctor into a magical girl.
** Contract? (／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼)
* Take a sip if people start obsessing over Creator/JennaColeman.
** Drain the glass if it turns into an argument.
** Take a sip if Tropers/{{Zarek}} obsesses over Creator/EvannaLynch.
* Take a sip if someone asks Tropers/{{Bocaj}} what happened to their old avatar.
** Take two if someone calls them Boxcar.
* Take a sip if trock is posted.
* Drain the glass if a TARDIS eruditorium link is posted by Tropers/{{unnoun}} or Tropers/{{TheEruditoriumGuy}}.
** Drain two if its by someone other than Tropers/{{unnoun}} or Tropers/{{TheEruditoriumGuy}}.
* Call an ambulance and drink until it arrives if Tropers/{{unnoun}} posts more than a sentence about Literature/FactionParadox.
* Tke a drnk if sum1 tlks lik ths
* Drink if Tropers/{{unnoun}} posts a wall of text.
** Take two if someone mentioned they skipped it.
* Drink if Tropers/{{Wackd}} posts soemthing from ''The Doctor Changes''.
* Drain the glass if Phil "the TARDIS Eruditorium guy" Sandifer acknowledges the thread somehow.
* Mix two terribly disparate drinks and down the concoction as slowly as possible if an argument over the ending of "The Day of the Doctor" and the relevance of Time Lord morality arises.
* Drink if unnoun posts the Kandy Man Can.
* Drink if it's suggested unnoun get her own Tumblr.