Describe TroperWorks/TheModestlyInterestingAdventuresOfHammondCheese here.

Oh, what a delightful idea!

Once upon a time, there was a young man by the name of [[PunnyName Hammond Cheese]] who worked as a kindergarten teacher. Normally, he wouldn't be very remarkable, except for the fact that he could [[BrokenMasquerade see through the illusions put up by the supernatural]], a power called the Sight. When he's not teaching small children to read and write, [[UnluckyEverydude Ham]] is investigating the activities of the supernatural underworld with his friend/[[HeterosexualLifePartners sometimes-roommate]] David (a GoldDigger and witch), his constant companion [[CuteGhostGirl Nona]], and his [[FriendsWithBenefits Good Friend]] [[BadassNormal Mel]].

This work-in-progress by @/{{Turtleducks}} and @/BigBlue will become a series -- eventually.

Full of [[TheFairFolk nasty Fae]], [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]], [[AllMythsAreTrue gods aplenty]], and most any other supernatural creature you can think of.
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Tropes that apply:

* AffablyEvil: Valley. He's always a gentleman and appears to have ''everyone's'' best interest in mind... at least, until he rips out your throat and rapes your children. On occasion, he will help out Ham, much to the latter's dismay.
** Also Beelz, though how evil she [[CardCarryingVillain really is]] [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold is debatable.]]
%%* AllMythsAreTrue (as long as someone believes in them)
%%* AlterKocker: [[GodInHumanForm Yahweh]] and [[AllMythsAreTrue Asmodeus]].
* AuthorAppeal: A lot of it, but most prominently Jewish characters, [[BigBeautifulWoman big beautiful women]], and what became EveryoneIsBi.
* BadassNormal: Mel might not have any actual powers, but you do ''not'' want to mess with her.
* BadBoss: Beelz ''wishes'' she could be this, but alas, the Agency has her on too tight a leash for her to be allowed to do any ''real'' damage.
* BettyAndVeronica: Starring sweet, [[TheIngenue innocent]] Nona as Betty, and [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], free-spirited Mel as Veronica.
* BigBeautifulWoman: Beelz. Enforced by the fact that she can look however she wants, and ''chooses'' to be large and in charge. (It turns out that this is also the case for many goddesses.)
* BlackAndNerdy: David might be a musclebound [[TheCasanova bed-hopper]], but he's also a tremendous Franchise/StarWars fan.
%%* TheCasanova: Also David
%%* CityOfAdventure: Forrester, the magic capital of Canada.
%%* CuteGhostGirl: Nona
* CompleteMonster: [[BigBad The Sophisticates]], including Valley.
* DecadentCourt: The Sophisticates (vampires who drink human blood from the source and have retained their humanity) and some of the Fae.
* EldritchAbomination: Mother, ([[LargeHam From Whence Came All Evil in the World!]]) to Ham. [[HumanoidAbomination To everyone else, she just looks like]] [[EvilOldFolks a little old lady.]]
* {{Expy}}: [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Sophisticates]] John and Karen are expies of [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Edward and Bella.]] It [[YouHaveFailedMe gets]] [[MercyKill much]] [[TheWoobie worse.]]
* TheFairFolk: The few Fae that Ham comes in contact with are, in a word, '''batshit'''. His mind can't even process them.
%%* FantasyKitchenSink
* FemmeFatale: Beelzebub [[DivineRaceLift herself]].
* GodsNeedPrayerBadly
* GrandpaGod: Yahweh (and Asmodeus is a Grandpa Devil.)
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Ham and David, but Yahweh and Asmodeus even more so-- they've been living together for ''two-thousand years''.
* HotLibrarian: Ham's on-again off-again love interest, Mel Duguet.
* ISeeDeadPeople: Ham especially, but anyone Enlightened (read: supernatural) can, too.
* MagnificentBastard: Valley, one of the few not-insane human-hunting vampires in Forrester.
%%* TheMasquerade
%%* MistakenForGay: Ham, a ''lot''.
%%* OurMonstersAreDifferent
%%* PalsWithJesus: He wears Crocs.
* PunnyName: Ham, oh Ham. He [[{{Lampshading}} lampshades]] it when talking about his family: He's an only child because his parents couldn't think of any more punny names to give their children.
* {{Satan}}: Used weirdly. There are [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils six Devils,]] all adopted children of [[EldritchAbomination Mother]], all responsible for tempting people on Earth.
* SpinOffspring: Or, at least, a SequelHook with [[BabiesEverAfter Ham's daughter, Nancy.]]
* UnfazedEveryman: Ham
* UrbanFantasy: The entire story, minus some backstory elements, takes place in the city of Forrester.
* VillainousCrush: Valley fancies himself in love with Ham, which in no way stops him from trying to murder him.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Yahweh and Asmodeus (who actually refer to each other as "Enemy"). Sometimes Ham and David.
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