* Take a drink any time the narrator starts a sentence with the words "Ancient astronaut theorists" as if that's a phrase to be taken seriously.
* Take a drink every time Giorgio A. Tsoukalos appears.
** You better have 911 or your local equivalent on speed dial for this one if you want to live.
*** Let's be honest you better do that for everything on this page.
* Take a drink any time the narrator says "As (some) ancient astronaut theorists believe/suggest/theorize/contend".
* Take a drink any time Tsoukalos uses the phrase "flesh and blood extraterrestrials".
* Take a drink any time Tsoukalos refers to any historical and/or mythological imagery or concept as "misunderstood", or "misinterpreted".
* Take a drink if the narrator asks a hypothetical question along the lines of "But could [subject of discussion] really be possible?"
** Another if he follows it up with another question beginning in "And if so..."
*** Or "Ancient astronaut theorists say yes, and for further proof..."
** Down the hatch if you hear something like "Or is there another, more out-of-this-world explanation?"
* Take a shot if the narrator says "Further evidence can be found..." and then mentions a place on the other side of the world from the thing they were just discussing.
* Take a drink for each time you hear something completely ridiculous without actually presenting hard evidence.
* Take a drink when someone compares an AncientArtifact or myth to modern technology.
* Take a drink when David Childress says "And you have to wonder if..."
* Take a drink if Philip Coppens uses the word "confronted."
* Take a sip when the narrator says "extraterrestrial" or "otherworldly".
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