Everyone:
* Take a shot whenever a member makes a [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] reference.
** Two if they lampshade it.
** If they go into a Sonic tangent on a non-Sonic video, keep slowly pouring the bottle into your mouth until they finish. Swallowing is not allowed.
* Take a shot whenever someone references [[VideoGame/MegaManX1 Storm Eagle]].
* Similarly, take a shot whenever someone references [[VideoGame/MegaMan4 Toad Man]].
* Take a shot whenever any of the commentators poke fun at [[ButtMonkey Ted]] for not having a shiny.
** Take two if they say Ted got lost on the way to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI Dungeon Three]].
* Take a shot if any of them [[ArtisticLicenseLinguistics make up a new word.]]
* Take a drink whenever someone is [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment redundant.]]
* Take a shot whenever someone asks "What time are we at?" [[note]]''So, keep the bottle on standby.''[[/note]]
* Take a shot whenever anyone [[{{Troll}} deliberately acts like an annoying prick in a multiplayer game.]] [[note]]''Don't worry, we don't mean anything negative by that statement. Mostly.''[[/note]]
* Take a shot when any Biffalo is mentioned.
* Take a shot whenever they mention Skype not working.
** Take two if it's notably audible.
*** Three if there is an outright stop in audio for a second or so. [[note]]''Props to you if you don't die of alcohol poisoning after one part.''[[/note]]
** Take two if they're dropped from the call altogether... or if they just muted their mic by accident.
* Take a shot whenever [[RunningGag RAPIDASH DASH DASH]].
** Take two if he actually calls Ted in real life to talk about his Rapidash!
* Take a shot for every time they grievously exclaim "Christ..." in the ''[[VideoGame/KirbysReturnToDreamLand Return to Dreamland]]'' playthrough. Double if they lampshade it.

Ryan
* Take a shot whenever he points out the [[CaptainObvious Obvious]].
** Two if he [[DontExplainTheJoke explains a joke or points out that he is joking.]]
* Take a shot whenever he sings a Music/BrentalFloss song.
* Take a shot whenever he finishes someone else's sentence.
* Take two shots whenever the only reason he gives for disliking something is "Because it's stupid" or that it "suuuuucks".
* Drink whenever he complains about Nintendo
** Three shots whenever it is in a "whiny" voice. You will die when watching the E3 2013 video.
* One shot if he asked for another F-Zero game.
* Take a shot whenever he greets a character who comes onscreen with, "Hiiii, !".
* Take a sip whenever he answers an obviously rhetorical question.
* Take a shot whenever he says "D'oh!" Take two if he says "D'oh, I missed!"
* Take a shot whenever Ryan's history of not editing stuff out is brought up.
** Take another if Ryan retaliates by saying, "I edit shit now!"
* Take a shot for every minute Ryan doesn't talk.[[labelnote:warning]]Certain episodes could prove fatal.[[/labelnote]]

Lewis:
* Take a shot if he references the following series: Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei, Franchise/{{Persona}}, Franchise/MassEffect, Franchise/DragonAge, Franchise/BaldursGate, VideoGame/{{Catherine}}, VideoGame/{{Legacy of Kain}}, or Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog. However, do not take shots if the video is related to any of these games.
** Alternately, take two shots if he references Gex 2 without having it uploaded on the channel.
* Take a shot whenever he has a [[KleptomaniacHero Kleptomaniac]] moment.
* Take a sip whenever he questions the [[FridgeLogic logic of a game]].
* Take a sip at the end of a video if he goes a whole part without speaking or only speaks once or twice.
** Two if it is just an indifferent "yup".
* One shot for every time he says he hasn't played a Nintendo game if it is brought up and doesn't seem to particularly care.
** Two if it is a recent title.
* Take a shot every time Lewis interrupts the current tangent or is the first one to speak after it ends to bring the commentary back to the game.
* Take a shot every time he says "Peach is useful" during VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld
* Take a shot every time he compares a game to Devil May Cry. (Approach the God of War commentary with caution.)

Ted:
* Take a shot every time he says "God damn it!"
* Take a shot every time he makes a pun.
** Take two if Ryan says "Booooo" in response.
** Finish the bottle if he makes a really good one. [[note]]''Don't worry, you'll be finishing your bottle on these other things first.''[[/note]]
* Take a shot whenever he bashes on [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Gen IV]], or Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda, or Pikmin 2.
** Your liver will be in better health from downing entire bottles for each instance of Zelda than individual sips for Gen IV bashing, especially during "The Bullshit Video".
* Take a shot whenever he's compared to Lewis.
* Take two shots when he's compared to [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Loki]].
* Take a shot whenever he coughs/chuckles/[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs cough-chuckles]] at the end of a sentence. [[note]]''Yeah, no one's really sure what to call that.''[[/note]]
* Take a sip whenever he questions the [[FridgeLogic logic of a game]].
* One shot for every time he says "if that makes any sense".
* Take a shot whenever he mentions Kirby's genocidal tendencies.
* Take a shot whenever he bemoans the loss of a Pikmin.
* Drink whenever he asks a question.
** Take 5 swigs if he says a blank "okay" once answered.
* Take three shots if the game that the crew is commentating over at the time is one that Ted's never played.
** Take two more when he tries to compare said game to one that he actually ''has'' played.
* Take a shot whenever he says "eh".

Johnny:
* Take a shot every time he does the ''Film/RevengeOfTheNerds'' laugh. [[note]]Or the "Fozzie laugh", as Lewis called it in the ''Sonic 06'' commentary.[[/note]]
* Take a shot every time he does an impression.
** Take two if it's of Luigi.
* Take a shot if he bursts out laughing.
** Take two, if he's laughing for no reason or from a joke that was said more than a minute ago.
* Take a shot whenever he said he "fell in love" with something, or calls something "the definitive version" of a game, movie, etc.
** Two if he says "itself."
* If you are watching a [=BrainScratch=] Random video that doesn't have Lewis, Take a shot when he does "The Lewis Call"
* Take a shot if he says he wants to "get a move on."