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* [[ServileSnarker Alfred Pennyworth]], in various incarnations of ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'', constantly makes ironic (but [[GentlemanSnarker highly polite and proper]]) comments on Master Bruce's lifestyle.
-->'''Batman:''' Jim will pull through!\\
'''Alfred:''' Or what, master Bruce? You'll dress up like a giant bat and haunt the night for the rest of your life?
* Whenever Franchise/{{Batman}} (in any incarnation) isn't either moping around in {{Wangst}} or being TheComicallySerious, he's generally the one with a deadpan line. Or, as Jaime Reyes (''BlueBeetle III'') put it, "Batman's actually kind of funny, in a dry, scary way." Typically, Batman needs Superman as a foil if he's going to be funny.\\
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The Robins (most of them) tend to pick up the slack as far as snark goes.
* ComicBook/CaptainKlutz, of all people, gets in a good one to a movie star in "Hollywood Whodunit," even though he's supposed to be dumber than dirt:
-->'''Deanna Drano:''' My life is in danger!\\
'''Klutz:''' I saw your last picture and I'm not surprised! I narrow it down to two suspects! [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating Your critics or your audience!]]
* Everyone says lines like that in any book involving {{Deadpool}}.
* ComicBook/DeathsHead, Freelance Peacekeeping Agent.
* Eva Kant from ''ComicBook/{{Diabolik}}'' has her moments. Her favourite snark is insisting her husband's death (devoured by a panther) was an accident, as [[spoiler: he was trying to set the panther ''on her'', and Eva didn't mean to set the panther on him]].
* Comicbook/DoctorStrange on occasion. His manservant Wong is pretty good at it too. Same goes to Umar, especially towards her brother, Dormammu.
* Will, Wheeler, and Cocoa from ''ComicStrip/DogsOfCKennel''.
* Flash Forward/Negative Man II of the ''Comicbook/DoomPatrol''. His nickname is an in-joke referencing the fact that there was a "Negative Man" in the original Doom Patrol -- that, and the fact that he's extremely hard to get along with due to his icy personality and seeming inability to say anything nice about anyone.
* A newspaper comic example: When ''{{Garfield}}'' began, Jon Arbuckle was the original snarker (being most notorious during the fall of 1978), with Dr. Liz Wilson taking that role when she was introduced the following year. (Jon by the turn of the eighties was yet the StrawLoser for he is known today). Finally, by the mid-1990's the cast had been reduced to Garfield, Jon and Odie (apart from the unseen Ellen and Jon's various blind dates), and the fat cat took the deadpan persona he is today.
* John Constantine the ''{{Hellblazer}}'' embodies this trope. Not only is he a witty talker, he speaks it with his English accent, which makes it twice more badass.
* ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}'' often uses deadpan. His CatchPhrase "Ah, Crap," can be said to be an example, as is his habit of yelling "Boom!" when he punches someone with the Right Hand of Doom.
* Black Bolt from the MarvelComics ''TheInhumans'' is TheVoiceless; if he were but to whisper, it would unleash a shockwave strong enough to destroy a city. Despite this, he's constantly ''thinking'' such lines. During his time with the Illuminati, fellow member Charles Xavier doubles as a translator. Also, when he wants to declare war, well, he doesn't beat around the bush: he declares "War."\\
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The Illuminati miniseries has a very funny part where Black Bolt comments that his wife (who speaks for him) never lets him get in a word edgewise.
* [[JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Psycho-Doughboy and Mr. Fuck]] tend to slip into this when Nny's planning on killing himself, and Nailbunny does likewise when Nny starts {{angst}}ing. Tess falls into this as well, mostly in reaction to [[TooDumbToLive Kirk]], and Devi becomes one of these [[IFeelSick in her own series]].
* ComicBook/JonahHex has a fine line in acerbic putdowns.
* ''Comicbook/JudgeDredd'' in that he's shown to be lacking emotion, yet has a ridiculous number of [[BondOneLiner one liners]] for any given situation.
* ''Comicbook/LastManStanding'' has [[TheHero Gabriel]] show shades of this.
* Ragamuffin from ''LenoreTheCuteLittleDeadGirl''. Well, that's because he seems to be the OnlySaneMan in that freaky comic.
* Elaine Belloc from ''Comicbook/{{Lucifer}}'' has occasional moments of deadpan snarking, most notably when she sat at the table with Archangel Michael, Lucifer and Destiny of the Endless debating heatedly. Her comment was: "Another glass of testosterone, anyone?"
* Atticus Pix from ''Ministry''.
* Matt Fraction's 26 issue run on ''{{Punisher}}'' War Journal gave Frank a sort of dark, subtle sense of humor.
-->'''Punisher''': Nobody gets me. Maybe it's the skull.
* Denny O'Neil and Greg Rucka's versions of TheQuestion, although as Vic Sage he tends to combine this with JerkAss.
** According to [[WordOfGod the Author's Notes,]] this was deliberate in regards to Renee Montoya in ''ComicBook/FiftyTwo''. When she's out of the mask she's serious, angtsty and often quite brusque, when she's The Question, she starts to snark and make jokes. Not well, but it shows how she can become someone else.
* Red Hood from ''ComicBook/RedHoodAndTheOutlaws'', although Arsenal and Starfire do get their shots in.
* John Byrne's character, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rog-2000 Rog-2000]], does this often.
-->Crook: Cheese it! The Coppers!
-->Rog (As crook's knife shatters on his chest): I'm not copper! I'm 100% Stainless steel, see?
* ''ComicStrip/{{Rudi}}'' from the German comic of the same name. His sister also has this somewhat. When Rudi reprimands her for wearing a sexy LittleBlackDress, so all the guys on the street are staring at her:
--> Vicky: "Don't like it? Sorry, but my burqa is being dry-cleaned..."
* Everyone in ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' is this at one point or another, but the most straightforward example is Gert. [[PerkyGoth Nico]] takes on this role as well.
** Xavin and Klara Prast are notable exceptions, with the former usually being TheComicallySerious and the latter often failing to get the joke.
* In ''[[ComicStrip/SallyForthWood Sally Forth (Wood)]]'': two specialists are Wild Bill Yonder and Q. P. Dahl.
* The SavageDragon does this both on and off the job. Sometimes, he takes it far enough that people consider him a JerkAss at times.
* Kim Pine in ''Comicbook/ScottPilgrim''. So much. Stephen Stills and Wallace Wells as well, to a slightly lesser extent.
* This is such a defining characteristic of Lenny from ''ShadeTheChangingMan'' that when her ability to snark was stolen (along with her sex drive,) she attempted suicide.
* ''ComicBook/SheHulk'' Jennifer Walters. Especially when written by John Byrne and Dan Slott.
* Every character who isn't AxCrazy (or TheVoiceless) in ''SinCity''. And some who are, ie. Marv.
* {{Sonic|TheHedgehog}} is incredibly snarky in his [[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehog comic series]]. During one battle with the near omnipotent Enerjak, Sonic makes several puns on the name. When Enerjak immobilizes him with chaos energy and asks if he's quite finished with the witty remarks, Sonic makes seven or eight more cracks in rapid succession, before Enerjak hurls him through a wall.
* ComicBook/{{Spider-Man}}, to the point of deserving to have the trope named after him. Though really, he spends a lot of time in incredibly-energetic-snarker mode too. At one point, this embodied him so much, a lot of people used to call them "[[FanNickname Spider-zingers]]".\\
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Played with by ComicBook/SpiderMan2099, who's terse and straightforward in costume, but a killer snarker in his civvies.\\
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SpiderGirl inherited this trait. So did the resident [[TheSnarkKnight Snark Knight]], her "[[CloningBlues cousin]]" [[spoiler: [[LukeYouAreMyFather Darkdevil]]]].
** His snarkiness is well known even in-universe. In an issue of ''Comicbook/{{Excalibur}}'', the members of [[TheMightyThor the Wrecking Crew]] briefly mentioned Spider-Man's name, elliciting a "I hate Spider-Man" from one of the members. The response: "Everyone hates Spider-Man."
** In the ''ComicBook/SecretWar'' miniseries, Spidey met Comicbook/BlackWidow out of costume and made a quick joke. Widow suddenly realized who she was speaking with.
--> "Oh God, I recognize that voice."
* Most of the characters in the comic book prequel to ''StarWars: {{Knights of the Old Republic}}'' have their moments, but the absolute king of snark is unquestionably [[LoveableRogue Gryph]]. The title of Prince would probably go to [[TheHero Zayne]].
-->'''Gryph:''' ''(upon being levitated by Zayne)'' I seem to have lost weight.\\
(reading the news report on Zayne's escape:)\\
'''Gryph:''' "... Failed Padawan..." "... Slew classmates..." "Fugitive is armed and..." Umm...\\
'''Zayne:''' Dangerous?\\
'''Gryph:''' No. "Deranged." Well, that certainly sounds like you.
* The bulk of the characters in ''Star Wars: Rebellion volume 2: The Ahakista Gambit'' have one or two smart remarks, but Baco Par, the SnarkyNonHumanSideKick is notable in that he barely has ten lines which ''aren't'' snarky. See the [[Quotes/DeadpanSnarker quotes page.]]
* In contrast to Spidey, Clark Kent tends to be quite snarky at the ''Planet'', but drops it as Franchise/{{Superman}}. This is DependingOnTheWriter in [[{{Film/Superman}} the Movie]], Superman was at ''least'' as snarky as Spider-Man ever was.
** It often depends who he's talking to, as well. When he's "Superman", say in public, or against a villain, no snarking. When he's around somebody that knows the real him (Clark), like Batman, he tends to be more snarky.
** In the New 52, he's actually fairly witty or sarcastic with most of his lines, both as Superman and Clark Kent. Like this particular gem, in a spaceship, with a gaping whole blown in the side of it by a giant:
-->Superman: Grifter, take your friend hiding in the rafters-
-->???:Deathblow.
-->Superman: [[FailOSuckyname Seriously?]] Never mind, just let me handle this-
-->Grifter: [[CaptainObvious But the hull is breached!]]
-->Superman: You '''think'''...?
* Terra, from ''Comicbook/TeenTitans'', is iconically sarcastic, which hints at her infamous twist. Her [[DeathIsCheap second]] version, and [[LighterAndSofter cartoon]] version, lack this sarcasm.
* [[ComicBook/WilqSuperbohater Wilq the Superhero]], the main protagonist of a Polish comic series of the same name, is so sarcastic that he was actually called "the most frustrated character of Polish comic books" by the ''Wprost'' magazine.
* ''ComicBook/{{X-Men}}'': ComicBook/{{Gambit}} (to name just one) is the absolute King of this trope. Every other sentence that comes out of his mouth is a snark. And you can never tell when he means it...
** Suprisingly, ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} is quite snarky when he wants to be as well. In the First Class comic for example:
--> Bobby, is my memory going, or do you have super powers? ([[ItMakesSenseInContext When about to be devoured by a mutated animal of Monster Island]])
* Every single member of the ''YoungAvengers'' displays this to some extent. They beat up about one enemy for every ten lines of snarky dialogue and WittyBanter.
* While he doesn't display it very often (mainly because he doesn't talk much at all), the Punisher has been shown to have a very dark and dry sense of humor sometimes.
** Cop: "Any time you want to finish this, big man, I'm ready. You and me, one on one-" Frank: "I'm not really dating anyone right now."
** In another story, Frank had allowed himself to be arrested and imprisoned in order to get at some incarcerated wiseguys. While he was being led to his cell, the corrupt chief guard pointed out a heavily muscled inmate who was giving Frank a death glare. "See that guy, Castle? He's the toughest con in here and he's the one they're going to send after you." The Punisher promptly breaks loose, overpowers both guards, grabs a baton and uses it to beat the inmate to death before anyone could stop him. Tossing the baton aside, he looked at the chief guard. "Tell them to send the second toughest."
* In any comic book written by PeterDavid, the majority of the cast will be snarkers.
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