->''Stories don't care who takes part in them. All that matters if that the story gets told, that the story repeats. Or, if you prefer to think of it like this: stories are a parasitical life form, warping lives in the service only of the story itself.''

The 12th Literature/{{Discworld}} novel and the second or third book in the "witches" theme (depending on if you count ''Discworld/EqualRites''). The title is a [[RunningGag pune, or play on words]], on the Shakespearean phrase 'witches abroad' (i.e., out on the prowl in archaic language) whereas here it's used in the modern sense - they're going to a foreign country.

It seemed like an easy job... after all, [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong how difficult can it be]] to make sure that a servant girl ''doesn't'' marry a prince?

But for [[TheHecateSisters the witches]] [[NeverMessWithGranny Granny]] [[CoolOldLady Weatherwax]], [[TeamMom Nanny]] [[DirtyOldWoman Ogg]] and [[GranolaGirl Magrat Garlick]], travelling to the distant city of Genua, things are never that simple. Servant girls ''have'' [[BecauseDestinySaysSo to marry the prince]]. That's what life is all about. You don't fight a [[EsotericHappyEnding Happy Ending]].

At least, up until now...

Preceded by ''Discworld/ReaperMan'', followed by ''Discworld/SmallGods''. Preceded in the Witches series by ''Discworld/WyrdSisters'', followed by ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies''.

!!Provides Examples Of:

* AbsurdlySharpBlade: A mundane, mildly parodic example:
--> "Every established kitchen has one ancient knife, its handle worn thin, its blade curved like a banana, and so inexplicably sharp that reaching into the drawer at night is like bobbing for apples in a piranha tank."
* AbusiveParents: Granny Weatherwax mentions that her father used a stick "a fair bit" on at least one of his daughters - though it's also indicated that [[ValuesDissonance this wouldn't have been seen as out of place, by itself.]]
* AllCrimesAreEqual: In Lilith's Genua, thieves are beheaded on the first offence (under the logic that while cutting their hands off keeps them from stealing again, cutting their heads off keeps them from ''thinking'' of stealing again).
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys:
** The descriptions of Greebo's human form indicate that a certain amount of badness becomes utterly irresistible.
** Given where female gazes tend to wander, it's a large amount.
* AssuranceBackfire: When Magrat is feeling deeply embarrassed and uncomfortable about having to pose as Emberella at the ball, and the other witches try to help...
-->"Don't worry," said Granny, "We'll be there too."\\
"And that's supposed to make me feel better, is it?"
* BalefulPolymorph:
** [[spoiler: Lily turning the footmen, who we spent a while getting to know and sympathize with, into beetles. And stepping on them.]]
** Later on, with a reluctant Nanny Ogg, the witches agree to do this with [[spoiler:Greebo, her one-eyed cat. Greebo handles it fairly well, since he retains his catlike instincts and ferocity. He can also get all the milk he likes from the kitchen.]]
* BallroomBlitz
* BestedAtBowling: Granny wins back all their money (and more) from some card shark riverboat gamblers via the astute application of 'headology' and what later turns out to be many weeks of very intense practise. She also uses a little magic - not so that she wins, but to prevent her opponents from cheating (smashing a mirror,[[note]]which may have also served the purpose of keeping Lilith from seeing her and interfering[[/note]] making an ace fall out of a man's sleeve, messing up another man's hidden mechanism for card-switching).
* BewitchedAmphibians: Inevitably discussed, as a fairy tale classic. [[spoiler:And inverted -- the Duc is a bewitched amphibian, but he's not a ''man'' who was transformed into a ''frog''...]]
* TheBigBadWolf: The main villain warps reality so it'd be like fairy tales. This includes making a wolf think more like a human so it will be a better villain (talking, opening doors, showing human-like cunning and so on). The wolf suffers horribly, stuck between species, and begs for a MercyKill.
* BlessedWithSuck: Old Mother Dismass has a detached retina in her Second Sight, which means she can see clearly into the future and the past, but not in the ''present'', and contributes to [[NonSequitur conversations]] that have either already happened or are yet to happen. This makes her something of a near-Bursar levels of CloudCuckoolander at times.
* BreakingAndBloodsucking: Subverted, a vampire abjectly fails to get into the rooms at the inn where the three witches are staying. Magrat fails to get the point, declares the room too stuffy, and opens the heavy shutters - concussing the vampire on the other side who is trying to get in.
* BreakThemByTalking[=/=]WorldOfCardboardSpeech: [[spoiler: Granny to Lilith at the same time (pointing out why Lilith isn't suited to being evil and why Granny could do so much better, but doesn't).]]
* BrickJoke: Nanny remarks about foreign turns of phrase, saying that "bum" means "hobo" in some regions. Later, Granny dons a stolen dress with a bustle, and refers to it as an extra bu... hobo. There's also the conclusion of one which starts in an earlier book, as shown by Call Back below.
* CallBack: To ''Discworld/EqualRites'', in which Esk stands between two mirrors, marvels at her reflections stretching to infinity... and one of them waves at her. This becomes a major plot point in this book.
* CannotTellAJoke: Granny completely and repeatedly failing to tell the alligator sandwich joke, with such punchlines as "And don't take too long about it!"
* ChekhovsGag: Old Mother Dismass's wonky Second Sight, used for comic relief in the witches' first conversation, also turns out to be why [[spoiler: Granny can play Cripple Mister Onion well enough to hustle the card sharps]].
* ChekhovsGun: Early in the book Magrat explains a bit about the judo-like martial arts she's studying; namely that it's based around using your enemy's power against them. While the other witches don't seem impressed by it at the time, [[spoiler:during the climax, Granny defeats Mrs Gogol, who is threatening her with a VoodooDoll, by thrusting her hand into a blazing torch up to the elbow, causing the doll to burst into flames while her arm is unscathed.]] She even glances at Magrat before doing so as a subtle acknowledgement.
** Nanny's willow-reinforced hat with integrated pockets [[spoiler: protects her from a falling farmhouse, and contains the first-aid supplies she uses to stitch up Granny's mirror-cuts at the end]].
* CinderellaCircumstances: Ella, of course.
* ContinuityNod:
** When the witches get locked up by the Duc and Lilith, Nanny remarks that she's an experienced prisoner, referring to the time she was thrown in a dungeon by the Duke and Duchess in ''Discworld/WyrdSisters''.
** This isn't the first time [[spoiler: Death]] has received a compliment on the quality of his "mask". In ''Discworld/TheLightFantastic'' his was at a (different) party when he is summoned by the wizards, and comments that it's going to go downhill at midnight, because:
--> '''[[spoiler:Death]]''': [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: That's when they think I'll be taking my mask off. ]]

* ConvenientlyCoherentThoughts: Averted. It's stated that small animals think clear, precise thoughts ('Eat. Run away. Mate. Kill.' etc.), but larger ones have multi-layered minds and human heads are so full of diverse thoughts and ideas that actually 'reading' them is nearly impossible. Therefore, most of Granny's telepathic scanning involves sensing the general shape of others' minds, although she is able to pick up on the pervading fear in Genua because everyone was thinking roughly the same thing at the same time.
* DancesAndBalls: Given the blatant Cinderella references, of course.
%%* DarkSkinnedBlond: Ella.
* DeadEndRoom: Near the end, both Esme and Lilith separately get trapped in Lilith's mirror maze, and Death tells them that they cannot escape until they "[[/folder]]

[[folder: find the real one ]]
". [[spoiler:Lilith gets trapped forever, as she frantically runs off to find which reflection is real. Esme escapes immediately; she realises instantly that ''none'' of the reflections are real, only she herself is.]]
* {{Deconstruction}}: Of the happy ending and several fairy tales.
* DelusionsOfDoghood: Granny's ability to leave you in human shape but make you ''think'' you're a frog is discussed in this book. The Big Bad Wolf is a sad inversion; he's a wolf that Lilith tried to give human thoughts for the sake of the story, but it drove him mad.
* DevourTheDragon: Lily eventually feels that she needs her magic for more important things than [[spoiler: keeping the Duc human]].
* {{Duc|k}}!: Given a whole new level, [[DontExplainTheJoke since "Duc" is pronounced like "duck"]].
* DoomedMoralVictor: Desiderata Hollow failed to stop Lilith's plans involving Ella. However she, using a bit of ReversePsychology, sends Magrat, Granny Weatherwax, and Nanny Ogg, and together they do it.
* DystopianEdict: Everyone in Genua ''has'' to abide by fairy tale prototypes.
* EatingTheEnemy: One unfortunate vampire in bat form is devoured by Greebo the tomcat before he can feed on the protagonists.
-->''"Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat."''
* ElNinoIsSpanishForTheNino:
-->'''Nanny''': Hotel Nova Cancies[[note]]Actually "[[TheProblemWithPenIsland Hotel; no vacancies]]"[[/note]]. That means New, er, Cancies in foreign.
* ElSpanishO: Nanny's approach to foreign languages. She can generally bludgeon her way through anyway.
* EsotericHappyEnding: In-Universe. Many of Lily's 'stories' end this way, at least the ones that ''have'' [[DownerEnding happy endings]].[[invoked]]
* EvenEvilHasStandards:
** It's mentioned that the Assassins' Guild has pulled out of Genua under Lily's rule because "some things sicken even jackals".
** [[spoiler: Baron Saturday]] invokes this, too. He never denies having been, at times, a cruel ruler, but he never forced the people to act like they'd be grateful about it.
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Ella. ''Ember''ella. Much is made of her absurd full name.
* EvilCounterpart: Lilith to Granny Weatherwax.
* EvilIsHammy: [[spoiler:Subverted, to Granny's immense rage. Lily spent her whole life convinced that she was the good sister who was putting the needs of others over her own, and, so convinced of her own martyrdom, thus made herself a very understated and sinister foe. To Granny, who knew for a fact who was the good sister and who was the bad, this is almost a greater sin than any of Lily's actual wrongdoing, because Granny would have at least enjoyed it, making whole [[ChewingTheScenery banquets of her surroundings]] and being bad enough to even top the legendary Black Aliss, who (when in Lily's role) could keep multiple stories going at once in the same place.]]
* ExactWords: [[spoiler:The mirror puzzle. Those trapped within can get out "[[/folder]]

[[folder: when you find the one that's real ]]
". Death never says they have to find the real ''reflection''.]]
* FairyGodmother: Played with in several ways.
* FantasyCounterpartCulture: Genua is New Orleans + Disneyworld with a slight dusting of 18th century Revolutionary France, but en route they also pass through areas based on Spain (the Running of the Bulls, or the Thing With the Bulls here) and the Hammer Horror version of Transylvania - what would later be named as {{Uberwald}}. According to Terry Pratchett:
-->"... Genua is a 'sort of' New Orleans with a 'sort of' Magic Kingdom grafted on top of it. It had its genesis some years ago when I drove from Orlando to New Orleans and formed some opinions about both places: in one, you go there and Fun is manufactured and presented to you, in the other you just eat and drink a lot and fun happens."
* FantasyKitchenSink: The Discworld itself is already one, but under Lilith, Genua is a Fairytale Kitchen Sink.
* FatalFamilyPhoto: No actual photo, but the same basic idea. When the footmen and coach driver first appear, they're discussing their families, with particular attention to one of them who is just married and still in the first bloom of love. Death follows swiftly.
* FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling: Granny Weatherwax wanted to be the irresponsible evil one, but because her elder sister, Lilly, beat her to the punch on that she felt forced to be the responsible good one. When both sisters are witches, you can see how this complicates family relationships.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Desiderata's comment to Death:
-->"That's the thing about Weatherwaxes, see. They don't know how to be beaten. But ''one'' of 'em's going to have to ''learn''."
* ForgingTheWill: Lampshaded. When being told the story of how the old Baron of Genua died, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg both make the GenreSavvy assumption that the one now in control, the Duc, has control because of a will discovered shortly after the Baron's death with the ink still wet.
* FunWithForeignLanguages: The travel segments, which consist of Nanny speaking in "Foreign" (e.g. "Garkon? Mucho vino aveck zei, grassy ass.") Her translation of Cassanunda's serenade inverts this.
* GenreSavvy: Lily is ''very'' familiar with the way stories work, and she's not afraid to abuse that knowledge. Of course, the same is true of Esme and Nanny.
* TheGirlWhoFitsThisSlipper: Parodied, of course. The shoe fits Nanny just as well.
%%* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry: Taken to its most extreme.
%%* GodSaveUsFromTheQueen: ''Lilith''.
* GoingToSeeTheElephant: Mentioned by name as the last line in the book: "Foreign" is a odd place where they do things wrong, speak funny lingo and eat strange food, so our heroes can't wait to get back home. Still, in the end, they take the time to enjoy the sights: "But they went the long way round, and saw the elephant."
* TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin: {{Invoked}}. Lily is confident of her victory because she knows good always triumphs over wickedness; unfortunately for her, [[WrongGenreSavvy she's wrong about which part she plays]].
* GoodWitchVersusBadWitch: [[GoodIsNotNice Granny]] vs. [[LightIsNotGood Lilith]]. The personalities are a bit unusual for the roles they take in this battle, and Lily thinks ''she'' [[WrongGenreSavvy is the good one]].
* HallOfMirrors: Played with.
* HappinessIsMandatory: Lilith turns Genua into a sparkling clean city full of blankly smiling citizens by dint of torture and execution.
* HappyEnding: Subverted, with Lily murdering and ruining people's lives to get to what the stories demand. Then played straight, releasing the city from her grip lets everyone relax and ''party.''
* HollywoodVoodoo: Downplayed; the version here is well-researched but, like most Discworld things, a hodgepodge and mixture of real world examples.
* HumanityEnsues: Greebo, and the mice which are transformed into footmen. Also Emberella's "evil stepsisters," which Lilith made from [[spoiler:snakes]], and an unfortunate wolf which was sort of turned into a human...
** Inverted by Granny, who has been known to [[DelusionsOfDoghood make people who cross her think they're frogs.]]
* HumanResources: Stories use people to perpetuate themselves. Anybody who fits a certain set of characteristics may find themselves absorbed into a story and forced to act in whatever role is given to them, even if it ends with them being devoured by a wolf or marrying a frog.
* InstantWakingSkills: Thanks to her strong sense of self, Granny Weatherwax can skip all the little questions most people have to ask themselves on waking up (like "Who am I?" and "Where am I?") and get right to the actual getting out of bed.
* InsultMisfire:
-->'''Lily:''' Look at the three of you. Bursting with inefficient good intentions. [[TheHecateSisters The maiden, the mother and the crone.]]
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' Who are you calling a maiden?
-->'''Magrat:''' Who are you calling a mother?
-->''Granny glowered briefly like the person who has discovered there is only one straw left and everyone else has drawn a long one.''
* InvisibleWriting: Parodied when the witches come upon a dwarf mine, identified by invisible runes. Magrat states she can't see them, which Nanny Ogg points out is how you know you got your money's worth with invisible runes.
%%* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne
* ItWillNeverCatchOn: Granny says this of commercial airliners.
* KnightTemplar
* {{Ladyella}}: Spoofed with Emberella.
* LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain: "And no one ever talked about the Thing With the Bulls ever, ever again. At least, not in front of the men."
* LightIsNotGood: Lily dresses all in white and thinks of herself as a creator of happy endings.
* LiminalBeing: Mrs. Gogol explicitly describes her as "between" in her invocations.
* LiminalTime:
** Granny regards the half moon as the truly magical moon
** The last day of Carnival is between the living and the dead, and so Lilith is vulnerable.
** [[spoiler:At the end, Death tells both Lilith and Granny that the answer to "am I dead?" is between yes and no.]]
* LockedOutOfTheLoop: Ella isn't told that she's the Baron's [[spoiler: and Mrs. Gogol's]] daughter, first because Lily wants her to be pliable, and later because Mrs. Gogol agrees not to interfere with her life.
* {{Lunacy}}: This book introduces the Discworld concept that the most magical phase of the moon is not the full moon, nor a mystical crescent, but a half moon -- the BalanceBetweenGoodAndEvil.
* MagicMirror: It's specified that using ''one'' mirror for magic is fine, but Lily stands between ''two'' of them...
* MagicPokerEquation: Invoked by Granny Weatherwax to win back the witches' travelling money (and Nanny Ogg's broomsticks) from some card sharps.
* MagicWand: Standard issue for a Fairy Godmother. Interestingly, you actually control it by [[spoiler: twisting the rings in the handle to change the settings]]; Magrat only ever manages to transform things into pumpkins because she keeps trying to control it mentally.
* MamaBear: Subverted. [[spoiler:Mrs. Gogol wants revenge on Lilith for what the latter did to her daughter Ella and to the Baron. Granny Weatherwax forces her to not do it because Genua's had enough magical interference.]]
* MeaningfulName: Baron [[spoiler:Saturday]], obviously, but Mrs Gogol and her familiar, Legba, both of whom are named after Loa as well.
* MercyKill: The Big Bad Wolf willingly goes to the woodcutter's axe because Lily forced it to think human thoughts with a wolf mind, a terrible thing to do to a simple predator. (This revelation to the witches is also something of a MoralEventHorizon for Lilith.)
* MovingBuildings: Mrs. Gogol's home in the swamp grows four legs and walks around as needed. It's a reference to Baba Yaga's house on chicken legs, but because it's in a swamp Mrs. Gogol's house has duck legs instead.
* MundaneSolution: When faced with a problem she isn't physically strong enough to handle, Nanny just asks Cassanunda for help. She reflects to herself that neither of the other witches would have even considered it.
* MythologyGag: Greebo dons a ginger cat mask for the ball, remarking that he'd always wanted to be ginger. This may well be this trope, as the [=ROC=] edition of ''Discworld/WyrdSisters'' had erroneously [[CoversAlwaysLie depicted Greebo as ginger, not gray]].
* NeedleInAStackOfNeedles: [[spoiler:Lily and Esme both find themselves ''inside'' the mirror, and are faced with a billion reflections of themselves. Death is there to let them know what the challenge is.]]
-->"When can I get out?"\\

[[folder: When you find the one that's real. ]]

* NinetiesAntiHero: [[spoiler: Greebo as a human]] is described as, among other things, "a pirate who just raided a ship carrying leather garments for the discriminating."
* NonsenseClassification: The dwarf classification of rocks starts out well, but goes a bit weird near the end: "igneous rock, sedimentary rock, metamorphic rock, rock underfoot, rock dropping on your helmet from above, and rock which looked interesting and which they could have sworn they left here yesterday".
* NotSoDifferent: Granny knows well that she could have become like Lily. One of the biggest reasons she's so irritable about it is because she also knows that she would have done it ''so much better.''
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: [[spoiler:Baron]] Saturday.
* PalantirPloy: Lilith can use her magic mirrors to scry through any reflective surface in the world. Subverted, as her inability to find what she wants to look at through any method other than manually scrolling through all available reflective surfaces makes it a bit AwesomeButImpractical.
* PimpedOutDress: The dress Granny steals to infiltrate the ball.
* PossessionImpliesMastery: Averted; Magrat never works out how to use the wand she received from Desiderata and is unable to ever do more than transform things into pumpkins. She's still able to get some use out of it, first freeing some dwarves trapped in a cave-in by turning the rocks to pumpkin and later sabotaging the coach meant to take Ella to the ball by, ironically, turning it into a pumpkin.
* PowerPerversionPotential: After learning the Duc's secret, Nanny spends some time speculating about the length of his tongue.
* PrinceCharming: Subverted with the Duc, despite Lily trying to make him seem that way.
* PublicExecution: Some countries cut off a thief's hand so he won't steal again. Lady Lilith cuts off his head so he won't ''think'' about stealing again. This is also a good example of the reaction of the public showing the nature of the society; after years of Lilith's rule, the public don't react at all, they just have a dead-eyed stare.
* RealityEnsues: Whenever a story comes to an end or is somehow subverted, everything then proceeds as it normally would.
* [[ReversePsychology Reverse Headology]]: Desiderata orders Magrat to keep Granny and Nanny out of the whole business, just to make absolutely sure they'll [[JumpedAtTheCall come along without hesitation]].
* SecretTestOfCharacter: At the end of the book, [[spoiler: Granny and Lilith become trapped (separately) in a limbo full of mirrors after the magical explosion that "kills" them. Death is there, and he tells Lilith that to get back to the land of the living, she needs to find her real self amongst the mirrors, and Lilith starts desperately looking. When Granny's turn comes and Death tells her the same challenge... Granny points out that she's standing right there. Guess who leaves the limbo.]]
* ShoutOut:
** The early part of the witches' journey is a parody of ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' and derivative works, with the 'invisible dwarf runes' on the door in the mountains ("I can't see 'em." "That's how you know you've got your money's worth, with invisible runes.") and the boat passage on the underground river -- at one point a slimy creature on a raft appears and says "'Ullo... it'sss my birthday..." The "invisible runes" part even includes "She struck the door and [[SpeakFriendAndEnter spake thusly]]: "Open up, you little sods!" We also get dwarf bread, the Discworld equivalent to elven Lembas: one bite will keep you going for days, because suddenly there's any number of things you'd rather eat. "Your boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot."
** Mrs. Gogol's hut can move about on duck feet, as a wetlands-adapted variant of Baba Yaga's chicken-legged hut in Russian folklore. (Or the similar dwelling of Sheelba of the Eyeless Face in the [[Literature/FafhrdAndTheGrayMouser Lankhmar stories]].)
** Nanny Ogg gets a house dropped on her head by a tornado, then dwarfs wander up and ask for her shoes, all while on a yellow brick road, a la ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''. Notably, Nanny Ogg is wearing red shoes, although they are not magical; their main quality is the ability to have a cart run over them and the feet inside to remain unscathed. Cover art also shows she has stripy stockings like the witch in the movie.
--> Nanny kicked her red boots together idly.\\
"Well, I suppose there's no place like home," she said.
** Being a ''Discworld'' book, there's plenty of references and {{Shout Out}}s, but especially this one, being a journey across many places and a story about stories. One of the nicer little ones is "They flew on through [[VideoGame/ColossalCave a maze of twisty little canyons, all alike]]."
** Standing outside the Duc's chamber, Nanny recollects a story similar to TheBluebeard legend.
** When Casanunda is pressed about being the world's greatest lover, he eventually replies, "Well, maybe I'm only #2, but I try harder," a reference to a well-known campaign for Avis Rent-a-Car.
** When she sets out to take down the card sharps, Granny declares [[Series/{{Maverick}} the money's just a way of keeping score]].
* StealthPun: There's a couple of puns where the first two witches give an outright pun or ShoutOut but Nanny Ogg delivers the stealth pun.
** When stuck in a ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'' parody, the witches are calling out each other's behaviour.
--> "What [[InsufferableGenius some people]] need", said Magrat, [...], 'is a bit more heart."
--> "What [[WideEyedIdealist some people]] need", said Granny Weatherwax, [...], "is a lot more brain."
--> ''What I need,'' thought Nanny Ogg fervently, ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink is a drink]].'' [[spoiler: DutchCourage - just what the Wizard gave the Lion in the book.]]
** The three of them are deliberating on the idea of a transport system built on broomsticks. Their ideas for names are puns on well know real world airlines but Nanny Ogg gets cut off before she finishes hers: "Vir-". However, note she is looking from Granny to Magrat and being rather coquettish. Consider Magrat's role in TheHecateSisters trio. [[spoiler:Virgin]].
** "Samedi Nuit Mort": Samedi = Saturday; Nuit = Night; Mort = Dead. Think Terry got a chuckle from ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''?
** In the scene with the vampire, while he's given his final blow by Greebo, he's first stunned by Magrat opening the shutters. Magrat's last name happens to be ''Garlick'', a [[SpellMyNameWithAnS very slight variation]] on something known for being a weakness of vampires. Could be a coincidence, but then again, this ''is'' Discworld we're talking about.
* SubvertedPunchline: Granny Weatherwax repeatedly attempts to tell a (fairly well known) joke about a man ordering an alligator sandwich, [[AntiHumour but never gets the punchline right]] (and it's never given in the book either, leaving the reader to figure out that a man who orders an alligator sandwich and wants it fast, tells the cook to be quick about it, etc. is telling them to [[spoiler:"make it snappy!"]]).
* SunglassesAtNight: The Duc, because on the Discworld one's true nature always shows through one's eyes, and he has [[spoiler:the eyes of a frog]].
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: 'Begging from house to house .. Not coming directly here by any manner o' means'
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: After burying the late Desiderata Hollow, who'd had keen Second Sight, Hurker opens an unaddressed envelope she'd left on the table. The enclosed message's first words are "I'm watching you, Albert Hurker."
* TautologicalTemplar: Lady Lilith.
* TheTell: Granny absent-mindedly twiddling her little finger in her ear moments before she utterly destroys somebody. First shows up, appropriately enough, in a card game (with Nanny explaining its significance to Magrat), then reappears a few times later, most dramatically during her showdown with Mrs Gogol.
* TellHerImNotSpeakingToHer: Granny Weatherwax and Magrat put Nanny in the middle.
* TheoryOfNarrativeCausality: Lilith tries to order people's lives according to fairy-tale logic, twisting events so that they unfold according to the time-honoured patterns of stories. She thinks she's making the world a better place and giving people their happy ending, but really everyone would have been happier if she'd left them alone.
* ThisIsMyNameOnForeign: "Tempscire," Lilith's new last name, is "Weatherwax" in French.
* TitleDrop:
--> "They must have witches here," said Magrat. "Everywhere has witches. You've got to have witches abroad. You find witches everywhere."
* TorosYFlamenco: One of the towns that they stop off at is a bit like Iberian-y, including the bull run. Well, until the witches get involved. It's a flower festival for subsequent years.
* TorturedMonster: The wolf, which was once a normal wolf but was twisted by Lilith's magic, making it intelligent, dangerous, and horrified by its own existence.
* TotalitarianUtilitarian: Lily.
* TranslationByVolume: This trope is Granny Weatherwax's default form of communication when dealing with foreigners during the witches' travels.
* TrampledUnderfoot: Deliberately invoked on some coachmen by Lily, who turns them into beetles and stomps on them for failing her. [[spoiler: Also the fate of the Duc, when he reverts to frog form and fatally encounters Baron Saturday's descending foot.]]
* TwiceToldTale:
** Many of the jokes don't make sense if you don't know "Literature/{{Cinderella}}" due to the WholePlotReference that Lily is using. Good thing everyone does, isn't it?
** Part of the book's theme is the idea that fairytale stories repeat themselves, wear a groove in the world and then subvert reality so that, for example, "it is now actually ''impossible'' for [[YoungestChildWins the third and youngest son of a king to set out on a quest that has claimed his two older brothers, and not succeed]]." Lily's power comes from manipulating the stories to her own ends. [[spoiler: Even when, as in the case of the stories she's using for her main plot, she's actually got at least one of them ''backwards''.]]
** Black Aliss, a famous WickedWitch, was also responsible for the Discworld versions of several fairytales, including ''Hansel and Gretel'' and ''Sleeping Beauty''. Some overlap with FracturedFairyTale, because she also turned people into ''gingerbread'' and had a house made of ''frogs''.
* UnfinishedBusiness: The book applies this to voodoo zombies, stating that the process won't work on anybody who doesn't have a strong motivation to return to the world of the living. Saturday's goal is [[spoiler:to destroy those who murdered him and usurped his authority, and see his daughter, Ella, restored to her birthright]].
* UnusualPetsForUnusualPeople: Mrs Gogol the voodoo witch has a black cockerel called Legba, which she claims to be a dark and terrible spirit. He isn't.
* UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans: Lilith feels fully justified in using totalitarian methods to create a fairy tale kingdom.
* WhenTheClockStrikesTwelve: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]] to hell when [[spoiler:Nanny Ogg intentionally makes it strike a bit earlier than scheduled.]]
* WickedToymaker: Inverted. The toymaker is by no means evil, but he is not [[HappinessIsMandatory jovial and red faced, nor does he whistle as he works]], and that is a very serious crime indeed in Genua (think [=DisneyWorld=] turned UpToEleven).
* WomanInWhite: Lily, [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience trying to invoke a trope.]] (And Granny, briefly, but she isn't happy about it.) Incidentally, this is perfectly indicative [[spoiler: of Granny's speech,]] which fittingly blurs the line between a HannibalLecture and a ShutUpHannibal. [[spoiler: Granny considers Lilith's greatest wrong against her to be saddling her with the role of ''good'' sister while she (Lilith) squanders her role as the evil one.]]
* WomensMysteries: Granny, Nanny and Magrat ''originate'' one of these, when their unwitting actions disrupt the Thing With The Bulls and humiliate all the young men engaged in it. At least, the town never holds one again, and nobody talks about it ''in front of the men'' anymore.
* WrongGenreSavvy: Lilith thinks she's the kind fairy godmother who's giving everyone a happy ending, to the point where she invokes happy fairytale endings at sword-point. You'll live happily ever after ''or else''.