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* Website/TheAgonyBooth's Mr. Mendo does this in his reviews, but ''really'' shines when dealing with hostile commentors. For example, after someone took issue with him trying to prove that ''ForrestGump'' was a bad movie, he responded:
-->'''Mr. Mendo''': You're right, I should ''never'' have the courage of my own convictions. It's bad manners, you know...
* Will Heggers, the Castle Crew engineer and OnlySaneMan, is the most qualified character on ''Roleplay/{{AJCO}}'' by far.
--> '''''' That's a lot of ash.. and ... dead people...\\
'''''' It looks like the last birthday party at AJCO.
** Other characters, such as Breyos and Frances, have their moments. The normally polite Egg will [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness turn into one]] when backed into a corner.
* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd is famous for the sarcastic remarks he use when he's reviewing bad games. Half the fun of the show is his very deadpan personality.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/user/BikdipOnABus BikdipOnABus]] can be this sometimes, especially to stupid commentors.
* In his podcasts and website, skeptic [[http://skeptoid.com/ Brian Dunning]] actively uses deadpan snarking in his articles.
--> I have no idea whether a single atom of magnesium restores sex hormones, whatever that means, but if so that's one hell of an atom. If you want magnesium, take a vitamin pill. If you want oxygen, take a breath. If you want sex hormones, get a girlfriend. ''-Wheatgrass article''
* [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]. His field of expertise (arthouse movies) provide ample material.
* TheBugle is what happens when you put three British [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkers]] on a trans-Atlantic call once a week.
* Moose from ''WebAnimation/ChickenAndMoose''.
* Dr. Shelton in ''DarwinsSoldiers''.
* Pixel Girl of TheDefrosters actually claims to be this in the first episode of the new season. She also claims to be a troper.
* The title character of JossWhedon's ''[[DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]]''. (See the page quote)
** His sidekick Moist...
--->'''Dr. Horrible:''' I have a [=PhD=] in ''Horribleness''.\\
'''Moist:''' Is that the new catchphrase?
* [[OnlySaneMan Dana]] from ''WebVideo/EchoChamber''.
-->'''Shannon''': Shut up! ''You'' just don't know ''anything'' about ''love''!
-->'''Dana''': Oh no. My heart. She breaks.
* Jeff Andonuts, hands down, in ''FobbiesAreBorange''.
-->'''Jeff:''' Isn't your mom's name Rosie?\\
'''Paula:''' Well, yeah...\\
'''Jeff:''' Rosie the robot. He took the name from the Jetsons. Your mother is a robot, Paula.
* Ferr of the LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts, though most of them (aside from pipes!) have their moments.
* Los Hermanos, a member of the titular Global Guardians superhero team, is probably the most notable heroic example in the ''GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse''. The most notable villainous example is likely The Evil Mastermind (a hyper-intelligent, nine-year-old GadgeteerGenius and leader of Evil Mensa). When the two of them face off, it's a veritable hurricane of snarkiness:
--->'''The Evil Mastermind:''' "Now that you're in my clutches, hero, I'll..."
--->'''Los Hermanos:''' "... bore me to death with the gloating and the grand-standing? You're like a villain out of an old-style movie serial."
--->'''The Evil Mastermind:''' "Oh dear, your use of a reference to a form of entertainment that hasn't been produced in sixty years has destroyed my self-image. What will I do now?"
--->'''Los Hermanos:''' "Go back home and finish your homework?"
--->'''The Evil Mastermind:''' "Ooh! And now comes the crack about my age! You know, that's almost but not quite completely ineffective! But please, do keep trying. It's always important for people to think they're accomplishing something..."
* Alucard in ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'':
--> '''Luke''': You must be the great Alucard.
--> '''Alucard''': 'Suuuuup.
--> '''Luke''': I've heard quite a lot about you.
--> '''Alucard''': Oh, really?
--> '''Luke''': The nightwalker, who glides through oceans of blood, beyond human, a monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow upon darkness itself!
--> '''Alucard''': [[IllTakeThatAsACompliment Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!]]
--> '''Luke''': Excuse you?
--> '''Alucard''': Oh, I'm sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone's ''sucking my dick.''
--> '''Luke''': Perhaps I should just skip to my point. My name is Luke Valentine.
--> '''Alucard''': And I'm Carmen Sandiego! Guess where I am!
--> '''Luke''': I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here.
--> '''Alucard''': Oh, so am I. And I'm failing... and I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so agitated, because this blond little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my ''70" plasma TV,'' and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father!
--> ''(Luke and Alucard point their guns directly at each other's head)''
-->'''Alucard''': Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?
* Papa Burch, from ''HeyAshWhatchaPlayin'', makes snarky comments at his children (especially [[ButtMonkey his son, Anthony]]) on a regular basis, his voice never going any higher than a disinterested monotone.
* John, and to a lesser extent, Dave, from ''JohnDiesAtTheEnd''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1uVi41I1oc&playnext_from=TL&videos=4eVUgeX2Tg0 Left 4 Speed 2's]] Nick. "A mall. How original."
* In ''TheLizzieBennetDiaries'' the cast always has its moments, but Lizzie deserves a mention as a creative and StepfordSnarker DeadpanSnarker, as does Charlotte for her especially dry and pragmatic wit, which aligns well with her personality.
* Sarah in ''{{lonelygirl15}}'' and, to a much lesser extent, ''WebVideo/LG15TheResistance''.
* In ''Literature/LovelaceOneTwo'', the protagonist, Andi, tends to makes jokes this way. For example, in [[http://banter-latte.annotations.com/2013/08/07/lovelace-12-part-9/ Part 9:]]
-->'''Andi:''' So, want me to write a computer program for you longhand? Best to give me a topic -- I couldn't think of one. I'm not entirely sure what people write computer programs ''about''. The book suggests it should just output 'hello, world,' but I’m not one to make that kind of unambiguous welcome to a planet I've barely even seen before.
* Alex from MarbleHornets.
-->'''Alex''': (after his house had been broken into) Hey Jay, you forgot your flashlight.
* Curt, from MirrorFall definitely counts. In response to being teleported with Stef into the infirmary where the resident [[TwinCest twin doctors]] are engaging in some, ah, 'creative healing' he covers Stef's eyes and says when she protests, "‘Newbie, don’t ask unless you want to see a very explicit answer to the question “what’s up doc?”
* [[WorldOfSnark Just about everyone]] in ''TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', but Bridget Tice really deserves a special mention:
-->'''Judith:''' H-hey, Bridget. H-how's it going?
-->'''Bridget:''' ''(completely monotone and deadpan throughout)'' Well, I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park, [[ADegreeInUseless I have an art history degree from a night school]], my cat just died, I've lost twenty-five percent control of my sphincter muscles, I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat, I drive a 91 Dodge Neon, I have ovarian cysts, sometimes I pee the bed still, I have alopecia. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year-old manager at Pizza Street. PS: He only has one ball.]] So I guess... better than you.
* MSFHighForum: Miranda by a mile.
* After finding himself trapped in a fantasy world and having to make the best of it, [[Literature/TheLayOfPaulTwister Paul Twister]] is constantly snarking about the silly fantasy tropes he keeps running across.
* From Website/TheOnion: "[[http://www.theonion.com/articles/awful-man-offers-witty-acerbic-take-on-everything,2750/ Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees]]".
* [[Website/DesuDesBrigade Professor Otaku]] frequently uses this, but it's also aided by the fact that he lacks any sort of smiling facial expression. Growing up on Spider-Man comic books probably didn't help.
* ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum use this trope as a survival mechanism.
* Almost all of the characters of RedVsBlue get in on the fun, but a few get surpassing mention:
** Church. This is his ''nice'' mode. From here, it escalates to acidic rage. He does hang on to the snark, delivering some of the series's best lines.
--> [In an answering-machine sketch] "THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU '''FUCKING WHORE'''"
** The Red team passes this ball around - they'll take turns suggesting stupid things, and then the others will drop the snark-hammer on the idea.
** Agent Washington. What happens when you take an idealistic soldier and mind-rape with [[spoiler: your own suicide-inducing memories]] as his teammates kill each other and destroy his home in the fight? What happens when you dangle a way out of it all just beyond his newfound friends? Apparently you get a bitter, vengeful, creepily-clever snarker.
* Danny Brady in ''ShadowUnit'' often fills this role, and so does Daphne Worth from time to time--usually when she's trying to outdo Brady.
* Every commentator for LetsPlay/TheStrawhatNO
* Dr. StuartAshen. The pieces of tat from shops such as Poundland and 99p Stores as well as ripoff gadgets such as the POPstation and PCP station provide SnarkBait.
* ''WebVideo/StuffYouLike'''s [[PunnyName Sursum Ursa]] usually leaves the sarcasm to her [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]]. Usually.
-->'''Sursum Ursa''': Because we cannot ever, [[SarcasmMode ever,]] have [[HollywoodHomely ugly people]] on our screens.
* Shadow the Hedgehog in SuperMarioBrosZ, compared to in [[SonicTheHedgehog the actual Sonic franchise.]]
* Common both in and out of character in ''SurvivalOfTheFittest''. One of the better examples would be Sean O'Cann, at least in his moments of clarity.
* Website/TeamNightSaturn has a couple of those:
** WebVideo/WorstMusicOfTheYear
** Barnabas Thade from WebVideo/TrailerJailor
** Danny from WebVideo/YourCharacterSucks
** WebVideo/EddMasterZero
** WebVideo/MalaCritico
* Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. A large portion of all the site's reviewers have a Snarker tendency.
-->'''[[Film/StreetFighter Guile]]''': I'm going to get on my boat, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass...
-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': [[SarcasmMode Heart of a poet.]]
** The ''SurfNinjas'' review. A whole episode of snarkiness. WOW.
** WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob has such a great voice for it, too. Case in point from his ''Island of Death'' review, when he sees a character get brutally slaughtered with a knife and a gun, then another character says that they don't know how he died.
--> '''Snob:''' If only the stab wounds and bullet holes had given us more clues!
** In the fourth anniversary movie, ''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee'', the award for this goes to Sad Panda, who achieves a sort of stoic nirvana in which his face does not budge an inch and he does not utter a single non-sarcastic line.
* John Bain AKA Totalbiscuit. They don't call him ''Creator/TheCynicalBrit'' for nothing.
* Roleplay/TouhouAGlimmerOfAnOutsideWorld has Koakuma providing lots and lots of snark, along with Mima. Hilariously, Koakuma is a Mima {{fangirl}}.
* Both friends from ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'' fluctuate between this and open hostility at whatever they are playing.
* Belle of Web/UniversityEverAfter is prone to making saracastic comments, especially when talking to [[BelligerentSexualTension Ben.]]
** Snow likes to snark, too.
* As ''{{Unskippable}}'''s premise is based off of ''MysteryScienceTheatre3000'', it's only expected that the two hosts play this role to a T.
* Peristrixalo from TheWanderersLibrary. “Just once, I would like to meet something beautiful that tries to kill me, but I suspect that's asking far too much.”
* The Freewebs RPG WarriorsTheFinalCry has Ivypaw, a [=ShadowClan=]-born she-cat who ran away to [=ThunderClan=] to escape her abusive mother. She can be quite the snarker at times, though is mostly friendly about it.
* [[WhateleyUniverse Phase]] does this with references most of the rest of the cast doesn't get. [[SmallReferencePools They return the favor]]. Girlfriend [[StuffedInTheFridge stuffed in a fridge]], anyone?
* In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', the protagonist's supervillain team, the Undersiders, has three: [[BatDeduction Tattletale]], [[PeoplePuppets Regent]], and [[PerceptionFilter Imp]]. Perhaps not coincidentally, each of them have powers that are well-suited to screwing with people's heads.
* The reporters for Yahoo's Odd News, especially Greg Proops, make humorous comments on everything they report about.
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' is full of delicious snarkiness, especially Kaiba, Yami Yugi and Bakura, though everyone gets their snarky moments
* [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben Croshaw]] very rarely feels the need to be deadpan--his humor's most often very blatant. Every so often, though...
* [[http://xninjared.deviantart.com/art/Cho-reads-My-Immortal-152293752 This guy]] is pretty sarcastic to his father while he's making himself ready to hang himself with his tie. Then again, that's pretty understandable after reading ''MyImmortal''.
* Benjamin Cook of WebVideo/BecomingYouTube..
* Either the Blog/WorstMuse honestly thinks her suggestions are worthwhile, or she's toying with bad writers.

'''Fan works''':
* Almost everybody is this in both ''FanFic/AeonNatumEngel'' and ''FanFic/AeonEntelechyEvangelion'', even [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Rei]].
* In ''Roleplay/DCNation'', Green Shield and Caleb Zukov take snark to the level of art form - usually at the other's expense.
** Anything by Itsjustsomerandomguy, especially the Joker and the Green Goblin (when he isn't high).
* [[WorldOfSnark Everyone in]] [[Fanfic/EbonyDarknessDementiaRavenWayVsCanon The MSEA Files]] can cross into this. [[LemonyNarrator Even the narrator.]] ''Especially'' the narrator.
* In ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', Kyon managed to be [[UpToEleven more snarky than usual]].
-->'''Kyon:''' Oh, wow, the fight went bad, so you pulled out a knife! What a brilliant and wholly original tactic!

'''New media''':
* The website Website/{{Cracked}}.com is the ''epitome'' of this archetype.
** So, it comes as no surprise that [[JohnDiesAtTheEnd David Wong]] writes for that site.
* Website/PlatypusComix author Peter Paltridge works a number of sarcastic and/or smartass remarks into his articles.
* [[CatsAreSnarkers Sylvester]], from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFMQEdWU6NQ this]] Website/YouTube video.
* Snark has a certain cathartic or ego-stroking value for many people especially if it seems to go over the heads of their targets. For this reason and also because of the {{GIFT}}, many netizens will snark as much as possible at anything they come across. Attempts are often made to veil genuine anger at [[{{Troll}} someone else's snark]] with one's own cutting wit, [[SturgeonsLaw usually with cringe-worthy results]].
** Admit it. We Tropers are a snarky bunch.
** People on {{Facebook}} either ignore utterly pointless or vague statuses, or deliberately make fun of them. There really is no in-between.
** Many Website/YouTube commenters will show up on a video that does not interest them at all just to snark at the fans (or the fans' comments).
* Chris "Rowdy C" Moore of WebVideo/TVTrash is probably the only person who can pull off DeadpanSnarker and NoIndoorVoice at the same time.
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