WildMassGuessing is a fun and popular portion of TVTropesWiki, and we just can't let that slide. This page is for one person to bombast the community by restating show canon and acting like it is somehow worthwhile for everyone to read it.
There will be unmarked spoilers ahead.

* Outside of ''Series/DoctorWho'', no one is a Time Lord. Even characters with Time Lord-like powers do not belong to that specific race, unless specifically stated.
* LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya is responsible for absolutely nothing outside of her own 'verse.
** As is [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Joshua]].
* Nothing is AllJustADream. ([[Literature/AliceInWonderland Unless]] [[{{Newhart}} of]] [[DreamBallet course]] [[GiveMyRegardsToBroadStreet it]] [[Film/TheCabinetOfDrCaligari is]]).
* There are no Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion [[SpinOff spinoffs]].
** Only ''official'' AU spinoffs. Oh, and crossovers. You're very welcome.
* ''StarWars'' has an official policy that the most recent edition of a given film has highest priority in canon. According to that, Greedo shot first. You are free to ignore this policy. Keep in mind that doing so still does not mean "Han Shot First", since that would imply Greedo got a shot off, which did not happen in the original version at all.
* Nobody is Jesus. Except for Jesus. Even [[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Jesus analogues]] are not him.
* Main/{{Garfield}} is still alive.
** WordOfGod confirms this.
* Franchise/{{Batman}} and [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin]] are ''not'' [[Main/FurryFandom furries]].
** And while we're on the subject, Hobbes is not, nor will he ever will be, [[Film/FightClub Tyler Durden]].
* [[Series/DoctorWho The Master]] and [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer the Master]] are not the same Master. Sorry.
** However, [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate The Master]] is also not either of them. You're welcome.
*** And [[SuperSmashBros Master Hand]] is not him.
*** Nor is [[VideoGame/{{Fallout1}} The Master]] and [[Series/PowerRangersMysticForce The Master]]...
*** And definitely not [[GGundam Master Asia]]
*** None of those guys are related to [[TheBraveLittleToaster The Master]], either.
*** It's safe to say they aren't [[TheMasterAndMargarita The Master]], that would just be silly.
*** They are also not the less well-known [[Literature/TheSistersGrimm Master]]
* Altair killed no one outside of the world of ''Assasin's Creed''. Especially characters in other works.
* Actors who appear in multiple, non-connected works, are playing different, non-connected characters unless explicitly said otherwise.
* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''PushingDaisies'' and ''Series/{{Heroes}}'' do not take place in the same universe, sadly.
** ''TheSarahConnorChronicles'', ''{{Chuck}}'' and ''Series/{{Reaper}}'' are also not in the above non-existent multiverse.
** Nor is ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' and ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''.
** ''StElsewhere'' does not suck every other TV show into its own universe because of a handful of inside-joke guest appearances.
* [[MemeticMutation Snape Kills Dumbledore.]]
* Smurfette and Sasette were created by Gargamel. Smurfs are asexual creatures. The way Smurfs reproduce is that a stork brings a baby Smurf once every blue moon. The Smurflings were adult smurfs who messed with the Sands Of Time and got turned into children. Vanity is not gay, just overly flamboyant. [[WordOfGod Peyo said it]] so DON'T ARGUE.
* [[Film/BladeRunner Replicants]] are androids. Get over it. Whether or not Deckard is a Replicant doesn't matter.
* Most EpilepticTrees theories just aren't true.
* What Marche did in FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance was for a just cause. He was kind of a jerk about it, but any claims of villainy are an AlternateCharacterInterpretation at best.
* [[FerrisBuellersDayOff Ferris Bueller]] was a bit of a snot, but he had an excused absence. Regardless of any other hi-jinx, Principal Rooney had no justification for leaving the school of which he is the head in order to "catch" a student who had been knowingly excused by his parents, nor legal standing to do anything if he had succeeded in doing so. Harming the Beuller's dog and breaking into the Ferris household on an unreasonably personal vendetta make him the villain of the story.
* [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou No One is possessing Mr. Mew,]] [[AllThereInTheManual Shiki just used a Psychokinesis-type pin (Groove Pawn) to control Mr Mew.]]
** But, Shiki tells Neku that Mr. Mew does his own thing, so she isn't controlling him. Which means Mr. Mew is either possessed or the Groove Pawn pin also gives the animated object an A.I.
* [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen's]] BishieSparkle does not come from sweating. It comes from sparkling.
** It comes from being on the verge of spontaneous combustion because he's under the fucking sun. Get a hat or something, god damn.
* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' takes place in the same universe as the other ''Franchise/StarTrek'' series. It is not set in an alternate timeline whatsoever, nor is it a holodeck recreation (except for the final episode). The only reason we have continuity glitches is because the writers made mistakes.
* RobinWilliams is a completely human comedian/actor with no special universe-controlling powers.
* TVTropes is [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not part of a conspiracy to control us all]]. That pot holing is JustForFun.
** And it is most definitely not using subliminal messaging to control the world's leaders. Oh, and it has nothing to do with that ninja. No siree, nothing.
* [[ScaryBlackMan Marsellus Wallace]] finds intercourse with anyone except Mrs Wallace to be extremely distasteful.
* [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Annie and Kat]] are just close friends. Preteen girls are just big on [[TastesLikeDiabetes saccharine affection]].
** The same can be said for the main cast of ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'', save Kaorin, and even that's one-sided. They're all just friends. ''Especially'' Yomi and Tomo.
* JustForFun/CandleJack is a cartoon character from {{Freakazoid}}, and you will not get kidnapped by just saying his name in RealLife or by typing his name. See I'm still here, he hasn't ki [[color:white:Yoink!! And to think that he was a Fast Typer too.]]
** He does, however, [[MemeticMutation need more rope]], but that fact is purely coincidental.
** Candle Jack. See? You don't need to be afraid anymo [[color:white:You'd think that they'd learn after that last guy...]]
** Candle Jack. There. Deal with i [[color:white:Edit Wars truly are disturbing things. Sure you want to try editing this out, Candle Jack?]]
* [[CodeGeass Lelouch]] is dead. Simple as that. And the creators love trolling about it.
** Lelouch and Suzaku were both extremely [[BreakTheCutie messed up teenagers]] who had very different ideas on how to fix the world's problems. Neither was truly evil or pure good, even if they did some shitty things sometimes. Both suffered pretty bad by the series' end, and somehow found a way to at least [[EarnYourHappyEnding break even]] [[BittersweetEnding when it came to their ideals "winning" or "losing" in the end]].
* Outside of a SharedUniverse fictional characters will seldom if ever cross from one work of fiction to another, particularly not in disguise. Nor will their children. Exceptions are made for certain public domain characters who show up everywhere, but that's a completely different story.
* [[CalvinAndHobbes Calvin]] is not a Mage, Vampire, Changeling, or anything else from ''TabletopGame/TheWorldOfDarkness''.
** And he isn't a [[TabletopGame/GeniusTheTransgression a Genius]] either.
*** Also CalvinBall '''HAS NO RULES''', save the ones explicitly stated in the comic: You can't play it the same way twice, and don't question the masks.
* Whatever [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tzeentch's]] plan is, he's not going to be telling us any time soon.
* Unless a scene is explicitly stated to be one character's description of events, it can be taken as showing what "really" happened and is not the work of an UnreliableNarrator.
* [[FanonDiscontinuity That episode you don't like]] really exists. Even if subsequent works don't follow off of their story, the works themselves don't magically get decreated. However, it is just fiction, so you are free to ignore it without getting all snitty about it. All of it is just a show, you should really just relax.
* HouseOfLeaves is metafiction and is deliberately difficult to understand. Any meaning you find is one that you apply to it. There is no answer.
* The writers of ''FamilyGuy'' are '''not''' trying to get the show cancelled.
* Nobody outside of the ''Manga/DeathNote'' 'verse has a death note, or at least a functional one.
** Kisuke Urahara and Gin Ichimaru were never known as anything else. [[spoiler:The souls of both L and Light Yagami belong to oblivion.]]
* Franchise/StarTrek is set on a spaceship.
** With the exception of the 2009 movie, all ''Franchise/StarTrek'' series are set in the same continuity.
* WesternAnimation/DungeonsAndDragons was not set in Hell. The DungeonMaster was not {{Satan}}. They didn't die in the roller coaster accident, and were in fact given the opportunity to go home in the [[http://www.michaelreaves.com/requiem_preface.htm unaired Grand Finale.]]
* [[Anime/CowboyBebop Spike]] is dead. If the creator decides to make a sequel, he may un-die, but that would be a RetCon.
** However, [[{{Rugrats}} Spike]] is not dead.
** But [[TheLandBeforeTime Spike]] is probably dead by now.
** And [[Franchise/TransformersGeneration1 Spike]] is alive except in one AlternateContinuity, in which he is dead.
** Also, [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Spike]] is a vampire.
** [[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} Spike]] is not even canon, his scenes in part 7 were NOT FILMED.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Spike]] is also not dead.
** [[VideoGame/ApeEscape Spike]] is likely alive.
** [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Spike]] isn't dead either.
* SquirrelGirl is just an attempt to mock people who take comics seriously. However, everything she did do is canon.
* You lost The Game.
** But only if you were playing it at the time, it is perfectly possible to stop playing or to never begin playing in the first place.
* Sir James Paul Mccartney, born 18 June 1942, is alive and well.
** He is also completely human, and is not a robot, clone, or walrus.
* ChuckNorris is a 70-year-old actor who is in great shape for a man his age. That's all.
** Nor did he ever achieve during his career the same physique, speed or power as BruceLee.
*** On a related note, Bruce Lee died in 1973 due to a hyper-adverse reaction to headache medication, as well as overtraining. Despite the beliefs of a tribe Malaysia, he is not a [[PhysicalGod god]].
* {{Popeye}} and Bluto are two heterosexual males fighting over the affections of Olive Oyl, a mutual acquaintance.
* [[BarackObama Barack Hussein Obama]] is a human being, born 4 August 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii- one of the 50 states of the U.S.A.- to a Kenyan man and an American woman. He is a lifelong Christian, though muted in his faith, and has never sworn by the tenets of Islam, Judaism, any atheist philosophy, Jedi Knighthood, or any color of Lantern Corps. It is ridiculously likely he is not directly associated with Jesus, Nyarlathotep, [[GodwinsLaw Hitler]], or Satan.
** He was joking when he said he was from [[SuperMan Krypton]]. Kryptonians are not considered natural-born U.S. citizens, which precludes one from becoming president, and are in fact, not even real.
* You are a person of various strengths and weaknesses, just like everyone else. Your satisfaction in life comes primarily from how well you acknowledge and exploit these attributes, though there will always be aspects out of your control, and that's okay.
* [[TheSimpsons Waylon Smithers]] is Mr. Burns's assistant. He's in his early forties, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield.
* ElvisPresley is dead. He died on August 16, 1977. He did not [[ElvisLives fake his death.]] His middle name is spelled "Aaron", with two A's, because he spelled it that way in the latter part of his life. It's spelled that way on his grave marker because he's under it. He was not [[ElvisHasLeftThePlanet an alien]] who "just went home". Other musicians composed; he [[IncrediblyLamePun decomposed.]] He's frickin' DEAD.
* The writer of MyImmortal simply had a really weird sense of humor, was not good at writing, and was one of those people who whines if not everyone likes the same things as her.
* [[KingdomHearts Organization XIII]], despite being somewhat sympathetic, [[DracoInLeatherPants were not really good guys.]] This should have been evident when they were trying to ''mass murder entire planets to regain their souls,'' but was mitigated by their [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys bishi factor.]]
* [[StarWars The Dark Side]] is actually evil, and people who turn to it will also turn evil...unless your name is Darth Revan, [[VideoGame/DarkForcesSaga Kyle Katarn]] or [[TheForceUnleashed Galen Marek.]]
* [[TheSlenderManMythos Slendy does not]] [[MemeticMutation want twenty dollars.]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Who needs green when you've got ]][[BlueAndOrangeMorality blue and orange?]]
* Also, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Aerith is still dead.]]
** Adding to that, it's romanized as ''Aerith''. It might not be the most comfortable pronunciation, but it's still the translation that gets the most accurate meaning across (Earth).
* [[Series/SesameStreet Bert and Ernie]] are two good friends who happen to share an apartment, presumably so that neither has to pay too much rent. Also, Batman and Robin, particularly in the 1960's TV show, are partners in crime fighting, and a father and adopted son in their civilian identities. Also, [[PerfectStrangers Larry and Balki]]... you get the idea.
** Unless two characters of the same sex are explicitly shown as being in a homosexual relationship or having sex with each other, it's safe to say that they are not doing so unless [[WordOfGod the author]] states otherwise. The same can be said of heterosexual relationships.
* [[Manga/DeathNote All humans will, without exception, eventually die.]]
* [[Film/PulpFiction Marcellus Wallace's]] briefcase does not contain souls, a nuclear bomb, all the evils of the world, or anything otherworldly or incredible. It's just a briefcase with a MacGuffin.
* [[VideoGame/KirbyCanvasCurse Drawcia]] did not make a DealWithTheDevil involving Dark Matter and/or 0, not even in the Japanese version. [[VideoGame/KirbySqueakSquad Dark Nebula]] ''is'' related to Dark Matter, but is a seperate being from 0 despite the [[OneSteveLimit similar Japanese name]].
* [[BlackButler Ciel and Sebastian]] aren't gay.
** Neither are [[KingdomHearts Axel and Roxas.]] Also Axel is not a desperate whore and has not had sex with ANYBODY.
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]] is not a mentally unbalanced and unstable pony who bakes her friends into cupcakes.
** While there is such a thing as a FanFic/RainbowFactory, it does not function by [[PoweredByAForsakenChild grinding pegasi foals]], and even on the off-chance it does, Rainbow Dash certainly has nothing to do with it.
** Princess Celestia is a nice and reasonable ruler, who ''is'' a TricksterMentor but is certainly ''not'' TheCaligula nor is she an EvilOverlord. She sealed Luna in the moon because Luna was corrupted by dark magic and posed a threat to life in Equestria, not "for the lulz". Also, the process involved the Elements of Harmony, not [[FriendshipIsMagicBitch a very large cannon and the phrase "TO THE MOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAA, BEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!"]]
*** Princess Celestia currently rules together with Princess Luna and there's no real need to change that. The "Lunar Republic" is not needed, and in fact would not even be a republic given that Luna is a princess. Equestria is also not "The Solar Empire".
*** Nightmare Moon was corrupted by jealousy and black magic, and her eternal night ''would'' have left Equestria lifeless. [[DracoInLeatherPants She was not the good guy trying to defeat the tyranny of the evil Princess Celestia]].
*** Discord is a [[ItAmusedMe mean-spirited]] [[TricksterArchetype trickster]] with godlike powers. [[DracoInLeatherPants He is not the good guy trying to defeat the tyranny of the evil Princess Celestia]]. (Nor is he {{Satan}}.)
*** Queen Chrysalis is the leader of a [[HordeOfAlienLocusts hostile foreign race]] with no qualms about violently invading countries. [[DracoInLeatherPants She is not]] [[RuleOfThree the good guy]] [[OverlyLongGag trying to defeat the tyranny of the evil Princess Celestia]].
** Time Turner is not an incarnation of the [[DoctorWho Doctor.]] He just a pony who keeps track of time.
* [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Ghetsis]] never raped or sexually abused N.
** The Striaton Trio are ''not'' the Shadow Triad.
*** Except in PokemonSpecial
* This is in fact a Zaku, pal! A ZAKU!!!!!
* [[SuperMario Bowser and Peach]] are not having an affair behind Mario's back. This also means Peach is not the mother of Bowser Jr. or any of the Koopalings.
* [[VideoGame/CastleVaniaSymphonyOfTheNight DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!]]
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