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* ''AdventuresOfTheGalaxyRangers'': While all of the main characters on the series indulge from time to time, "Doc" Hartford could practically license his snark as a deadly weapon. Even the AI "Tweakers" he created are sarcastic.
-->'''Doc:''' ''(while jailed up in a dungeon)'' Dear Miss Etiquette. I'm a Galaxy Ranger with a serious problem. I'm about to be executed on a distant planet, and I have no idea about the proper attire. Can you advise me? Signed, Embarrassed.
* ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'': Robotnik.
-->'''Coconuts:''' I only wanted to tell you I saw one of those F.O.U's - I mean, C.I.A's, uh, or C.O.D's...
-->'''Robotnik:''' Get to the point or your name will be M.U.D.
* ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries'': Iago, [[BeleagueredAssistant Haroud]] and [[TallDarkAndSnarky Mozenrath]].
* ''Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'':
** Simon in the 1980s cartoon version, though very subtly in ''WesternAnimation/TheAlvinShow'' then when the 80’s series came around, got deadpan snarkier as the series went on, from occasionally snarky in the first couple of seasons to practically every response being sarcastic.
** Theodore had his moments as well.
* Anne and Suzie both have tendencies of this now and then in ''TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan'', as does Henry when dealing with [[PluckyComicRelief Stanley's antics]].
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'': While all of the Warner siblings could indulge in this a bit, Yakko was the standout.
-->'''Yakko:''' [[HypocriticalHumor The stuff they're getting away with on kids' shows these days.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'': Frylock. But Master Shake, [[JerkAss the resident douche]], often doubles as one.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'': D. W. often switches between being the Deadpan Snarker and a LargeHam.
-->'''D.W.:''' ''(while at the Washington Monument)'' First we were down there looking up here, and now we're up here looking down there. What's the point?
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
** Sokka initially fit this role like a glove, but as time went on, he [[CharacterDevelopment developed]] into actually being the one to make the plans.
-->'''Katara:''' If it looks like trouble, we'll leave.
-->'''Sokka:''' Yeah, because we always leave before we get into trouble....
** Toph came in and was able to successfully fulfill, if not surpass him in, this role: "I don't know if you've noticed, but things don't always go so smoothly for our little gang." The creators actually comment on the DVDCommentary that she took the place Sokka had before [[ThrowItIn he shifted to a livelier character from his voice-actor's performance]].
*** Especially funny when the two try to [[SnarkToSnarkCombat out-snark each other]]. When looking for Appa, Toph[[labelnote:*]]who is blind[[/labelnote]] comments on Sokka's [[SarcasmMode great drawing skill]].
---> '''Toph:''' ''"It looks ''just'' like him to me."''
---> '''Sokka:''' ''"Thank you, I worked [[{{Beat}} really...]] Why do you feel the need to do that?"''
*** And also:
---> '''Sokka:''' ''"Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel."''
---> '''Toph:''' ''(smiles sarcastically)'' ''"That's a great idea! Let the blind girl steer the giant airship!"''
---> '''Sokka:''' ''(deadpan)'' ''"I was talking to Suki."''
---> '''Toph:''' ''(stops smiling)'' "''[[EpicFail That would make a lot more sense]]."''
** Mai:
--->'''Guard:''' What are you doing?!
--->'''Mai:''' Saving the jerk who dumped me.
*** [[http://piandao.org/screencaps/ep33/ep33-1644.png "We lost."]]
** Katara occasionally gets the chance to be a wise-ass, usually when Sokka does something stupid.
--->'''Sokka:''' Ah! Hot! Hot!\\
'''Katara''': Flaming Fire Flakes. Hot. Imagine that.
*** She also gets like this when Zuko [[spoiler:[[HeelFaceTurn joins the gang]]]].
** Even Zuko has his moments, especially in the second season.
-->'''Iroh''': Ugh! This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!
-->'''Zuko''': Uncle. That's what ''all'' tea is.
** Pakku gets several good snarky moments as well. Maybe it's a Water Tribe thing?
-->'''Aang''': Good morning, Master Pakku!\\
'''Pakku''': No, please, march right in; I'm not concentrating or anything.
** Wan Shi Tong was very dry witted in ''The Library'', mostly to Sokka.
--->'''Wan Shi Tong''': Then why have you come here?\\
'''Sokka''': Um... knowledge for knowledge's sake?\\
'''Wan Shi Tong''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]If you're going to lie to an all-knowing spirit being, you at least put some effort into it.
* ''WesternAnimation/AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'':
** Nearly every lead has demonstrated snarking capabilities, with Comicbook/IronMan, [[Comicbook/IncredibleHulk The Incredible Hulk]], TheWasp, and {{Hawkeye}} ranking among those who snark most often.
** The New Avengers have their fair share from Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}}, [[LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage]], and {{Wolverine}}.
* ''TheBackyardigans'': Tyrone plays this role both audibly and more often visually. Somehow, despite him not wearing pants, he manages to give the impression he's slouching with his hands stuck in his pockets.
-->''(from "To the Center of the Earth", after Tyrone loses his penny a second time because of Uniqua's invention)''\\
'''Tyrone:''' See? I could have just walked over to get it. Now it's lost!\\
'''Professors Uniqua & Pablo:''' Poppycock! Inventions are always the way!\\
'''Tyrone:''' The way to drop my penny.
* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'': Batman picks this up, in full SilverAge glory.
* ''WesternAnimation/BikerMiceFromMars'':
** Lawrence Limburger.
** Throttle fits this trope, too.
* ''TheBoondocks'': Huey Freeman.
* ''BrandyAndMrWhiskers'': Brandy and Margo. Also, Ed has a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor if you pay close attention to his dialogue.
* ''WesternAnimation/CatDog'': Winslow.
* ''{{Catscratch}}'': Hovis. THE Trope Exemplifier par excellence.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Cellbound}}'': The jail warden has some moments of this as he watches the fake TV programme.
-->(after the "boxing match" ends with a KO) "That's a fixed fight if I ever saw one." \\
(upon seeing a screen declaring the horse racing has been cancelled due to rain) "Hm. Sunny California."
* ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'': Ulrich, usually in response to Odd's latest idiocy or Jérémie's {{technobabble}}. Yumi can get into this too at times. In the original pilot "Garage Kids", he managed to do this [[SilentSnarker silently]] with an epic {{Facepalm}} at Odd being...well...Odd.
* ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'':
** Courage's computer. Being forced to do research on zombie film directors and methods of exorcising a mattress will do that to anyone, though.
** Katz is sometimes this, despite being completely vile.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'': Jay Sherman's make-up lady Doris Grossman.
* ''DannyPhantom'':
** Sam(antha) Manson.
-->'''Danny:''' ''(to Tucker)'' You can get your own date for the dance like I did.\\
'''Sam:''' Does he have to [[AccidentalInnuendo take off his pants]] ''and'' act like a dweeb, or will either one do?
** Tucker actually has his moments like this, as well:
--->'''Jazz:''' ''(after accidentally trapping Danny in the [[WeaponsThatSuck Fenton Thermos]])'' Think I should work on my banter?\\
'''Tucker:''' Start with your aim.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'':
** Daria is a deadpan snarker and patron of all [[TheSnarkKnight Snark Knights]].
** Jane Lane.
** On occasion, Trent Lane, Tom Sloane, Jodie Landon, and Michael Jordan [=MacKenzie=] (a.k.a. Mack).
* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'':
-->'''Gosalyn:''' There's something strange about that Bug Master.\\
'''Darkwing:''' Yeah, she's in a bug costume threatening a cockroach. I'd call that strange.
** His adopted daughter Gosalyn, as well. Her response on almost being dropped to her death is, "And to think I used to buy tickets for rides like that."
* ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'': Lula the talking sword.
* ''DeltaState'': Philip.
* ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'':
** Dee Dee is a bit of a snarker.
** Dexter is even more so. Of course, having to put up with one's sibling's antics can do that to anyone.
* ''{{Doug}}'': Mrs. Dink, Porkchop ([[SilentSnarker who can't even talk]]), and Beebe. Judy can also be this when she isn't being a LargeHam.
* ''{{Downtown}}'': Jen is this almost all of the time. She also gets the aforementioned deconstruction, admitting that her constant sarcasm comes from her own insecurities, and that the reason she picks on Alex the most is because he's her best friend.
* ''DrawnTogether'': Spanky Ham.
* ''WesternAnimation/DrKatzProfessionalTherapist'': Laura.
-->'''Ben:''' So... you're my father's receptionist. You know, I mean, in a way, we're sort of related, you and I, like siblings or something, because we both work for my Dad. I mean, you're his receptionist, and I'm his son. So, you know, fantastic, super.\\
'''Laura:''' Could you go now?
* ''WesternAnimation/DungeonsAndDragons'': Though quite a few characters engaged in snark, it was a particular specialty of Eric's: "Now why didn't ''I'' think of that? A game of patty-cake will stop an army of raging orcs any day!"
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'': [[NiceGuy Edd]], [[JerkJock Kevin]], [[BrattyHalfPint Sarah,]] and [[{{Greed}} Eddy]].
* ''WesternAnimation/ExoSquad'': Phaeton is this. Which is odd, given that he's the BigBad.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'': Norm the Genie. Every sentence is a Deadpan Snark. In the episode "Back to the Norm", Norm teams up with Crocker and constantly Deadpan Snarks him. An example is when Crocker is doing his trademark "FAIRY GOD-PARENTS!" spazzing, and Norm makes him hold a chocolate shake in a glass container. When Crocker finishes, Norm says, "That's how I like my shakes. Spazzed, not stirred." From the same episode, Norm asks Crocker, "That thing on your neck...is that your ear?"
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** Brian and Stewie, but especially Brian.
-->'''Brian''': What's it called?
-->'''Stewie''': Susie.
-->'''Brian''': Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already.
** Sometimes Stewie manages to outsnark Brian, though.
-->'''Brian:''' I didn't even know I even had a son until today, and besides, it's not like Tracey ever asked for my help.
-->'''Stewie:''' Yeah, it seemed like they were all set without you, she's done a fine job creating a child-friendly environmen-ta-re-mi-ooh, buh de buh boo, buh buh buh THPTHPTHPTHPT...
-->''Brian slaps Stewie.''
-->'''Stewie:''' Great parenting.
* ''FanboyAndChumChum'': Lenny and [[EnsembleDarkhorse Kyle]]. The latter even uses the "zing!" on occassion.
-->'''Chum Chum''': Hey, Kyle! Meet our new friend Yum Yum! We made him out of gum!
-->'''Kyle''': That's the ''only'' way you could make a friend.
* ''FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'': Bloo, Frankie, Jackie Khones, and Fluffer Nutter.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}'': Sgt. Mike Cosgrove is probably one of the biggest examples of this, he rarely changes his attitude.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
** Kif Kroker from despises his captain Zapp Brannigan and carries out his absurd orders with as much resentment and snark as possible.
** Hermes Conrad, Bureaucrat becomes this in the 2010 season. For instance, after Fry says [[ItMakesSenseInContext he needs a disgusting body to switch with to prove a point to Leela]] (paraphrased):
--->'''Zoidberg''': [runs in] ''Friends, friends! I have barnacles on my tuckus!'' [shows]\\
'''Hermes''': ''The long search is over.''
*** Hermes was always this; even in his debut episode.
--> '''Leela:''' Irratabile space bowel syndrome?
--> '''Hermes:''' You don't want to get that.
** Zapp, in one rare instance, calls Kif out on his attitude:
--->'''Zapp Brannigan:''' Kif, arrest them! And for once, spare me the weary sigh.
** Fry has his moments.
--->'''Leela''': The tracks lead here.
--->'''Fry''': ''Thanks, eagle eye.''
* ''GarfieldAndFriends'': Garfield, especially when dealing with someone he finds particularly obnoxious, like [[TastesLikeDiabetes Nermal]] or [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong the Buddy Bears]].
* Tunnel Rat on GIJoeRenegades.
* ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'': [[WomenAreWiser Peg,]] [[CompetenceZone Max, and PJ]] fulfilling this role, generally to criticize the show's two {{Bumbling Dad}}s, WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} and WesternAnimation/{{Pete}}. However, Max and PJ will also often criticize ''each other'' with their snarking--usually when Max is being a FearlessFool or [[NoRespectGuy refusing to listen to PJ's sound advice]] or when PJ [[TemptingFate tempts fate]], makes an ignorant supposition, or starts acting like ''too'' much of an ExtremeDoormat. Because Pete is {{abusive|Parents}} and Goofy is {{amazingly embarrassing|Parents}}, Max is heard snarking about his dad far more often than PJ is, though he does sometimes, usually when Pete's not actually listening. Peg meanwhile snarks about both fathers but never the children. ''WesternAnimation/AnExtremelyGoofyMovie'' added another Deadpan Snarker in the form of PJ's LoveInterest, TallDarkAndSnarky [[NoNameGiven Beret Girl]], who has a poetic flair to her snarking and uses it to insult both [[JerkJock Bradley]] and [[PluckyComicRelief Bobby]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': Mandy. Grim has his moments, too.
* ''HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw'': Peanut.
* ''{{Horseland}}'': Shep.
* ''InvaderZim'': Gaz. Oh so much.
-->'''Dib:''' "Did you hear that, Gaz? Humans don't have squeedlyspooches!"
-->'''Gaz:''' "I've got a squeedlyspooch."
-->'''Gaz:''' "Why do you have to have a head?"
* ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'': Dukey is a mix of a DeadpanSnarker, a voice of reason and a LargeHam.
* ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'':
** Hawkgirl, who especially had a talent for dishing verbal ownage out on Flash:
-->'''Flash:''' Fastest man alive.\\
'''Hawkgirl:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Which probably explains why you can't get a date.]]
** In his few brief appearances, villain Shade has his moments:
--->'''Shade''': Lex Luthor? The plot thins.
** General Wade Eiling, especially after becoming the General. He spends most of his battle against the League's {{Badass Normal}}s mocking them.
** Batman and Green Lantern at times, especially in later seasons.
** [[http://lotoflaughters.com/22-times-the-justice-league-proved-their-superpower-is-sass/ It's a world of snark]].
* ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam!'': June, starting in season 2.
* ''Kerwhizz'' : Pip is a voiceless example, growling in frustration at Ninki's wrong answers.
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'':
** Shego. In fact, she considers Drakken to be little more than mocking gold.
-->'''Shego:''' Okay, let's get [[OperationBlank Plan Too-Complicated-To-Actually-Work]] over with.\\
...\\
'''Drakken:''' Would it hurt you to show a little enthusiasm?\\
'''Shego:''' ''[[FlatJoy (deadpan)]]'' Woohoo, extra hoo. Happy?\\
...\\
'''Shego:''' Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the "genius".\\
'''Dr. Drakken:''' Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the "mad".\\
'''Shego:''' Ooh, scary man.
*** Fun-fact: Shego wasn't originally planned to be like this, but after the directors realized how much talent her voice actress had in doing the DeadpanSnarker, they changed her whole script.
** Kim herself also has her moments.
** Also Monkey Fist.
--> '''Monkey Fist''' ''(said menacingly to a child-hostage staring at him):'' "Take a picture. It'll last longer."
* ''KingArthursDisasters'': Lancelot and King Arthur:
--> '''Robin Hood''': Hey, that's my tree you're cutting down!
--> '''King Arthur''': Oh? This is your tree? Well, good for you then.
--> '''Lancelot''': Look, I don't want to cause doom and despondency, but I really think we oughtta GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
--> '''Lancelot''': That's the fountain of youth? I expected it to be more.....impressive.
** [[IncrediblyLamePun Hehehehehe. Snark knights.]]
* ''LibertysKids'': both Sarah and James switch off in playing this role. More often than not, it's James snarking about how stuffy the high society that Sarah was born into is. Though Sarah has been known to throw a great deal of snark right back at him about how infantile Americans in general -- and James specifically -- can be.
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Wilhelm_von_Steuben Baron von Steuben]], despite only being in one episode, has his moments:
-->'''American Soldier''': Sir, you may not appreciate our brand of military discipline, however...\\
'''Baron von Steuben''': How can I appreciate what you don't have?
* ''TheLifeAndTimesOfJuniperLee'': Almost every single character. This show's humor ran on two things: playing with, subverting or deconstructing fantasy tropes and pure grade-A snark. Most prominent in this regard was probably Monroe, [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick the talking Scottish dog]].
* ''WesternAnimation/LittlestPetShop1995'': Chloe.
* ''LooneyTunes'':
** BugsBunny is arguably the most famous and iconic DeadpanSnarker in western animation.
** DaffyDuck (post-{{Flanderization}}) has quite a sarcastic streak in later cartoons, though he's probably more of an ObnoxiousSnarker.
** PorkyPig is often very verbal about the wacky cast around him, especially when paired with Daffy (particularly the pompous Daffy who was trying to be a star, not the wacky one who always got Porky in trouble).
** Tweety certainly has his moments.
* WesternAnimation/MegaMan: Protoman has a tendency to do this.
-->'''Cutman:''' Almost got him!\\
'''Protoman:''' "Almost" only counts in horseshoes, Cutman.
** Being a deadpan snarker was pretty much Protoman's entire character besides him being a blood knight. He snarks the good-guys, especially his baby brother, his own allies, and even his boss, Wily, when he comes up with some of his goofiest plans.
** Mega Man himself shows spades of this, particularly when he is mocking the Robot Masters' stupidity.
-->'''Gutsman:''' How did you know we were going to be here?!\\
'''Mega Man:''' Any idiot can read a train schedule.
* ''{{Megas XLR}}'':
** Jamie is, while being a strong coward and womanizer, a decent example of the trope. He is often well aware of and comments on the lunacy and danger of Coop's actions and, sometimes, dialogue. That being said however, he seems to enjoy the destruction Coop's actions brings, so may or may not comment if it doesn't directly affect him.
** Coop's [[BigRedButton button of doom]] would occasionally get in a good one. For example, it was once labeled "Do Something Stupid, Coop".
* ''MoralOrel'' : Reverend Putty, and possibly Ms. Sculptham are this. Putty because he's bitter at being a virgin and possibly annoyed at God, as judged by his "I Hate My Boss" mug.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Mr Bogus}}'': Several characters, with [[{{Bratty Half Pint}} Brattus]], [[{{Only Sane Man}} Tommy]], and [[{{Mole Miner}} Mole]] being the most prominent examples.
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': [[OnlySaneMan Twilight]] [[StraightMan Sparkle]], Rainbow Dash, and Spike each known for snarky moments, but Twilight Sparkle applies especially well.
-->'''Twilight:''' Now tell me, what exactly have you actually seen [[TheBooRadley Zecora]] do?
-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' Well, once a month she comes into Ponyville.
-->'''Twilight:''' ''Ooh!''
-->'''Rarity:''' Then, she ''lurks'' by the ''stores''.
-->'''Twilight:''' Oh, ''my!''
-->'''Fluttershy:''' And then... she digs at the ground...
-->'''Twilight:''' Good ''gracious!''
** As mentioned above, Rainbow certainly has her fair share. After [[TheKlutz Derpy]] somehow destroys the roof of the Town Hall:
-->'''Derpy''': ''(jumping up and down on a storm cloud)'' I just don't know what went wrong! ''(electrocutes herself)''
-->'''Rainbow''': Yeah. It's a mystery.
** [[LittleMissSnarker Scootaloo]] takes after her idol by filling this role for [[PowerTrio the Cutie Mark Crusaders]], [[HypocriticalHumor despite being the most rash and impulsive of them]].
--> '''Applejack''': ''(giving the Crusaders her old, crumbling clubhouse)'' It just... needs a little, uh... TLC.
--> '''Scootaloo''': TLC as in "tender loving care," or "totally lost cause?"
*** Apple Bloom gives these moments just as well, such as when the Crusaders fail to build a table, and in response to the [[ItMakesSenseInContext coughing of a plant she grew]]
--> "Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery."
--> "Layin' it on a little thick there, aren't we, pal?"
** This trope is essentially [[ManipulativeBastard Discord's]] default disposition. Notable in that despite being one of the single most sarcastic characters in the series, he's also [[EvilIsHammy incredibly over the top]] at the same time.
%% Luna is non-sarcastic easily more often than sarcastic, so she probably does not qualify. At the very least she should be left unmentioned so as not to diminish mentions of Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash. If you disagree, take it to the following thread: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1331473451059167100&page=7#173
* ''PawPawBears'': Trembly Paw.
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'':
** Candace, although, most of the time, she's not so much "deadpan" as "[[NoIndoorVoice very LOUD]]":
-->'''Guard:''' There's no yelling allowed.\\
'''Candace:''' Oh, right, it's a museum, I wouldn't want to [[SuddenlyShouting WAKE ANYONE UP!]]
** Stacy can be like this when paired with Candace. [[OnlySaneMan It's not hard to see why.]]
** Agent P is a SilentSnarker.
** Doofenshmirtz himself also has his moments.
** Linda when Candace tries to bust her brothers and when Candace is a DeadpanSnarker herself.
** Ferb, with emphasis on "Deadpan".
** Roger Doofenshmirtz's secretary Melony.
** One episode has normally cheerful Robot Buddy Norm turn into this to Doofenshmirtz. It leads to this exchange:
--> '''Norm:''' Oh, how about next time ''you'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext make the potato salad,]] and ''I'll'' make the overly-complicated shemes that always comically backfire?
--> (beat)
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Cuttin' deep Norm. You're cuttin' deep.
* ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'': The Brain, usually in response to Pinky's insanity.
-->'''Pinky:''' "Egad, you astound me, Brain!"
-->'''Brain:''' "That was a simple task, Pinky."
* ''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppies2010'': Squirt tends to be one, particularly to Niblet and, somewhat less often, Strudel. Cookie, on the other hand, will snark on whomever, whenever.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'':
** T.J., Vince, and Spinelli.
** King Bob, when he's not being a LargeHam.
** Apparently, Miss Grotke when she needs to be one.
* ''TheReplacements'': C.A.R., usually at Dick's expense.
* ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'': Rocko, but only when he's annoyed.
* ''{{The Saga of Noggin the Nog}}'': Graculus the Great Green Bird, right from his first line.
* ''ScoobyDooMysteryInc'':
** Velma can't seem to help herself
** Surprisingly, Scooby Doo is one at times.
** Daphne was one in ScoobyDooOnZombieIsland ("If this is a mask Fred, it's a pretty darn good one!"), though Velma still had her moments.
-->'''Daphne:''' "I need a real live ghost."
-->'''Velma:''' "That's an oxymoron Daph!"
** Fred and Shaggy have both had their moments over the years as well, even Scrappy.
* ''{{Sealab 2021}}'': Sparks.
* ''TheSecretSaturdays'':
** Doyle. After the family finds out that [[spoiler: the KidHero is the ultimate evil monster they were all trying to hunt down, the patriarch of the family forbids them to tell anyone about this.]]
-->'''Doyle:''' Yeah, I was planning on a radio jingle, but I can cancel that.
** His sister is the same. But then, what else can you expect from the voice actress of [[KimPossible Shego]]?
* ''TheSimpsons''.
** Comic Book Guy to the point where he causes a sarcasm detector to ''self-destruct''.
** Lisa often fills this role occasionally, especially when interacting with the severely less intelligent Bart and Homer. While Lisa fought for things that she believed in the earlier seasons and actual took concern in Homer or Bart's dilemmas, she has been reduced to a pure example of this in the current seasons. [[http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/media/framegrabs/season23/s23e18/s23e18_261.jpg "Beware of My Cheating Bart" is a text book example of this]].
** Bart can also act in this role when dealing with Homer.
** Deconstructed briefly in "Homerpalooza" when Homer gets up on stage to perform his newfound skill of taking cannonballs to the gut:
--->'''Teen #1:''' Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. ''He's'' cool.
--->'''Teen #2:''' Are you being sarcastic, dude?
--->'''Teen #1:''' I don't even know anymore...
* SimsalaGrimm: Yoyo is known for all sorts of sarcastic one-liners.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Sixteen}}'': Nikki Wong.
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
** In the latter episodes, Stan has a habit of pinching the bridge of his nose and sigh, when other character does something stupid. He often exclaims "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here" and, in "Child Abduction is Not Funny", he remarks to Kyle, "Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid," and as they rejoin their families at the conclusion of the episode, "Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but, Jesus Christ...".
** Craig is the personification of this trope.
---> '''Craig:''' ''Do you guys know why nobody else in School likes hanging out with you? ... [[InvokedTrope Because you are always doing stuff like this.]] You are always coming up with a stupid idea to do something, and then it backfired, and then you end up in some foreign country, or in outer space, or something. ... That's why nobody likes hanging out with you guys.
--->'''Craig:''' This is fun. Let's walk for miles through a spooky jungle. It just keeps getting better and better.
--->'''Craig:''' Let's see what's in there. That's why you guys get into these situations. Because when you come across a spooky, ancient ruin, you say: "''Let's see what's in there.''"
*** By the end of the episode, the four becomes very annoyed with his remarks and tell him things happen you just run with it.
** The entire episode of Sarcstaball. [[InvokedTrope Aren't you shocked as taser gun you guys]]?
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''
** Squidward.
** Karen, all the time.
** Patrick, occasionally.
* ''StarWarsTheCloneWars'':
** Obi-Wan in ''StarWarsTheCloneWars''. If anything, he's even deadpan ''snarkier'' in the show than he was in the movies.
-->'''Obi-Wan''': That's your plan? Just fly in there, land, hope they don't spot us, and walk in the door?
-->'''Anakin''': Basically.
-->'''Obi-Wan''': Oh, brilliant. Let's get going.
** Also:
-->'''Obi-Wan''': You seem a bit on edge.
-->'''Anakin''': There's a good chance that we're about to destroy all life on this planet, including ours and the senator's. So ''yes'', I'm a bit on edge! Why aren't you?
-->'''Obi-Wan''': ''(shrugs)'' I'm better at hiding it.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}}'': Alice is this.
* ''TazMania'': Digeri Dingo is by far the most sarcastic character on the show.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|1987}}'':
** Raphael is the resident snarker, in the animated ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|1987}}''
--> "He's not only from an alternate dimension, but also ancient Japan. [[GenreSavvy So naturally, he speaks English]]."
** The Shredder can occasionally be one as well.
-->'''Bebop''': Hey Boss, it's me, Bebop!
-->'''Shredder''': Really? And all this time I thought I was talking to Santa Claus.
** In the [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012 the 2012 series]], Raphael is once again the resident DeadpanSnarker, but [[UpToEleven even morseso than before]].
-->*''Whilst all hell is breaking lose in the Kraang's base, with an alarm blaring in the background''*\\
'''Leonardo:''' Let's move.\\
'''Raphael:''' Move ''where''?\\
'''Donatello:''' I... think those are power conduits.\\
'''Raphael:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, that's really intesting! Thanks for sharing, Donny!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'':
** Raven, sometimes even to the point of CrowningMomentOfFunny:
-->'''Beast Boy:''' See? [Blackfire] thinks I'm funny.\\
'''Raven:''' Statistically, I suppose ''someone'' has to.
** And:
--->''(unicorn statuette causes a secret door to open)''\\
'''Raven:''' Well, that's not suspicious...
*** Could be TallDarkAndSnarky, except for the "tall" part.
** Cyborg has his moments, too.
--->'''Robin:''' (about Starfire) I have to find out if she's a threat.\\
'''Cyborg:''' (behind his back) More like find out if she'll give him another kiss...
* ''TheTick'': The last episode featured superhero-in-training Sarcastro, [[{{Pun}} a man dressed as Fidel Castro who was sarcastic]]. In fact, being really sarcastic was his only stated superpower, and the only time he got to use it in a heroic fashion (he spent most of the episode snarking at the Tick and the other superhero cadets) was when he faced down the MonsterOfTheWeek, a hitman using a suit of PoweredArmor:
-->'''Sarcastro:''' Oh, ''sure'', I'm gonna fight ''you''. ''(runs away)''
* ''TimeSquad'': Larry 3000 which is rather obvious, since he's a CampGay {{Expy}} of the [[StarWars C-3P0]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland'':
** Almost every character (except [[DumbBlonde Lindsay]]) becomes a DeadpanSnarker over time [[ComedicSociopathy due to the suffering they go through on a daily basis]] but Noah, Duncan, Gwen and Leshawna are the most prominent examples.
** "Woo-hoo, way to throw those murder balls. Go team, go."
** Even [[spoiler:Mike's SplitPersonality Mal]] is shown to have shades of this in ''All-Stars'' as seen in "Moon Madness".
-->[[spoiler:'''Mal:''' ''(while pretending to be Mike)'' Wow Cam, you may just have a point.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers'':
** Scourge occasionally plays this to Cyclonus.
-->'''Cyclonus:''' ''(in reference to hearing moaning while inside Unicron's head, in ''Five Faces of Darkness Part 1'')'' Must be the wind.\\
'''Scourge:''' There ''is'' no wind in space.
** Unicron himself is not a slacker in this department in TheMovie.
-->'''Megatron''':"Nobody summons Megatron!"
-->'''Unicron''':"Then it pleases me to be the first."
**
-->'''Megatron''':"I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands!"
-->'''Unicron''':"You exaggerate."
** Springer lives and breathes this trope, particularly in TransformersTheMovie, but also in Season 3 of WesternAnimation/TheTransformers.
-->''"Yes, SIR, Mr. Leader, sir!"''
** Even Optimus Prime gets in on this from time to time. It's sometimes hard to resist, given the state of cartoon villainy in the 80's.
-->''"Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies."''
** Rodimus Prime is prone to this.
-->'''Rodimus''': Don't panic yet. Stay calm until we know what's going on. Then we'll panic.
*** It goes beyond Deadpan Snarking and straight into GallowsHumor and BlackComedy. For instance, when the Autobots and their two human allies appear to be stranded in space...
-->'''Ultra Magnus:''' It could be months until we're found.
-->'''Spike:''' Aw swell. What do Daniel and I do when the air runs out?
-->'''Rodimus:''' Basically you'll have two choices: suffocate or smother.
* ''{{Transformers}}: WesternAnimation/BeastWars'':
** Rattrap from fits this role perfectly. He is snide, cynical, and sarcastic. He's notable for his frequent use of the phrase "We're all gonna die.", and constantly bickers with Dinobot, and, later, Depth Charge. He is, however, a capable soldier and, if need be, leader.
-->'''Rattrap:''' Eh, command's a pain in the tail... especially with ''this'' pack of hyenas. You can ''keep'' it.
** Blackarachnia, as the show's resident DarkActionGirl, also qualifies. Especially when dealing with Silverbolt.
* ''{{Transformers}}: Robots in Disguise'': Slapper, Gas Skunk, and Dark Scream do this a lot to their boss, Sky-Byte.
* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'':
** [[MadDoctor Knock Out]] certainly has his moments.
--> '''Knock Out (when [[TheStarscream Starscream]] [[PercussiveMaintenance bashes]] the MacGuffin on a table):''' Oh gee, why didn't ''I'' think of that?
** Even [[BigBad Megatron]] has his moments of snarking.
---> '''Megatron:''' (visiting the Autobot Base) So, this is where the magic happens... Quaint.
* TrustMeImAGenie: Ziggy, Joe and sometimes Diego.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Wakfu}}'':
** Evangelyne, mainly towards IdiotHero Sadlygrove, [[MrViceGuy penny-pinching]] Ruel, and her charge, RebelliousPrincess Amalia.
** Rubilax, a TalkingWeapon, is fully into the SnarkyNonHumanSidekick category. In fact, all of the Talking Weapons in this show are like that. Justified by one whom stated that while [[SealedEvilInACan trapped in that form]], there isn't much else they can do.
* ''TheWeekenders'': Tino Tonitini was brilliant at this.
-->''(a girl who humiliated [[BlackBestFriend Carver]] is waving at him at the beach)''\\
'''Carver:''' She's ''waving at me?'' Is there a law against this kind of thing?\\
'''Tino:''' ''(deadpan)'' Oh yeah, they're enforced by the Federal Bureau of Waving.
** The end of one episode shows a photo of Tino that has "Most Sarcastic" written underneath it.
* ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub'': Tecna sometimes acts like this.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}}'': The main characters all have their moments. Irma Lair is the resident queen of snark.
* ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'': Raimundo, although not exactly deadpan, is still very snarky.
* ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice'': Basically every teenaged hero and quite a few of the adults and villains, too. Probably the most obvious ones are Artemis and Robin I/Nightwing, the latter of which will snark even in the darkest situations.
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