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From [[http://yourpopfilter.com/2011/07/archer-drinking-game YourPopFilter: Archer Drinking Game]]

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* Take a shot every time Archer's full name is said, Sterling Malory Archer.
* Take a shot every time Lana’s large hands are referenced
* Take a shot every time Archer calls Malory "Mother"
* Take a shot every time Cyril has sex
* Take a shot every time the threat of ants are mentioned
* Take a shot whenever a character asks "Can't or won't?"
** Take two if the answer is "either."
* Take a shot every time Cheryl alludes to wanting to get strangled
** Take two if she is trying to cover up strangulation marks.
* Take a shot any time Archer speaks highly of his turtleneck
** Take two if he goes on a rampage about it.
* Take a shot every time someone says "do you not?"
* Take a shot every time Pam propositions sex
** Triple bonus if they go through with it!
* Take a shot every time anyone is drinking on the job
** Take two shots every time they're chugging away and make the "hold on a sec" hand sign while doing so.
* Take a shot every time someone says “I had something for this”
** Take two if someone chimes in with a fitting quip.
* Take a shot every time Ray gets crippled. Take two if he receives robotic limbs for it.
* Take a shot every time Archer references someone obscure that no one else has heard of
* Take a shot every time Lana says “yuuuup!” or “nooooooooope!”
* Take a shot if Malory has slept with the person she is talking to on her big screen.
* Take a shot every time Archer shoots one of his coworkers
** Take 2 shots if it's Brett
* Take a shot every time Archer bullies Cyril or frames him for one of his own misdeeds
* Take a shot if [[MonsterOfTheWeek a one-off villain of an episode]] is an eco-terrorist.
* Take a shot every time Archer freaks out as a response to his mother's sex life. Take two if he pukes.
* Take a shot every time Archer abuses Woodhouse
* Take a shot every time budget cutbacks are causing a problem
* Take a shot every time Archer mentions getting an erection from something non-sexual (driving a sports car, the thought of his mother dying, etc.)
* Take a shot every time a new male character is mentioned as Archer's possible father
* Finish your drink if “Danger Zone” - Goose would want you to.
* Any time someone responds to a comment with "He/She said, [insert sarcastic ending here]"
* Take a shot every time Cheryl doesn't understand what is being discussed
* Take two drinks if anyone says "Hostile work environment"
* Take a shot every time Lana's breasts jiggle (if you want to die of alcohol poisoning)
* Take two drinks if Archer references Burt Reynolds or any of his movies
* Take two whenever Woodhouse makes his first appearance of the episode
* Take a shot every time Cyril is being clingy or wimpy
* Take a shot every time Archer says "Phrasing"
* Take a shot every time Pam is shown taking a dump
* Take two whenever Krieger conducts an experiment
* Take a shot every time Archer says "balls" after hearing Benoit's name in "Jeu Monégasque"
* Take a shot every time Bucky says "melewan raja" in "Heart of Archness: Part II"
* Take a shot every time someone gets shot with the tranq gun in "Pocket Listing"
* Take a shot every time Krieger reenacts the ending of ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968''
* Take a shot whenever the first line of scene B sounds like a response to the last line of scene A (take small drinks; it's basically every scene)
* Take a shot every time someone is interrupted and follows up with an annoyed, "Ya know..."
* Take a shot every time someone starts saying something, is interrupted, and ends with, "No, you ruined it."
* Take a shot every time someone says "I mean..."
* Take a shot every time someone says "Shut up"
* Take a shot every time Cheryl is referred to by any name *other* than Cheryl
* Take a shot every time Malory crushes her drinking glass in her hand
* Take a shot every time Barry has a conversation with Other Barry
* Take a shot every time Archer does something stupid, dangerous, [[{{IdiotBall}} or dangerously stupid!]] Archer is the Bane of Healthy Livers.
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