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* He completely fails at knowing where to put his examples
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Describe [[IAmThatTroper That Troper]] here.


Oh, you know that person. Don't lie, you've always known them. They have been around long before you were ever here. They use [[TheFourSwords Red Links]] to trope titles that they just made up on the spot. They KickDogs, don't [[Pothole pot hole]] correctly, {{Pimp}} their own articles and ComplainAboutShowsYouLike. They never TakeItToTheForums, they ALWAYS YKTTWBash, they LinkToArticlesWithinTheArticles, use [[spoiler:SpoilerTags when they really don't need to.]] ''and needlessly over emphasize things'' [[WordCraft FULL STOP]], they shove in inane details about themselves, they repeat examples.
* They put examples in the main text.
They lurk the wiki, seeking to make your very life [[PrecisionGuidedMisery miserable.]] Nobody [[ThouNameless knows their real name]], [[NamesYouShouldRunFromQuickly or would even want to]], they can't be narrowed down to a single person, it's likely that they don't even [[MirroredTomato know of their crimes]] against wikis. Some say they are nobody, some say they are everybody, but we can all agree, they're [[TidalDrop That Troper]]. They also [[spoiler:overuse spoiler tags and]] RepeatExamples.

See [[spoiler: DarthWiki/HowNotToWriteAnExample]] for more information.

Nothing like [[spoiler:[[SugarWiki/TheOtherTroper The Other Troper]]]].
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[[IHeardItSomewhere I heard that]]...

* They add examples at the Top of the list.
*** BRO THEYR JUST TRYNG TO MAKE ITN IN ALFABECICAL ORDER
** They engage in {{natter}}.
*** They don't get how to indent examples
* They hang out at [[DarthWiki/MienPage Darth Wiki]], always complaining about something or other.
* They post a lot of [[FireProofTunic Red Links]], that cannot be good for [[spoiler:the server.]]
* They constantly use [[ThatTakes Take Thats]] on the pages of ShowsTheyHate.
* They revive all articles in the RedColoredClub they love until all grammatical variations of their trope-name have been used. No matter how many {{sockpuppets}} that takes.
* They link to the [[TakeThat/UpTheAss Take That]] page or the DeadpanSnarker page when making (perceived) snarky comments.
** ...or link to the [[HaHaIMadeAFunny Pun]] page when making a... [[YouShouldKnowThisAlready/SeriouslyWhatIsYourDeal well, you can probably guess.]]
*** Most of their puns SuckAss too.
** They link to the InsanityTrollingLogic page in reaction to something they think is stupid.
** They add new tropes as [[AsteriskyBusiness sub-points]] for no reason.
* They're always there to delete your edits two minutes after you make them.
** They will try to counter points made in your additions, but [[TotallyMissedThePoint don't understand the point you were actually making]] and end up [[DepartmentOfRedundantRedundancy re-stating everything you already said]] except [[ReallyLikesBigWords in a more long-winded fashion]]
** They will sometimes delete your perfectly valid edits for no given reason other than to be a [[OgreLikeInternetInhabitant troll]]
*** They will also edit ''your'' additions to make you sound stupid and then completely own "your" point
* They mention fanfiction that sounds [[{{Sicknasty}} absolutely awesome]], but don't provide a title or link.
** Not to mention webcomics - there was a hilarious pisstake of that on ''{{Pennykcd}}'' once. It won awards. You should go check it out.
** They recommend their own fanfiction in the NotableFanfiction pages no matter how few people have actually read it.
* They have been using [[spoiler:way]] more [[NeverEnuffDakka Dakka]] than their share.
* They don't have a favorite [[HesHisOwnFavorite Magnificent Bastard]].
* They [[ParaBomberMan add their new example at the top]] because they think [[DamnRight it's better than yours]]
** They move around others' examples just because they think they [[TheyReallyDo look better that way]]!
** They repeat tropes because they are too lazy to [[ControlPlusF find them themselves]].
* They burnt our crops, hacked our internets, and they called me a [[InherentlyFunnyNames doodiehead]]!
* They use <> and launch ThatThingYouKnowWhere's prematurely for tropes we already have.
* They make [[PutAnSOnTheEnd plural initialism]] redirects out of things like NPCs, RPGs, VAs, and RTSs.
* They [[YouIdiot completely miss the point]] of the article.
* They natter on about personal anecdotes outside of [[TroperStories Troper Tales]].
** Like the time [[color: darkred: That Troper]] ComplainedAboutShowsTheyReallyDidntLike, and got the page removed?
*** Yeah, [[JustLikeThat just like that]].
*** Oh, [[{{Sugoi}} Cool]].
** When they do use Troper Tales, they use it to [[BigEgoSmallName brag about their abilities and boost their ego.]]
* They revert their edits, when seeing [[DudeWheresMyArticle they've been removed.]]
* They delete PerfectlyValidExamples from tropes because [[HeyILikeThisShow they happen to like the show they come from]].
* They write articles, [[MamaTroper then constantly go back to them]], changing around other people's edits to better fit their image of the page.
* They are [[HeMightBeLegion LEGION]].
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[[folder: '''[[Oh Shit I am That Troper, and this wiki... is MINE! ]]
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* [[AuthorOfDeath They wrote]] this very article.
** They [[AccordingToKeikaku PLANNED]] this very article.
* [[NoOneExpectsTheTomato This Troper IS That Troper]].
** [[IKnowThatYouKnowThatIKnowThatYouKnow That troper appears to be this troper that's that troper]].
** [[XanatosBatman This troper's That Troper is this troper who thinks he's that troper]].
** [[VeryLongGag This troper's that troper is this troper who acts like this troper is that troper]] who is this troper whose that troper is [[IAmThatGuy That Guy]]!
* They [[MandatoryAesop never learn anything]] from what they watch, and thinks they're [[Anvilicious/StevenSeagull heavyhanded]] when they're HighlyInformative.
** [[EpilepticMassGuessing Alternate Theory]]: [[YouKnowTHATTroper That Troper]] is [[JackRebney everyone's Grandpa!]]
* They [[spoiler:put huge sections of text under spoiler tags. Like, ''ridiculously'' huge sections of text. Like the entire example, even. Even -- ''especially'' -- if the entry is only partly a spoiler, or could be rephrased in such a fashion so that it would no longer be a spoiler, or that the spoiler could be adequately covered without covering a massive chunk of text with spoiler code. Even if the example is from an example that [[ItWasHisSled everyone knows the 'spoiler' to anyway,] or an example to an entry that announces that it's going to be full of spoilers from the start. And sometimes they will unspoil]] certain [[spoiler: unnecessary words at random to really break]] the [[spoiler: flow of the text. Fair enough That Troper's trying to avoid spoilers, but the way they do it usually ends up being self-defeating because people have to find out what the spoiler is anyway if they want to see how the example's at all relevant to the page.]]
** Or alternatively, they blithely spoil plot developments without care for who has seen them or hasn't, like the fact that everyone in "The Mousetrap" is actually a [[VampireReveal vampire]].
** [[spoiler:They]] use spoiler tags in a way that [[SelfFulfillingSpoilage makes it blatantly obvious what they're hiding]], making them NostalgiaCritic/EntirelyPointless.
** They also tend to put [[spoiler:LinksAndPotholesUnderneathSpoilerTags]], potentially GivingAwayTheSpoiler if a reader accidentally MousesOverTheLink.
* [[ImmolateTheHag That Troper turned me into a newt!!]]
** [[MontyPythonsFlyingGrail A newt?]]
*** [[HealingThingy He got better.]]
* They're in league with TheAdbot.
* They made us lose [[ThatGames The Games]].
** Then [[IWon claims that they won them shortly after]].
* [[AndThenHeWasAZombie They are the demons]].
* "That Troper" is "goblin" [[BackwardsEman spelt backwards]].
* [[ThatMovieWithTorgoInIt ThE MasTer wouLd noT apProvE of ThAt TroPeR.]]
** [[DoctorWhat The Master]] actually might.
*** Especially since they are both [[ClockMasters clock masters]]
* thye edit tv troeps and PrettyCoolGuy/{{doesnt afraid of anything}}.
* They use [[MemeticMigration memes]] inappropriately and gratuitously, especially in trope titles.
** That Troper. IAmDisappoint.
** Their disapproval rating is {{over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND}}!!!!!!!!!
** PASTAAAAAAA!!
** They live in SPARTAAAAAAAA!
** They do all this... with the help of KYOJIIIIII!!!!!!
* They're the [[MyRealPapa real author]] of ''My Immortal''.
** IKnewThatAbomination was written by a troper.
* They constantly insert their [[SoapboxSally politics and opinions]] into the examples. Occasionally even [[ThreeStrikesYoureOut striking]] the description.
* They have never seen ''{{Citizen Cain}}'', but they know that ItWereHisSled, and they tell you this just before you pop in the DVD.
* X Trope is OlderThanTheyThinks, while Y Trope is NewerThanTheyThinks.
* They constantly refer to themselves as ThisTroper outside of TheTroperTales!
** Even though TroperTalesWereBanned!
* They make edits that make you wonder if they have [[DidntDoTheResearch ever seen the show in question.]]
* They write snarky examples in [[TalesOfTheTropers Troper Tales]] to prove how cool and edgy they are without realizing that kind of behavior in real life makes them an [[ThatHoleInYourButt Ass Hole]].
* They drop [[{{BOOOOOM}} Atomic F-bombs]] [[HumorousHypocrisy all the fucking time]].
* [[SimpleJack They always goes full dumb.]]
* They [[TauntHappyFunBall taunt Happy Fun Ball]] on a regular basis.
* Instead of using italics for works, they use '''{{bold}}''' or TheSimpsons/NothingAtAll.
* They overuse [[ItGoesOnTheBottom those lines at the bottom]].
* [[HeClickedTheEditButton This entry is checked out]] [[AndWalkedOffToGetHimselfACoffee until 06:66 Pacific Standard Time by]] [[AndHeNeverCameBack That Troper]].
* [[NightmareFaceAndACaption The pictures they use]] completely miss the point and make you cry if you stare at them!
* [[SingleIssueWank They get offended when you make an error]], like saying that Elizabeth I was born in 1926, and then write long reasons why that is wrong instead of editing it.
** What are your sources? She absolutely WAS NOT BORN in 1926. That is Queen Elizabeth II. [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotStupid How can a perfectly intelligent person not know that]]?
** Ah, but you would be wrong, troper! I will call you out on your mistake and leave that mistake in there just so everybody knows you're wrong.
* Sometimes, they're too lazy to even ''try'' to [[HoleInTheRoad Pot Hole]], and instead [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LinksToThePageInsteadOfUsingPotHoles links to the trope page itself]]!
** They often forget how to PieHole entirely, so instead they clumsily try to include the trope name in the sentence itself, because WhatAMoron.
* They are pissed that ThisTroper gets a working RedLinkedPage, and THEY DON'T! WhatGives?
* They have no idea HowToMakeACoolYKTTW.
* They [[IDoNotThinkThatWordMeansWhatYouThinkItMeans keep using that word, which nobody thinks means what they think it means]].
** And personally coined the word 'egregious'.
* They put rude {{Edit Reason}}s and [[BanHammer get themselves banned]].
** Sometimes, that troper will even insult the other tropers for their mistakes.
* They ruined the only known CompletelyBlueEntry.
* They don't understand that sometimes some of these things can be justified, and gets rid of all of these.
* They see that they made a UselessLink and [[LazyBastard don't try to go back and fix it]].
* [[ManHater He's a man.]]
** See? YouAreNotReallyDifferentFromHim after all! Both you and him HateThingsForStupidReasons!
** He's also [[BigBadEbilGuy The Man]]
** He's a [[ManJuice Straw Man]].
* [[BreadEggsSugarSquick They kill people with forklifts.]]
* They use their own fanon theories and alternate character interpretations when adding examples to a trope.
* They come up with ridiculously obscure alternate names taken from [[IDontLikeThisShow shows they don't like]] for tropes they deem negative, so they can call said show the [[TropeNamedAfterX Trope Namer]].
* Sometimes when they are feeling particularly GenreSmart, while they are ComplainingAboutAShowTheyDontLike (or a fandom, or a character in the show, or what have you), they will be sure to add YourMileageCouldVary just so they can get away with putting their negative opinions as a bullet point to every trope example and act like a large number of people share their opinion, whether they actually do or not.
** And now with the YMCV tabs in place on a lot of pages, they're able to hi-jack the whole YourMileageCouldVary page with their opinion and go unchallenged. [[YouJustCantWin They'd do this more often if they weren't too lazy to use the YMCV tabs most of the time]].
** They also use the recent site crackdown on subjective tropes being on the main page as an excuse to delete anything subjective on a page that they disagree with, leaving the subjective tropes they do agree with, and [[TheyreGoneForever never bothering to create a YMCV page for what they delete.]]
** They also complain about the trope they don't like.Any story having that trope will be [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom DOOM.]]
* They cannot resist adding inane bullets to spout their own opinion, full of PhraseCruft and BlatantPassiveAggressiveness.
** [[ThatWasABluelinkSoIRedlinkedItForYou To Be Fair]], sometimes they're ReallyRatherClever.
*** DoYouReallyBelieve that anything ThatOneTroper says is clever? YourMileageCouldVary, of course. I mean, I'm not actually suggesting ThatOneTroper is a raging idiot, just saying BeamMeUpScotty/ALotOfPeople feel that way.
* They don't know what's [[ThereIsNotNoSuchThingAsNoNotability notable]] or not, and potholes StarWar links as "this movie."
* They never miss an opportunity to mention their brilliant web comic, MooseShreds, the [[FuckedUpLives Zany Antics]] of its [[BunchOfAssholes Loveable Cast]], or its use of [[ItsAPenisJoke Deep Philosophical Symoblism]], and removes it from SoBadItsVile whenever [[Asshats/ThaOtherTroper People Who Just Don't Get It]] add it there.
* They modify pages so that their grammatical syntax is lost, and do not explain why the changes are necessary.
* They make [[InscrutablySnide snide comments]] in the 'edit reason' box that are less about explaining why they felt the change was necessary and more about smugly asserting that they are so much cleverer than the person who made the original edit.
** Because they're such a Mmmmagnnnificent Bastard with capital MB like a degree. They were schooled in awesome. You were not.
* They lie about [[ReallyNotMakingThisUp things they have done]] In the [[UserStories Troper Tales]] section, and expect other people to be impressed.
** That is, when they actually use Troper Tales and don't just say it on the main page.
* They write personal opinions in the examples page and try to get away with it by preceding it with "[[FuckingLies Most fans agree]]..."
* They quote the NostalgiaCriticizer as a bullet point to every single trope example of a work reviewed by them.
** Then they write a review on a work within hours of it being reviewed by the NostalgicCriticizer, basically saying the exact same thing NostalgicCriticizer said because [[ReviewsAreTheBible they have never actually seen the work in question before]].
* They were greatly saddened upon finding out they couldn't use the strike-through markup to strike through things instead of editing or deleting them on the main wiki anymore.
** They don't realize [[NiceJobBreakingItMoron they were the main reason they were disabled]], because they always used them to be snarky.
* Some are beginning to suspect that they may in fact be an [[{{OmnicidalAddict}} Omnicidal]] [[{{DemonGoldfishDevourerOfTime}} Eldritch Abomination]] who is using this wiki as his tool to turn all of [[{{TheConstituents}} us]] into the [[{{YourMindsAreMine}} wetware]] energy particles they need to fuel their multi-versal ApocalypseRod.
* They link to pages that read only "ClickTheEditButtonToStartThisNewArticle".
* They think anything [[NotReallyFunny "funny"]] is a [[MutatedMeme meme]] and post it in [[MemeEffect Memetic Mutation]]
* They [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouAreUnlikelyToHaveWatched complain about your favorite show]] by making harsh generalizations that you know to be false or greatly exaggerated.
* That Troper censors out entries they don't like on ItJustBugsMeOkay, YMMV, and UntamedMassGuessing pages, and because That Troper knows better than anyone what should go on a subjective page, That Troper does so without giving a reason. Certainly That Troper is under no obligation to edit said entry for better relevance and accuracy, or to move a trope from the main article to the appropriate page.
* They insert the obligatory semi-related BuffyThatVampireSlayer and AvatarThatLastAirbender reference, because heaven knows they're not mentioned on enough pages in this wiki.
** ...right after they go to every work on the WildMassConjectures page and state that "(Character X) is a Time Lord."
* [[TreasonMegacrimeAndJaywalking ...and they jaywalk.]]
* They [[PokeThePuddle chew gum with their mouth open]].
* [[CaseInPoint tH3y r4nd0m1y ins3r7 num63r5 wh3r3 13773r5 5h0u1d 63]]
* They call people chuweros, despite ''clearly'' not having ChWordPrivileges.
* They claim their favourite show is so good that it KilledTheGenre until their other favourite show revived it.
* They're thoroughly convinced that all [[LolTheCloudCuckoolanderIsASerialKillerIReadSoInAFanFic fan fiction is canon]], especially if they're the one who wrote it. And they'll throw a fit if canon starts to contradict their favorite fan fictions.
* That Troper inserts spoiler tags in what might be [[spoiler: otherwise oblique]] references only understood by [[spoiler: familiar]] viewers, in order to really paste red flags over the phrases and names to look out for. After ExamplePimping enough variations into the broadest range of articles, any reader will get more clues that the show would've revealed.
* That Troper [[DaughterOfKingWifeToBe has 6 fingers on his left hand]].
* That Troper likes to label anyone remotely cheeky a DeadpanSnacker, no matter how remote that character's description is from either half of the trope name they've just typed out.
* That troper thinks that any plan that a bad guy makes is a ZanatosGambit.
* That Troper loves [[SeltzerAndFriedberg/ExplainingTheJokeIsSoVeryFunny explaining every joke]], thus completely ScrewingUp the punchline.
* They are WhyWeArentAbleToHaveHaveNiceThings.
* They are a [[strike: pathetic wannabe radio jockey who tries to cover up their utter blandness and lack of personality]] Laaaaaaarge HAM!
* They PlayFavorites and say that one culture's works are better than another's and everyone should agree with their opinion.
** They litter pages with TooMuchOfTheirFavoriteCulturesLanguage and think every page should have a title in that language referencing something from a show from that culture they like, no matter how obscure.
They don't bullet correctly.
* They insist on capitalizing every pronoun, making an example of Themselves for some reason He or She or They cannot figure the hell out because there is no reason for The Troper to do so and It is really annoying when You are just trying to read the wiki.
** [[AllLittlecaseLetters sometimes they dont capitalize anything at all]] or [[NoPunctuation/{{Period}} even bother to use punctuation]]
** Or They Capitalize Every Word As If It's Just A ReallyLongTitle And When They Get Called Out On It, They Say "You're Trampling On My Freedom Of Expression!!!" (Yeah, Well, You're Trampling On My Eyes)
* They never resist inserting the notorious meme TheCandleJackMan, and always leave their sentences [[LeftYaHanging hanging]] like thi because they find long dead memes hilarious.
* They [[{{Sheeple}} can't think for themselves]] so they always quote TooMuchPunctuation, {{MST40K}}, and RiffRoll in whatever they are talking about so people will find their edits witty.
* They needlessly shoehorn the current page they're PimpingTheEntries for onto every article that could possibly have anything to do with it, almost as if they're playing the "Six Degrees Of Separation Between Anyone And Kevin Bacon" game, just with whatever they're obsessed with in place of Kevin Bacon. [[FanMyopian And of course they're under the belief that if they're obsessed with something, everybody else is too.]]
* They list EverythingAsASubversion because they believe their favorite show couldn't possibly [[TropesAreBad play something straight]]. Or possibly because SubversionsAreJustCooler.
** Sometimes that's not enough but something needs to be subverted brutally, horrifically or magnificently.
** And their favorite shows never simply avert a trope. [[HardAversion They avert them HARD.]]
** Inversions, according to That Troper, are even cooler.
** They list tropes as "partially" subverted because it was only slightly different from the trope description.
* They write the same thing under both {{Movie}} and WesternCartoons.
* They {{Hyperlink Pot Hole}} in Understatements ''everywhere,'' even when [[{{Overstatement}} the phrase isn't actually an understatement.]]
* They use DoubleQuotes to italicize "words" that might not "even" need emphasis in "the" first place.
* They think even the least remotely sexy things in the world are HighUnleadedFetishFuel, and will share their fantasies with everyone.
* That Troper. {{Just}}... That Troper.
* That Troper- WhatDoYouMeanItsNotUtterlyAwesome?!
* They list [[YourMeasureMayVary YMMV]] as a trope in work pages, or concludes every example with "but of course, YourMileageMayDiffer".
** As usual, [[YMMV/MyOpinionIsBetter your mileage may vary]].
** Then when they LearnedSomewhatBetter, they kept putting InUniversal examples in the YMMV page.
* They eat babies
** They make nonsensical examples
* They think thier favorite shows are God's gift to humanity and are a cure for all diseases, and deserve to be shoehorned onto every page in the wiki. They think your favorite shows are the worst shows ever to appear on television and [[IHateFanHaterHaters you're a horrible person for liking them]].
* At [[OfTerminator every opportunity imaginable]], That Troper [[ComplainingAboutEverythingWhichYouDontLike complains about everything, which they don't like]].
* They add TakeThatRedirects to articles of [[AssesShowersShitalia series]] or [[AllAdaptationsSuck tropes]] they don't like.
* They [[TropingWillKillYourTime spend all day finding trope examples]] for their favorite shows in order to make them look creative and OverdosedOnTropes, even when [[ThatShowIsNotAnExample those tropes don't apply to that show at all.]]
* They want [[ThisTroperIsAnAlwaysChaoticEvilCompleteMonsterMagnificentBastardTotallyAccidentalYeahPervert Troper Tales]] back.
* They try to sneak in [[IsThisTheRealLife/IsThisJustFantasy Real Life]] examples in articles that explicitly say DoNotAddRealLifeExamples, or [[AddingExamplesHereIsALoophole try to add them in Troper Tales]] (which is probably why [[IWantTroperTalesBack they want it back]]).
* Many articles are in the ForeverARedLinkClub because of them.
** TheyRuinedThosePages on purpose.
* [[ThatTroperExclaimation That Troper!]]
* [[Anime/AshiteruNoKawaiiYourSelfInsertIsDesiredByEveryLesbianLoli They pothole the works in their examples]] instead of visually naming them.
* They write about most hated fictional villains in a [[strike: laughably vitriolic and whiny]] DramaticallyBadass tone that properly emphasizes what a horrid waste of existence this [[EVILLLLLllL Compleeeeeete Moonnnsster]] is!
* They {{pothead}} to StrangeUncommonEuphemism whenever they write a [[spoiler:common]] euphemism.
* =--->They can't quote properly.
** -- [[ThatsMe That Troper]]
* They created ''[[WebSeries/WeSentToThePermanentRedLinkClubDueToDramaImportation That Troper]]''.
* They add things to NegativeImplicationsOfApparentRacismSexismOrOtherSuchThings that don't actually imply anything.
* TheyAlwaysPostAbsurdlyLongLinksThatDontLeadAnywhereBecauseTheyreAllRedLinksAndThatReallyScrewUpTheServerSeriouslyWhatsTheirDealHuh?
* They [[ICanDoWhateverIDamnWellPlease constantly launch new trope pages]] without posting them first on YouKnowThatThingWhat and then [[TrianglePegHugeTrope define the trope to appeal to their own personal preference]] [[TropeDissonance because they think that since they're the one creating the trope that they can make the page about their own biased opinions]].
* They think that every character they like is an EnsembleBlackHorse.
** They think every character they don't like is TheScrappyGuy.
*** Or they use TheScrappyGuy trope to defend [[RelatesToTheNiceGuyDouchebag characters they like]] that some fans don't like.
** For them, all strong female characters are MarieSus.
* They think any story element that remotely resembles something done in another work must be a YellOut.
* They capitalize a trope's title WrOng BecAuse they're too LazY to use BraCkets for OneWordTropEs.
* Recently, That Troper said things like InARecentEpisode without telling [[WhatYearAmIIn you when they made the edit]]. Maybe they are a [[WildAssGuessing Time Duke]]?
* They pothole to StrawRepublican or StrawTroper or whatever when they're talking about people/characters they don't like, even though they weren't meant to be StrawMen at all.
* That Troper, IfYouKnowWhatThisTroperMeans
* They think that [[AllCartoonsAreDisney Disney made every Western Animated cartoon]], and that [[AnimationAgePoverty all cartoons are for kids]], except, that is, for their more mature and thus superior anime.
** They also believe anime [[CartoonsAreAmericanAnd4Kids are not cartoons]].
* They want Alice to DieForTheirShip.
** They believe StrongWomynsDontWearSkirts.
** They think any interaction between cute male characters is HomoYay. They never take their ShippingGoogles off.
* They use every trope possible just to natter against Communism.
* They add cut pages to TheEternallyRedlinkedPagesPage for no reason but to gravedance.
* They have to make sure everyone reading the main page of their favorite work knows that it's HumorousInHindsight that a [[HeyItsThatPersonsVoice voice actor in the Swahili dub later voiced a very similar character in the Swahili dub of some other work]]. And they find this either just as or much more important than say, the original English voices.
* They add their favorite [[WheatiesUniverse fetish webcomics]] to every single trope page like it's a classic work everyone can enjoy and is [[CuriouslySpecificDenial definitely NOT]] MasturbationFuel.
* They think they're [[LikeABoss the boss]].
* They will always, '''''[[TextEmphasizer ALWAYS]]''''', shoehorn an example from their favorite show, even if it takes them all day to figure out how to fit it in.
* They think kids' shows are "baby shows" and that just because they were designed with kids in mind, they are for kids ONLY and that anyone who is over 12 and watches them is a ManChild, despite the shows being advertised as being "for all ages".
* They hate on Disney ''all the doggone time!!!''.
* They make fun of self-proclaimed bronies.
** They always think that liking MLP must be sexual.
* They think a show was ForeverRuined after season 1 but continue to watch anyway so they can bash it in the YMCV section.
* They think a BlackCharacter with any flaws is NegativeDiscrimination.
** [[WhatAParadox And they're racist against African-Americans]].
** Or they pull out the racism card when others call them out on [[FreudWasOnToSomething shoving their disgusting fetishes down everyone else's throats.]]
** They call Native Americans "Indians".
** They believe that EveryonesALittleBitRacist, and claim innocent remarks that people who are ''not'' racist in anyway of being that little bit of racism, while letting ''actual'' racism slide because according to their logic [[Theater/AvenueQ Evelyone's a ritter bit lacist.]]
* They think it's GettingSexPastTheRadar when Bob SaysXHehehe.
* They think the DarkWiki/HowNotToWriteExamples page is a tutorial.
** When they come up with something they think is witty, they dash off to write about it on TvTroopes.
* They thought it was TheirFirstKiss when they DrankOffABottle [[ThatsNotAKissYouDumpass their crush used before]].
* They enjoy MooOverJune {{unironically}}.
* They like to list works or creators as tropes.
* [[WikiGraffiti They vandalize every articljfdalsnkazwsexdrcftvgybuhjk.;'ajfkl;a]]
* They LinkToArticlesWithinTheArticles
* They constantly use TroperVerbalTics. [[HypocrisyIsFunny And that's Terrible]].
** PleaseElaborate.
** [[NotReallySubverted Subverted]] ''hard'' that one time they didn't do it for once. [[WellYeah So, yup]].
* They [[BadEdditt link]] [[BaddEddditt to]] [[BbbaddEdit the]] [[BaddEdiiit same]] [[BaddEdit trope]] [[BbbbaddEditt multiple]] [[BaddEeeditt times]] [[BadddddEditt in]] [[BaaaaddEditt one]] [[BaaaaaddEditt sentence]] instead of putting it in one link,
* They never use namespaces when they link to articles, and wish they still didn't exist.
* They think their favorite LoliconFic is not pornographic and YelledAtFastEddie when it was [[{{deleted}} cut]].
* They moan about how someone they have stalked doesn't return their feelings and ask to be left alone, get angry They hijack other examples, even when the example becomes almost incoherent about it and calls them immature. That Troper thinks they're always right.
* They write a character as a violent sexual offender and get surprised when someone calls that character a rapist. Don't question the brilliance of That Troper.
* They quote Monty Python like it's going out of style and thinks they're awesome for it.
* They post UrbanMyths and other [[{{Bullshit}} falsehoods]] under the RealWorld section of the article because they're ReallyGullible.
* They want the NaughtyTentacles page to come back. They also wish they were allowed to add examples back to the PantyShoot page.
* They complain about the edits that some people make and add rude comments after re-editing it.
* They complain about every little thing on a page such as the NoRealLifeExamplesThankYou tag.
* [[ExamplesAreRecent Recently]], they have talked about the latest developments in their favorite shows using the words "recently", "currently", "nowadays", etc. so that in a couple months their posts will be completely dated and obsolete.
* They're a snarky asshole to new members who may not understand how tropes work, and belittle them every chance they get.
** [[TakeThatWe Oh!]]
* They believe that the example folders are arranged by importance rather than [[YouFailAlphabetingForever alphabetically]]. They agree that AnimeAndMana is the most important, followed then by fan fiction.
* They constantly request for this page to be CutTed because it [[ButtHoleHurt hurts their feelings]].
* They use the LawOfCautiousEditingJudgement page as an excuse to delete examples that conflict with their views of a character, an opinion, a show, etc...
* They delete a majority of the examples off YMMV or work pages without giving a valid reason.
* They miss those days when they would whine about everything on Troper Tales.
* They want the Fetish Fuel examples to come back.
* They try to shoehorn their favorite characters into tropes, and try to shoehorn characters they don't like into evil/villain tropes
* They have a habit of saying that certain people can [[HowDoesHeKnow kick trope readers']] [[IdLikeToSeeHimTry asses]].
* They delete entries that they disagree with, as if [[YourExperienceCanDiffer their subjective opinion on what's bad or good]] matters [[EverythingIsAboutMe more than anyone else's]].
* They put everything in [[LetGoOfTheShiftKey ALL CAPS]] when posting an edit reason, and angrily denounce whoever posted something against the current TV Tropes rules even if the entry hasn't been edited since 2010 when rules were different. They think this makes them more like ThatOtherTroper, which of course it doesn't.
** Then they complain about it in the discussion section, even though the edit was minor, completely livid over the fact that they have to clean up the kinds of mistakes they make themselves all the time.
* They actually worship the gods in the TroperPantheon, but wish they'd delete all those pesky ones that aren't from their favorite shows.
** They make sure characters from their favorite obscure shows are made into gods of famous tropes that have been around since Ancient Greece and have more well-known examples.
*** '''[[Amine/SuperSpecialAwesomeWarriorSamuraiNinjas Sasuke Yoshimoto-San]], God Of Vengeful Nephews.''' High Priest: Hamlet.
* They threaten to quit Tv Tropes whenever they think a change has RuinedItForever, but never actually do (though we all wish they would).
* They constantly post WallsOfWords and NoContextExamples with no middle ground.
* They get banned from the website for acting like a complete jackass, then create a blog complaining about how bad TV Tropes is, [[MissingThePointByACountryMileAndAHalf getting all of their stated reasons for doing so completely wrong.]]
* They're [[WinningestExample the KING or QUEEN]] of claiming all their examples are the most superlative example of whatever it is they're an example of.
* They try to [[HowDareYouBeFunnierThanI outwit]] any comments funnier than their own, without actually adding [[WhatDoYouMeanImNotImportant anything of importance]] to the article.
* They comment on others' spelling and grammar in-article without actually fixing it.
** Getting their own spelling/grammar wrong in the process.
* They take multiple edits to add a single point, because previewing is for noobs.
* ContextlessTrope: for the [[NoOneActuallyKnowsWhatHesReferringTo obvious reason]].
* They're CreepilyObsessed with the word "[[PantyFlash panties.]]"
* They have conversations with themselves on the main page using bullet points, either because they want it to look like more than one person shares their viewpoint or because they're a schizophrenic.
** I know, isn't that annoying?
*** It certainly is.
* They love their [[ReallyATrillby fedora]], even though it [[ParasitePuppeter seeps into his brain]] and makes them an InsufferableDouche. That's right - it's not [[IsThisARedLink That Troper]], [[TheBadderGuy it's their shitty hat]].
* Their favorite scene in CowboyBeeBop is [[CowboyBebopAtHisMac the part where the title character is on his computer]].
* Even a SugarCritic would get a HypeSubversion from their favorite shows because they are just that bad at GushingAboutShowsTheyLike.
* That Troper trapped me in an Endless Recursion of Potholes.
* [[LankyKong THEY HAVE NO STYLE, THEY HAVE NO GRACE]], [[MemeticSongStanza THIS TROPER HAS A FUNNY FACE!]]
* They [[AnnoyingGenderBender change their gender quite annoyingly.]]
* They ''overuse italics'' (!!) for ''emphasis'' when they ''think'' they're reporting a ''surprising'' (!) fact.
* Though initially they thought the new TV Tropes layout that debuted after Fast Eddie's departure RuinedItForever and threatened to quit Tv Tropes without actually planning on doing so, they were overjoyed to find that the strike-through markup worked on the wiki again. They went on to abuse it profusely by striking through things to be snarky and wouldn't you know it, it got taken away again.
* They use [[YoureAFuckingIdiotIndex Indexes as tropes]]
** They also use creators as tropes, and works as tropes.
* They delete entire pages of shows they don't like, and think they're such a clever vandal, until someone undoes their edit and bans them.
* They initiate discussions in the TropeRepairStore for tropes that have been up for years and no one had a problem with before, insisting the trope be deleted, just because they randomly decided one day to hate the trope with every fiber of their being.
* They think every trope they hate is akin to PeopleSittingInChairs, and overuse the phrase in every YouKnowThatTropeWhen discussion.
** Yet every trope they propose in [[YouKnowThatTropeWhen YKTTW]] is a PeopleSittingInChairs trope.
* When they add to WarpTheMoral on the DarkWiki their warps are either the actual aesop of the work, or just complaints. They then accuse perfectly good warps of being the actual aesop.
* They can find a FiveGuyBand in every single work, even when the band has four, seven or fifteen members. Also they don't care if the members are barely connected nor if they never appear together.
* They're [[Administrivia/StopTreatingAllFictionLikeADAndDGameDammitItDoesntWorkThatWay Chaotic Evil]].
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* They LinkToAnArticleWhileEditingThatArticle.
* They like [[CandlejackSucks Candlejack]].
* They're rude as [[KidnappedBeforeTheSwear f-]]
*** They excessively indent.
* They read Tv Tropes in NightVision so every page looks like it's on the Darth Wiki.
* They sexualize children's entertainment.
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Standard FlameRetardant rules apply. Do not name any names, insinuate with the insinuators, or add to the article unless it would contribute in a constructive fashion. ''[[HypercriticalHumour Especially you, Adrian.]]''
%% And don't pothole to actual articles, c'mon.

[[spoiler: Or you are, in fact, [[ArticleThatDemonstratesItself That Troper]] or the Adrian in question, in which case, the wiki apologizes for your misfortune.]]