Drinking game for ''Literature/{{Belgariad}}'':

* Go ahead. Take a drink every time someone does something "bleakly". Or is bemused, or has a "sardonic" tone or expression.
* In the Malloreon, "with aplomb" appears enough times to get one drunk on even the mildest of beverages.
* Take a sip whenever Silk says something sarcastic.
* Take a sip whenever Garion says [[IJustWantToBeNormal "Why me?"]]
* Take two sips whenever Polgara makes porridge.
** Chug your drink if Silk shows disdain for it.
*** Finish your drink if he refers to it as gruel.
* Take a sip whenever an Arend suggests doing something stupid
** Take two sips if it's something impossible
*** Finish your drink if it actually makes sense.
* Take a sip whenever a character is brainwashed by the enemy.
** Take two if it's Ce'Nedra.
* Take a sip whenever the Orb is compared to a small child or animal.
* Take a sip whenever YeOldeButcheredEnglish is used.
** Finish your drink if it isn't an Arend.
* Take a sip whenever Ce'Nedra and Garion get into an argument.
** Chug if Garion wins.
* Take a sip whenever Polgara and Belgarath get into an argument.
** Chug whenever Belgarath wins.
* Take a sip whenever Liselle and Silk get into an argument.
** Chug whenever Silk wins.
* Finish your drink and drink an entire bottle of vodka if a man ever wins an argument against a woman.
* Take a sip whenever Beldin is compared, in appearance, to a troll.
* Take two sips whenever Barak turns into a bear.
** Take three if he angsts about it.
* Finish your drink whenever Relg goes on a [[HeManWomanHater rant]] [[SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny about women]].
* Take a sip whenever Zakath appears with his kitties.
* Take a sip whenever someone makes a joke about Hettar's tendency to mass murder Murgos.

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