[[quoteright:320:[[FoodPorn https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Cookies.jpg]]]]
[[caption-width-right:320:Cookies. [[WebOriginal/LOLCats We has them]].]]
You. Yes, you. [[CompellingVoice You would like some cookies]]. [[EvilTastesGood Tasty, aren't they]]?
Now that I have your attention, I was wondering if you would like to join [[AncientConspiracy our group]]. There are wonderful benefits such as the accessibility to [[ArtifactOfDoom artifacts]], [[TomeofEldritchLore tomes]], and [[TheLegionsOfHell armies]] to help you with any [[{{Revenge}} vengeance you might be craving]].
So you do want to [[DealWithTheDevil sign up]]? After all, [[EvilFeelsGood it feels good to be above others]]. We have [[TakeOverTheWorld big plans]] and [[MoreThanMindControl could really use your talents]]. Just remember not to betray us for we are quick to silence those in our way.
And if all of that doesn't convince you, just remember: Only ''we'' [[PoisonAndCureGambit have the]] [[CarryingTheAntidote antidote to those cookies]].
[[spoiler:Oh. I think we might have misplaced it somewhere. Too bad.]]
Listen, if you would rather go to that My Little Pony barf , you're only looking at death, join us...We also have [[WebOriginal/LOLCats Cheezburgers...]]
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