'''''[[IncomingHam WELCOME]]''''', '''[[LadiesAndGerms ladies, gentlemen, and tropers]], to DarthWiki's Favorite GameShow'''...

'''''[[PowerEchoes WARP... THAT... AESOP!!!!!]]'''''

[-[''[[{{Earworm}} Catchy]] ThemeSong plays'']-]

Hello! Hello! How are you all doing today? How are the kids?

All right, [[AsYouKnow you all know how to play the game]]! Contestants will take a piece of media... and, through a number of [[SelectiveObliviousness deliberate misunderstandings]], a few {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s, [[TwistingTheWords taking some things out of context]], [[MisaimedFandom assuming that everything presented was meant to be taken as instructional and serious]], and reading in more than a little {{Fanon}}, make it seem like the creators were attempting to deliver a terrible, ''terrible'' message to the kids at home...no matter how [[AssPull utterly off-base]] it is!

But, before we begin, let's just go over the three rules of the game, shall we? Rule number one! Make sure to read the above paragraph before adding a example. Rule number two! This is ''not'' {{Headscratchers/Headscratchers}} [[{{Recycled IN SPACE}} with a sarcastic tone]], and if you think it is, get out. And, last but not least, ''rule number three!'' This page is '''JustForFun''', serious attempts at finding a FamilyUnfriendlyAesop, and Real Life examples will be ''purged''. Oh, and remember, folks, '''[[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Whining costs twenty million points]]''', so there's that.

...and whatever you do, don't change the channel to SugarWiki for SugarWiki/SweetenThatAesop. And ''don't'' mix this show up with JustForFun/ThingsWeHaveLearntFromMedia -- that's just facts, this show is about 'truths' and principles.

Ok, now that we've got all of ''that'' out of the way, first to [[EveryTenThousandPoints 10,000 points]] gets [[OneUp an extra life]],[[note]]to replace the one [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife you ruined]][[/note]] a copy of our HomeGame, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Rice-A-Roni]], the San Francisco treat!

'''Round One! Ready.... GO!'''
* WarpThatAesop/{{Anime And Manga}}
* WarpThatAesop/ComicBooks
* WarpThatAesop/FanFic
* [[WarpThatAesop/AnimatedFilm Film - Animation]]
** WarpThatAesop/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls
* [[WarpThatAesop/{{Film}} Film - Live Action]]
** WarpThatAesop/{{Avatar}}
** WarpThatAesop/StarWars
* WarpThatAesop/{{Literature}}
** WarpThatAesop/{{Fairy Tales and Nursery Rhymes}}
** WarpThatAesop/{{Twilight}}
** WarpThatAesop/HarryPotter
* WarpThatAesop/LiveActionTV
* WarpThatAesop/{{Music}}
* WarpThatAesop/MusicVideos
* WarpThatAesop/ProfessionalWrestling
* WarpThatAesop/TabletopGames
* WarpThatAesop/{{Theater}}
* WarpThatAesop/{{Toys}}
* WarpThatAesop/VideoGames
** WarpThatAesop/AceAttorney
* WarpThatAesop/{{Webcomics}}
** WarpThatAesop/{{Homestuck}}
* WarpThatAesop/WebOriginal
* WarpThatAesop/WesternAnimation
** WarpThatAesop/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
* WarpThatAesop/{{Tropes}}
* DarthWiki/WarpThatAesop: It's okay to distort the truth and promote bad morality if it entertains you.
** [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining about aesops you don't like]] is okay if you cover it under a thin coat of snark.
** Everything you watch, everything you read and every game you play is teaching you a horrible lesson.
* DarthWiki : Ruining your eyesight and being snarky go hand in hand.
* DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck: One bad episode is all it takes to permanently damage an entire series for a single person.
** Lacking a sense of humour is a valid reason for hating something that wasn't made just for you and you alone.
** It is a-okay to drop a show for having politics you don't agree with!
** The Western Animation subpage: Cartoons are very SeriousBusiness. Enough to write academic essays on why they're terrible.
*** The ''DethroningMoment/RobotChicken'' subpage: If you don't like BlackHumour, you should watch shows filled with it anyway just to complain about it on the Internet.
* NightmareFuel: Don't worry, it's more than perfectly okay to read an entire page of things guaranteed to give you nightmares at night, hence the page title!
** Children can't handle anything remotely scary in movies or shows made for them. Most are too scary for adults too.
** Tropers are gigantic pansies who are afraid of their own shadows.
* Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease: You aren't allowed to say that Hitler, Stalin, or Pol Pot were evil.
** You can never have nice pages on the internet because people get so butt-hurt over things they disagree with.
* PoisonOakEpilepticTrees: [[YouBastard Tropers are all sickos.]]
* Troper Tales: Complaining about your life on the internet will solve all your problems.
** Bragging about being a badass makes you awesome!
* Pantheon/TropePantheons: Anime, video game and cartoon characters are all really Gods who demand your sacrifices.
** Want to [[Administrivia/TheGreatCharacterAlignmentDebate circumvent the rules on Tv Tropes]]? Just make a massive group-written crossover fan fiction.
* DarthWiki/ThatTroper: [[NeverMyFault You never make mistakes or do anything wrong on Tv Tropes]], it's always some other evil troper doing it on purpose.
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